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Quote# 93000

If religion was not real then why would people insist on atheism? I do not want to stereotype but most athiests i have met were gays. Yet they fail to notice that when they engage in sexual activity that goes against procreation they take part in a ritual that worships baal peor. Their flag has a relative symbol of that on the belly of baphomet (where a woman bears her child) thus being against procreation. If symbolism did not have such a powerful influence, would it be ok for your children to attend a kindergarten with nazi symbols all over the walls?

There are many people in this world who go about their day everyday without acknowledging their spirituality. Alot of people in this world are comfortable with this, some have never acknowledged measurement of themselves physically, emotionally, and in this case spiritually.

I have tested god in many ways, many sinful ways, when 'coincidences' happen too often i believe it is a miracle or the work of a spiritual being (oohh weee ooohh) My head was 10cm away from being crushed by a SUV type porsche while crossing great south road i tripped over. I have never believed in luck and i believe just as there is a god there is the devil or people involved in the devils work.

Erana Monica, topix New Zealand 91 Comments [3/6/2013 6:05:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Hasan Prishtina

Quote# 136084

Yer Nigel is a WiMPfa
Whereas the majority of “white” women (i.e. lemmings) are pretty darn happy sucking cock, pretending to like having a dick in them, making 70% of what their faggot earns for the same work, making new dickwads to inflict on the world, and being house niggers — a minority of us are disgusted with “white” male pussy faggots (WiMPFas) and what they’ve done to the world.

Since we were slaves for far longer than any other group, non-lemming White women can expect to pass from this world without ever having had a chance to rule. We, the most intelligent, most creative, least aggressive beings on the planet are now beneath not only the WiMPFas, but all the low-IQ critters that he — in his eternal faggotry and jealousy of his Creators — has placed above us. We get to watch this abysmal sideshow while the WiMPFas and his lemming whores continue forcing more White girls onto this hellhole.

He is a total lemming — an autistic faggot driven by hormones and emotions. This is his “history.” This is what makes his 1.5 ounces of flesh hard.

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 10 Comments [1/17/2018 11:47:13 PM]
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Quote# 136064

The Holy Scriptures warn that if we big Godspeed, that is, show any support or sanction, toward those who teach false doctrine, we are partakers of their evil deeds. The greatest assault against the doctrine of Christ today is coming from the Alexandrian manuscripts (upon which the modern corrupt Bible versions are all based). For example: All of the new Bible perversions remove Acts 8:37 completely, which says that Jesus is “the Son of God.” All of the modern Bible perversions corrupt the doctrine of Christ by removing the word “begotten” from the Bible.

One of the biggest problems today is shameful pastors who have a tolerance for evil. Few pastors hate evil as much as they ought. Psalms 97:10, “Ye that love the LORD, hate evil.” I hate evil. I hate it so much that I want to warn everybody I can about the Devil's counterfeit Bible versions. Unfortunately, I keep meeting ungodly pastors, who don't love the Lord as they ought, and have a tolerance for evil things; such as, the Alexandrian Bible perversions.

I knew one pastor, a disgrace to his profession, who superficially claims to be King James Bible only, while at the same time openly supporting and associating with other local churches that use, sell and promote the Alexandrian perversions. Folks, that is evil! He is bidding Godspeed to evildoers, wicked servants, who shall be punished. Proverbs 19:5, “A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall not escape.” Even if you use only the King James, if you buddy-buddy with ungodly pastors who use, sell and promote the modern perversions, you have that same blood on your hands, because you are encouraging them.

