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Quote# 142058

Anyone pastors, cake makers, etc who speaks the truth of God's word will be called bigots and haters. We are to hate the sin, but not the sinner. If you don't agree with them, they come against you to lose your job. This world hates us because we are in the world, but not of it. There are 2 fathers our heavenly father, and Satan the evil one!

lightofmylife, Rapture Forums 8 Comments [1/20/2019 11:05:18 AM]
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Quote# 142061

First, you don’t know what real racism is. You’re a brainwashed little punk with no life experience. Second, you are a minor and you have NO rights regardless of what liberals tell you. You have rights when you turn 18. Third, if i was your parent i’d tan your hide if you disobeyed me.

Jay Jake, Quora 11 Comments [1/20/2019 11:10:08 AM]
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Quote# 142004

Today's Laugh 1-14-19



TRANSCRIPTION

Frog in stewpot over hot stove, reading his computer screen (yes I'm serious).

Pot is labelled JOHN Q SHEEPLE

FROG (reading): "House dems' priorities: no wall, impeach, climate change. Eh.
Being a man is a mental disorder. 'Child conjugals' not abnormal.
Islamists direct school textbooks. Hmm.
OOOH! Ellen has a new game show!

MICK WILLIAMS:
There's a glut of frog legs right now; only gonna get worse.

Mick Williams, Disqus - Faith & Religion 16 Comments [1/17/2019 2:23:31 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 142059

(Everlasting Life said:
I think we're seeing some of the fruits of college edumacation.)


Yes we are. University and college is where children and young adults go to be educated into the most destructive pernicious Satanic philosophies like Derrida's "Deconstructionism".

athenasius, Rapture Forums 5 Comments [1/20/2019 11:05:33 AM]
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Quote# 142062

Just having returned from a visit to “the greatest place on earth,” my wife and I were shocked at how many men boldly acted like women. Lispy sentences, light gestures, soft mannerisms, and flamboyant jokes were everywhere to be seen — on display for a park flooded with children. No hiding it. No shame. No apologizing. This perversion of masculinity warranted no commercials.

Instead, our society celebrates what Paul calls literally “soft men” (Greek malakoi), a group that will not enter the kingdom of God (1 Corinthians 6:9). And discomfort at this will-not-inherit-the-kingdom version of manliness is exactly a symptom of what the APA finds malignant in traditional manhood. But as much as the APA and LGBTQs protest it as hate speech, the effeminate shall not enter the kingdom of God, and it is unloving not to say so.

While men who brutalize and manipulate represent one form of perversion (the kind companies now put their dollars into supporting), men who sit passive, complacent, spiritually and emotionally frail, represent another. So also do men who rebel against their sex by acting like women. And too many classrooms that celebrate this perversion act as accomplices to confusing the boys (and girls) of today. Paul commands all men, “Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong” (1 Corinthians 16:13), and offers them the hope of the gospel that they too might be washed, sanctified, and justified “in the name of the Lord Jesus Christ and by the Spirit of our God” (1 Corinthians 6:11).

David Mathis rightly tells us that the strongest men are gentle. But do not hear him saying that godly men are soft, fragile, weak, or effeminate. They do not faint in the day of adversity. They dress for war every day against forces of evil. They are sacrificial initiators, not limp deferrers. Men who charge against enemy gates, leading from the front, and refusing to take cover behind their wives and children. They lead. They protect. They initiate. They love. They sacrifice. They work. They worship. They are men.

Greg Morse, Desiring God 11 Comments [1/20/2019 11:11:49 AM]
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Quote# 130034

We ended up giving them both spankings. They both got a brushing from me and a dose of the slipper from their father. We also had them write apology letters to their grandmother. We were going to leave it at that but they threw such a fit when we told them they were to be spanked that we decided they needed extended bedtime spankings. At first it was only for three days but they had a tantrum so now it's every night for a week. The way we do bedtime spankings is after their baths they wait in their room in their pajamas. Me or my husband come in and bare their bottoms and we put them in the diaper position and hold up their legs and they get their butts roasted with the spoon. This is only the second time we've done extended spankings and it worked wonderfully. Hopefully they learn their lesson because I really don't want to have to repeat it.