The Scriptures forbid even eating a meal with a fellow believer who lives in open sin. 1st Corinthians 5:11, “But now I have written unto you not to keep company, if any man that is called a brother be a fornicator, or covetous, or an idolater, or a railer, or a drunkard, or an extortioner; with such an one no not to eat.” So let me ask you a question, which is worse—fornicating, getting drunk, being a critic, covetousness, extortion—or corrupting God's words? My friend, there is no comparison. Tampering with God's Word is infinitely more evil.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 14 Comments [1/17/2018 3:58:01 PM]
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Quote# 135996

(On Chelsea Manning running for Senate)

(Robin Egg)
That picture is the creepiest thing I have ever seen. It said "we" are running. Does that include all of his multiple personalities? A treasonous man who would have been executed if this had happened decades ago, goes to prison, demands that the taxpayers pay for him to have his body mutilated, gets pardoned by our treasonous president, wears dresses and makeup and is now running for senate!!!! I just wore myself out thinking about this! It can't get any crazier!

(Publius V. Publicola)
lol... " his multiple personalities?" -- I was thinking the same thing... very bizarre... When people start running for office based on their "sexuality" -- it isn't going to end well.

Robin Egg and Publius V. Publicola, Disqus - News Network 9 Comments [1/18/2018 12:11:51 PM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 136101

Homosexuals lack self control, which tends to make them prone to violent outbursts.

Lack of self control, mental instability, self destructive behavior, and a propensity to lash out at anything questioning their state, has psychopathic written all over it.

factoryrat, Free Republic 12 Comments [1/18/2018 3:05:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 98447

from a post titled "Proof of creation no atheist can debunk (100% bulletproof)"

The Intelligent design of our universe is geometrical and congruent forming beautiful shapes and images with the number 9 as a proof of concept stamp on it given by God. From atoms to galaxies and even our DNA is surrounded by geometrical shapes and patterns with the number 9 hidden inside as proof of creation.

Numbers form shapes and do very weird things according to magnetism. When you add numbers a certain way, different patterns arise which create geometrical shapes. It seems that the construction of our universe, galaxy, and solar system revolves around the number 9 somehow and this number comes up everywhere just as a woman is pregnant for 9 months displaying the 9 code.

The number 9 seems to govern not only properties of physical reality but also time:

Using the digital root method:

1,440 minutes in a day = adds up to 9
86,400 seconds in a day = adds up to 9
10,080 minutes in a week = adds up to 9
525,600 minutes in a year = adds up to 9

Minutes and seconds in a day, week, month, year will always reduce to 9. Totally unaffected by the varying number of days in months and years i.E "leap years".

The number 9 seems to govern time and space, it also seems to be existent and non existent at the same time.

insider432, Atheist Forums 67 Comments [12/26/2013 5:47:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Doubting Thomas

Quote# 136085

Porn for White Women
Sorry to disappoint porn-addled males who clicked here to make their 1.5 oz. of weakling flesh hard. See The Cure for Porn Addiction

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Not surprisingly, what turns on White women is justice — and boy, after centuries of putting up with y’all’s abuse, have we been saving up a lot of it ;o)
All rapists: Castration (of both turkey neck & gizzards). They will then be publicly raped every day for a year; these will be shown on pay-per-view. Rapists participating in gang rape (e.g. “white” frat boys, roaming troops of semi-human blacks, hate-filled little amerind fags, ALL of the jew boys who perpetrate rape via their vile pornography) will be publicly gang-raped for several hours each day — by each other. After a year of this, their turkey neck n’ gizzards will be publically removed & they will be tortured until death.
Home terrorists (AKA those violent apes who commit domestic violence): daily public scourging — also on pay per view.
No, White female taxpayers will no longer pay for the upkeep of male animals in “prisons.” Male animals will be penned up & will have to forage for themselves — until “showtime,” that is ;o)

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 10 Comments [1/17/2018 11:47:56 PM]
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Quote# 136097

Lady Checkmate's headline: "Florida psychiatrist suing Reddit over negative reviews about his practice"

(Fox News cut-and-paste: www.foxnews.com/us/2018/01/18/florida-psychiatrist-suing-reddit-over-negative-reviews-about-his-practice.html)

Lady Checkmate:
hmmm...on one hand I agree with free speech, but on the other hand trolls don't deserve anything; especially, when they use multiple sock accounts (to pretend to be multiple people) to target and harass others with the sole purpose of trying to hurt them in some way (loss of business, capital, customers/clients or support). He has a right to sue every troll (utilizing sock accounts) he can and he should AND hopefully he'll win.