Sophie, Circle of Moms 22 Comments [8/2/2017 12:36:46 AM]
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Quote# 142017

The op-ed’s author wrote that “many federal agencies are now operating more effectively from the top down on a fraction of their workforce” and that “we do not want most employees to return, because we are working better without them.”

Roughly 800,000 federal employees are currently going without pay, and millions of Americans who rely on the agencies those employees usually run — everything from the Food and Drug Administration to the Department of the Interior to the Department of Homeland Security — are going without services, except for those provided by workers deemed essential to national security or public safety.

“Now that we are shut down, not only are we identifying and eliminating much of the sabotage and waste, but we are finally working on the president’s agenda,” the official wrote, adding in conclusion: “Wasteful government agencies are fighting for relevance but they will lose. Now is the time to deliver historic change by cutting them down forever.”

A Senior Trump Official, Talking Points Memo 18 Comments [1/17/2019 2:33:32 AM]
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Quote# 142015

I was doing Bible studies at my local church and the pastor described one time an event to me that changed my view permanently. It went something like this;

He said "When a person sins it crushes the heart of God". He took a piece of paper and said "When we sin it is like this" and crunched the paper into a ball with one hand(we single handedly hurt God). Threw it on the ground and stompped on it. Then he said "this is what every person on the planet is doing all day, every day to God". "7 billion times a day all day". "Who does that to their father"? "We deserve hell". "But through the death of Jesus we got our second chance". "Don't waist the blood". Punched me right in the face that did, I even had a tear run down my cheek at the time. Yes I make errors but never deliberately or without care, that's negligence.

Peter Baumann, Quora 15 Comments [1/17/2019 2:31:59 AM]
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Submitted By: Denizen

Quote# 142030

(=Regarding Mike Pence=)

Richard Dawkins Foundation:
Dear @VP,
Your religion is disgusting, oppressive, and anti-intellectual. It isn’t intolerant to point this out to you. Turns out, freedom of speech means we get to tell you that the religion you’re free to believe in is utter nonsense.

Martin Yirrell: And remember we all know God exists.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 9 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:22 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 142026

Look at these unreasonable thug cops, and the evasive authorities, and the horrible way they mistreat Wolfgang Halbig, a former state trooper who dared to ask questions about what happened at Sandy Hook. ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH6hmI1h-iQ

The very way the authorities have shunned him, demonized him, shut him out and even criminalized him, clearly evidence that Sandy Hook was a massive hoax! Halbig makes 100% good sense. He is asking very simple questions, that every parent would ask. As Halbig points out, 27 children were declared dead in 8 minutes and no ambulances were called. Who does that? Portable restrooms were ordered the day before the alleged Sandy Hook shooting!!! Someone pre-ordered a big machine that displayed electronic messages, which read: “Check-in Here!” Who would order this for a shooting event?

I've looked at the videos, which YouTube has relentlessly censored. YouTube is owned by Google and they (very much) DO censor THE TRUTH!!! We are fighting an information war, not only in the secular world, but also in the churches. Effectively, the battle over the inspiration of the Word of God is a fight over WHICH AUTHORITY can be trusted? Before the year 1881 there was only ONE ENGLISH BIBLE TRANSLATION SOURCE, the Textus Receptus! Westcott and Hort raised up and introduced a SECOND AUTHORITY in 1881, which contradicted the first, final and only true authority, which is God's Word! So since 1881 the world has has TWO AUTHORITIES!!! Consequently, a THIRD AUTHORITY is needed (which is modern-day scholars) to decide which of the first TWO authorities can be trusted. This is humanism and apostasy, which religious colleges like Bob Jones University are guilty of supporting, sanctioning, selling, using and tolerating! The ONLY authority that a born-again believer needs is the King James Bible!!!!!!!

David J. Stewart, Love the Truth 14 Comments [1/18/2019 9:09:43 AM]
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Quote# 142044

White-splaining… LMFAO.. SMH.. Sigh.. I am not White. I’m Black.

I’m not White-splaining, because I have no perspective on the White experience; nor care to — I’m speaking as a Black person who has seen racism their entire lives. Do you understand what that’s like?

So to see it here is disturbing…

Maybe you read what I wrote but your own reactionary senses thought “this is a White man” so you immediately assumed I was “White-splaining” or “Man-splaining” .. which just means, you’re not really trying to engage with me in a conversation — but instead tell me why I should shut the fuck up because I’m somehow privileged.

You’re sitting here telling me I have no idea what racism is when I’ve been beaten within an inch of my life by the Cleveland Police Department; when I’ve bad a bottle broke across my face for being a so-called “nigger” at the age of 8 by a bunch of teenage White boys; when I was told I didn’t belong in my neighborhood because I looked like a dope dealer…

Think about your own prejudice to assume SO much about me simply because I said Dear Leader is making racist comments?

Just stop.. and think about what you just said… just slow down for a minute.. damn.

Your response is something of a non sequitur: being a black person who has seen racism his entire life is no more incompatible with white-’splaining than being a woman is incompatible with man-’splaining. White-’splaining is defined by its content, not by the color of the speaker or writer. (Note that I am not commenting either way on the merits of Raucous Indignation’s charge.)
Wow. this is a first on this blog. A black man being accused of whitesplainin. And someone actually defending it as a non sequitur. #arglebargle


BMScott, Daily Kos 7 Comments [1/19/2019 7:05:35 AM]
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Quote# 142031

(In a debate on the right to die)

Slow agnozing deaths build character, u murderers

Bailey Beier, Facebook 15 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:28 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 141893

Why you should help me with restoring true heir to England in this universe

I can get you guys and others to help me with my plan to restore the true heir to the throne by showing you that it is a cause of social justice. The Wars of the Roses happened because the Yorkists claimed the throne by being senior in primogeniture because they were descended from the daughter of Lionel Duke of Clarence who did not have any sons. The Lancasterians claimed the throne by descent of John of Gaunt since they were misogynists who didn’t think that females should inherit the throne.

The Yorkists were therefore on the feminist side of the Wars of the Roses and Elizabeth II is descended from the Lancasterian side. Therefore for the cause of social justice, you and others should support having the Yorkist heir put on England’s throne. Therefore join my society.

Jacob Harrison,  FSTDT Forums 50 Comments [1/7/2019 1:41:58 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 142051

[ on turning in a murderer . ]



If my suspicions are right and he is guilty, then he didn't commit a perfect crime. Therefore, any investigators worth their salt should have been able to crack the case. I don't feel obligated to go out of my way and make their job any easier.

Rachellelogram, The Straight dope 9 Comments [1/19/2019 3:36:47 PM]
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Quote# 97765

If I were President of the United States

-Replace the federal income tax with a system where each citizen pays a set amount of taxes a year to fund the military and other essential functions.

-All other operations of the federal government would either be privatized (Medicare, Social Security), converted to support by user fees (Interstate highways), or eliminated (bloated bureaucracy like the Department of Education and the Department of Energy).

-Repeal all unconstitutional laws, particularly those that target the First Amendment freedoms of speech and religion in the name of political correctness or "nondiscrimination," those that target the Second Amendment right to bear arms in the name of "safety," and those that interfere with the rights of the states.

-Repeal Obamacare and replace with tort reform, the opening up of the sale of insurance across state lines, and encourage people to get HDHP's and HSA's.

-Step up border security and crack down on illegal immigration.

-Ban the ownership of cats and make elimination of this invasive species from the U.S. a top priority.

-Eliminate welfare. Allow private charities to help the truly needy. Those who are able to work should do so.

-Eliminate most foreign aid. It should only be used to help true democracies who are surrounded by hostile dictatorships like Israel.