Baldric:
If you have a problem with the Doctor they have medical boards to file complaints with.

Lady Checkmate:
Exactly! Anything else is just plain old trolling...probably done by one clown utilizing multiple sock accounts, I.e, a pathetic loser.


Lady Checkmate, Disqus - News Network 13 Comments [1/18/2018 10:27:18 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

Quote# 134979

Sex in Heaven!

By Marilyn Monroe

(This message from beyond was received through Valerie Bright.)

(Marilyn Monroe speaking:) Hello, Doll! My name is Marilyn Monroe! Have you seen any of my pictures? Did you like them? I did that all for you, Honey! And I'd do more for you if I had a chance! There isn't anything I wouldn't do for you, my fans, my loved ones, my friends, my family, all those wonderful faces, all you wonderful people, you gorgeous men, all of you who were so good to me and who loved me. I still love you! Can you feel my love? Come on over here a little closer. You remember me -- Marilyn Monroe. Remember some of my pictures? Well, just imagine I'm right there beside you right now, because I am that close to you in the spirit!

Maybe you're feeling lonely, or down, and at the end of your rope. Maybe you just had an argument with your wife or your husband, or you've just received another bill in the mail and there's no way you can pay it. Did you just have a flare-up with your next-door neighbor? I know how you feel, Honey, because there were many days in my life when I was so down and so lonely and at the end of my rope. Every day was so empty of hope, so mundane, so dry. I was so very unhappy, and it seemed that nothing could ever help.

That's why I'm reaching out to you now. That's why I'm speaking to you now from over here, because I know what it's like to be in your shoes. All I can tell you, folks, is to just hang on! You're going to find that Heaven is a place where no one will ever look down on you again. No one will ever hurt you. In Heaven you never hear the words "dumb," "stupid," "slob," or "lazy."

I had a wonderful life that many girls would dream of having, and they would give anything to be like me -- a beautiful star, a glamorous movie actress. But I was a sad child. I missed my mother and father. I really wanted to be a mother and have a family and a happy married life. I wanted a pretty house and a beautiful garden and a dog and a cat. I wanted so much to be loved and understood and cared for by a man who would love me and take care of me and watch over me and protect me. I wanted it so much. But because of my selfishness, my career, my goals, my desire for fame and attention, my desire to have people applaud me and praise me, I didn't give my heart to being a loving mother and wife.

When you have the chance, don't miss the opportunity to put your arm around your wife and tell her she's pretty; or put your arms around your hubby and tell him you love him. Our lives are so short; they're over before we even know it. Any one of you could die today. So if you have a family, a wife, a husband, parents, friends, even your boss, even those at work, I want to tell you that it's time to put down your grudges and your differences and put your arms around one another. If you can do that, a lot of your sadness, your loneliness, your sorrow, your bitterness and your emptiness will disappear. In its place you will find happiness and a renewed joy!

I spent so much of my life alone, in my hotel room, drinking and smoking and mooning and pining over the mistakes I made and the problems of life. I'd hate to see that happen to any of you. Life doesn't have to be like that for anyone, because no matter what anyone tells you, and no matter what anyone does, and no matter what happens in your day, there is Someone who loves you very much. Jesus wants you to know that He is real and that He loves you! Jesus wanted me to tell you that. He said, "Marilyn, you tell them. They know you, Marilyn. They've loved you, they've adored you, they've watched your films, they know you, and they think you're great."

Well, if you thought I was great before, you should see me now! If you thought I was sexy before, you're going to really like what you see when you get here! And you don't have to worry about "unsafe sex" in Heaven, because there are no diseases or hurts or earthly problems here! You won't have to worry about your loved one getting jealous either, because that doesn't happen here. Here we can love each other without envy or jealousy. We can share our love with each other and show our love to each other freely. I promise you, I'm going to give you a lot of love when you get here!