-Eliminate affirmative action and other programs that discriminate based on race, sex, etc. People should be judged not on the color of their skin but on the content of their character.

-Introduce a "Bill of Gamers Rights" to ensure that video games are not subject to bans or censorship.

-Eliminate burdensome regulations. Trust the free market to reward good companies and punish bad companies.

-Eliminate the minimum wage. It kills jobs and causes inflation.

-Ban discrimination against conservatives in hiring at schools and colleges. Kids should hear both sides of the issues, particularly controversial ones like evolution and global warming.

-Introduce a strict voter ID law and investigate widespread voter fraud in Chicago, Detroit, Cleveland, etc. If the investigation deems it necessary, the federal government could conduct the election in those cities in place of corrupt local authorities. We must maintain the integrity of elections.

-Reform the electoral college based on the Virginia plan: 1 electoral vote per district won plus 2 elector votes to the winner of the most districts in the state (split 1-1 in case of a tie).

-Appoint emergency managers to run troubled cities on the brink of bankruptcy.

-Launch a full investigation of the IRS targeting of conservatives. Make sure those responsible are held accountable, no matter how high up they are.

-Introduce a "Right to Work" amendment to the U.S. Constitution so that no one can be fired for refusing to join a union.


What do you say? Do I have your vote?


GoemonFan471986, gamefaqs 99 Comments [11/21/2013 4:21:26 AM]
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Submitted By: Zim!

Quote# 142064

And then they came for man earrings

For many Chinese people, man earrings are a mainstream fashion, no longer a novel object or a taboo. Earrings, after all, are just accessories that have no gender. But ultra-conservatives at the State Administration of Press, Publication, Radio, Film, and Television of the People’s Republic of China (SAPPRFT), China’s top media regulator, certainly don’t see it this way.

Regarding itself as a defender of the core values of the Party and China’s traditional culture, where toxic masculinity and gendered norms ultimately rule, SAPPRFT appeared to take issue with man earrings recently as some people noticed that the earlobes of some male celebrities are blurred on television.

It seems that a male earring ban has been implemented. Chances are TV stations were informed with such short notice that they did not have time to ask those men to take off their earrings when filming. Blurring out their ears, which seems extremely weird, as this video-editing technique is usually used for censoring private parts like genitals, was the only option left for TV producers to avoid breaking the new rules.

Given SAPPRFT’s past history of introducing arbitrary policies without giving any explanation, it’s highly unlikely that it will reveal the real intentions behind the man earring ban. Theories trying to decipher the authorities’ motives abound on the Chinese internet. Some people speculate that SAPPRFT considers man earrings an affront to national masculinity, which stands at the core of the regressive gender culture in China, where men are expected to manifest manhood in every aspect of their lives, including how they dress themselves. Others think the root of the problem is SAPPRFT’s antiquated taste in men’s fashion.

Unknown Chinese regulators, SupChina 2 Comments [1/20/2019 11:12:39 AM]
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Quote# 142040

Something horrible that I have noticed is many churchgoers are faithfully living a religious life—attending church, dressing modestly, listening only to religious music, talking the religious talk, associating with only other religious people, being loyal only to their particular religious clique, living a clean and moral life—yet at the same time these damned people are using satanic Bible versions, following a demonic corrupted Gospel that requires discipleship for salvation, and have no genuine concern for the truth. They are damned because they have believed a lie! The Scriptures proclaim a CURSE upon anyone who preaches “ANOTHER GOSPEL,” and that CURSE extends to any people who trust in that false Gospel...

Galatians 1:6-9, “I marvel that ye are so soon removed from him that called you into the grace of Christ unto another gospel: Which is not another; but there be some that trouble you, and would pervert the gospel of Christ. But though we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel unto you than that which we have preached unto you, let him be accursed. As we said before, so say I now again, If any man preach any other gospel unto you than that ye have received, let him be accursed.”


Evangelist Ray Comfort is accursed! Pastor John MacArthur is accursed! Evangelist Paul Washer is accursed! Pastor Jon Piper is accursed! Pastor David Pawson is accursed! Evangelist Billy Graham is accursed! Pastor Joel Osteen is accursed! Pastor Rick Warren is accursed! Dr. James Dobson is accursed! Pastor Charles Lawson is accursed! Pastor Keith Gomez is accursed! All of these false prophets preach a corrupted Gospel!!! I say that not to be unkind, God knows my heart, but to be truthful.

David J. Stewart, Soulwinning.info 13 Comments [1/19/2019 7:04:03 AM]
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Quote# 35322

Most of these comments miss this person's point. He cited a page reference where Darwin himself claimed that animals and plants have the same origin. Who believes that plants and animals evolved from the same origin today?

He could have equally argued the origin of the races according to many early evolutionists.

Whites evolved from the more intelligent chimp, Blacks the more primitive ignorant gorilla and Asians from the orangutan. When was the theory of the origin of races disproved?

amoore824, YouTube 66 Comments [2/22/2008 8:17:19 AM]
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Quote# 142029

Richard Dawkins Foundation: A magistrate who resigned rather than perform gay weddings shouldn't be getting a payoff.

(link: http://ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p) ow.ly/ZN2e30irT2p

Martin Yirrell: Why not, gay wedding are a lie, marriage is only between a man and woman.

Martin Yirrell, Twitter 9 Comments [1/18/2019 9:11:03 AM]
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Submitted By: CC

Quote# 142054

When the next “OMG Trump is totally going to prison!” media bombshell story comes out, many of us will, once again, know that it’s wishful lunacy

And the people pushing it will forget that they were wrong this time, and the time before that, and the time before that...

Buck Sexton, Twitter 14 Comments [1/19/2019 3:37:05 PM]
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Quote# 58270

ERVs are good information gone bad. It is a contamination that contaminates according to susceptibility. There are no transitional fossils for any of the millions of species, there is no observed evolution. The flu is just trying to survive and it will never change into a cat. The flu is not even a life form. It is just bad information replicating itself.

seekmosttoprophesy, YouTube 26 Comments [2/8/2009 6:21:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 57880

A rational intelligent person will observe both creationism and evolution as interrelated and inconclusive as studies at this present stage. The universe came into being by a thought manifesting itself as a reality. Inter procreation between man and beasts and the mingling of races has blurred any distinctions as such. Man has not evolved from apes although interaction by the two did form such bestial beings giving rise to speculation. Creationism determines Adams innocent fornications with the creature producing a breed of miscreants of sorts. Any attempts to understand the false premise of evolutionary theory is futile as it is inconsistent and unproven. A good scientist can prove or disprove anything at will. It requires not too great an effort on the parts of scientific creationism ...

intuition, yahoo answers 20 Comments [2/8/2009 1:02:24 PM]
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Submitted By: senorchipotle

Quote# 142049

Hollywood reprobate actor, Robert De Niro, who stars in the 2016 filthy movie, “DIRTY GRANDPA,” says...

“If there is a God he has a lot to answer for.”
SOURCE: Robert De Niro - Biography - IMDb


What a hypocrite! De Niro says that God has a lot to answer for? No, it is Mr. De Niro who has a lot to answer for. Here's the vile, disgusting and offensive content of De Niro's recent work of darkness, “DIRTY GRANDPA”...

2016 “DIRTY GRANDPA” FILM CONTENTS...

Violence:
- Brief non-graphic violence.
- Infrequent portrayals of hand-to hand violence with little blood and some detail.
- Depictions of fighting and electrocution.

Sexual Content:
- Frequent use of crude and descriptive sexual language and gestures.
- Sexual references and innuendo.
- Infrequent portrayals of sexual activity, with buttock nudity and a little detail.
- Nudity in a brief sexual situation.
- Breast and male frontal nudity in a non-sexual context.
- Full frontal nudity.
- Embracing and kissing.
- Fondling.
- Brief simulated sexual activity.
- Implied sexual activity.
- Frequent crude and offensive scenes.

Language:
Approximately 270 instances of coarse language, including:
- Pervasive use of the sexual expletive, many in a sexual context.
- Frequent use of scatological slang.
- Infrequent use of vulgar expressions.
- Use of sexual, racial, and developmental slurs.

Alcohol / Drug Use:
- Two scenes of drug use involving marijuana and/ cocaine.
- Portrayals of alcohol and illegal substance use, sometimes to excess.
- Tobacco use.

SOURCE: http://parentpreviews.com/movie-reviews/content-details/dirty-grandpa


It is not God Who has a lot to answer for Mr. De Niro, it is us sinful human beings!!! Ecclesiastes 12:14, “For God shall bring every work into judgment, with every secret thing, whether it be good, or whether it be evil.” Romans 14:12, “So then every one of us shall give account of himself to God.” Hebrews 4:13, “Neither is there any creature that is not manifest in his sight: but all things are naked and opened unto the eyes of him with whom we have to do.”

I don't condemn any man, for I am the biggest sinner that I know. Thankfully, my sins have been washed away by the blood of Jesus Christ, when I trusted Jesus Christ as my personal Savior at age 13, receiving His sacrifice on the cross for my sins, and believing that He resurrected from the dead three days later for my justification. I feel sorry for Woody Allen and Robert De Niro, who openly reject Jesus Christ and profess to be atheists. In effect, they have appointed themselves to be their own God.

We are all so very blessed by God. God gave us tastebuds to enjoy food, and a wondrous variety of delicious delicacies from which to choose. God gave us our eyes to see, and made the beautiful sunsets and flowers to behold. God gave us our ears to hear, and the lovely music to enjoy. God gives us our breath. Like King Belshazzar, Robert De Niro does not glorify the God in whose hand his breath is. Daniel 5:22-23, “And thou his son, O Belshazzar, hast not humbled thine heart, though thou knewest all this; But hast lifted up thyself against the LORD of heaven; and they have brought the vessels of his house before thee, and thou, and thy lords, thy wives, and thy concubines, have drunk wine in them; and thou hast praised the gods of silver, and gold, of brass, iron, wood, and stone, which see not, nor hear, nor know: and the God in whose hand thy breath is, and whose are all thy ways, hast thou not glorified.” Every way of a man's life is only possible because of God's blessings and power. If it weren't for our omnipotent God, our human heart could not pump blood 100,000 times each and every day of our life!!! How dare De Niro arrogantly say that if there is a God, He has a lot of explaining to do. God owes De Niro NOTHING!

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 14 Comments [1/19/2019 3:36:39 PM]
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Quote# 40558

"During the Salem, Massachusetts witch trials of 1692, 13 women were executed." http://www2.ari.net/rjohnson/articles/FEAR.MUP.html

I remember reading somewhere that this wasn't witches at all. It was Christian women who caught the elite using witchcraft and they were burned at the stake instead.

Robert Howard, Prison Planet 44 Comments [6/6/2008 3:57:36 PM]
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Quote# 51058

Queers are deviant, effeminate, HIV positive, Aids infected, rotten plague carrying man-devils.

Queers are sub-human, unclean, pathologically paranoid, depressed, neurotic socio-paths and only conversion by the blood of Jesus can reverse the fag’s hell-bound plunge.

Dykes seduce wives, daughters, infants and beasts for their unnatural dog-like sex acts and are consumed with so much lust of the flesh they cannot express normal love.

Continuing shameful sexual acts on each other, animals, dead bodies of humans and refusing to worship Jesus as Lord will damn all fags to the eternal lake of fire with Satan.

It is acceptable for the righteous to heap words of filth upon the obscene dyke/fag and when seen in public ridicule and rebuke them; this will please the LORD GOD ALMIGHTY.


[Much, much later on:]

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R. Michael Hands, Th.D., Last Chance Rescue Mission, Wilmington, CA 55 Comments [10/31/2008 6:56:36 PM]
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Submitted By: Grigori Yefimovich
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