Has that been your dream? Well, I want to make it a dream come true! I can! I can be your dream come true! For those of you who believe in the spirit world and who know it's real and it exists, you know we will meet one day. For those of you who aren't sure, just look at a picture of Jesus and tell Him you love Him, tell Him you need Him in your life, and He won't fail you. He'll bring you safely home to Heaven, home to His arms -- and to my arms, too!

I love you and I'm glad I had a chance to talk to you. I want you to know that I'll be thinking about you. I can see you and I can watch over you, and I'm closer to you than you can imagine. So how do you like having Marilyn Monroe for your guardian angel?

Keep hanging on through life's ups and downs. Think about me and picture me if things get too tough. Jesus is right beside me. I'll pray for you and He will help you. And don't worry about how you picture me. I'm not dressed in a nun's outfit, so don't worry! I've got something on that you will really like! So let your imagination go wild, boys! That's the way I like it, the hotter the better! I'll warm you up when you're feeling lonely and sad. And when you feel that warmth and you feel that smile on your face, just know that it's God's love for you, and thank Jesus for it.

Don't worry, don't be ashamed, don't feel guilty, there's nothing wrong! I want you to be very, very happy, and Jesus wants you to be very, very happy. So let's really have a good time! Let's have a good time living! Just be happy and keep smiling so that I'll know that you're all right. Then I won't have to worry about you.

Are you going to be all right? Is everybody going to be all right? That's good. Here's a big kiss goodbye! And don't forget my promise. I'll see you one day soon and take you in my arms and fulfill all your wildest dreams. That's one of the things I do in Heaven, I keep the boys happy!

I love being sexy and I love sex, and there's no reason why you shouldn't too. But you do have to be more careful there in your present life than you will here in Heaven. Here you won't have any worries or fears about sex, and it will be so wonderful for you. You won't have any inhibitions or problems. You're going to be so happy. And the One you can thank for that is God, because He made it all! He created us to need sex, to want sex, and to enjoy sex.

There is sex in Heaven! That's the good news! That should be the news of the century! That should make headlines in all the newspapers, don't you think?! There is sex in Heaven, folks! We all need sex, you know, because God made us to feel that way.

You won't have any trouble here with impotence or frigidity; those things don't exist here! This is a world of love and loving sex, good and Godly, wonderful, beautiful, thrilling, ecstatic, gorgeous sex! I know, because I've been having sex with these wonderful men up here! You'll have sex too! If you don't think you can understand or accept what I'm saying now, well, don't worry, because like I said, you won't have any problem understanding it once you're here. It's divine and it's wonderful, just the way it should be. It should be that way for you now in your present life, but there has been so much propaganda against sex that hardly anyone can enjoy it to the full without feeling fearful and guilty.

I want you to know that in Heaven sex is looked upon without fear or guilt. It's looked upon as a beautiful, loving communication between a man and a woman. And if you have any problems or inhibitions or just don't know how, well, we'll be able to teach you. That's one of my jobs, I'm happy to say, and there are other very pretty women here who are very willing to be your new sex teachers, and handsome men for you women! Isn't that fun? Won't that be a fun course to enroll in?!

I know you're all interested in sex, so don't pretend you're not! That's why you men all spent so much time looking at me, and at all the other beautiful women! God's creation in the form of a female body always gets top billing. Wait till you get here and see some of the beautiful movies that artistically feature God's creation. We're not inhibited here about our bodies, about being naked, about touching one another and caressing one another.

You won't have any trouble having an erection and keeping it up for as long as you like! You may see a beautiful woman and that's just what might happen! There aren't any inhibitions here! It's a re-learning process -- re-learning that there isn't anything wrong with feeling those sexy feelings. That's why I told you that you're going to be so happy here and it's going to be so wonderful for you. You're going to be able to explode in beautiful orgasms of loving sex with others without fear or condemnation.

You're going to have a beautiful life in Heaven, a beautiful life after death. You're going to have a brand-new life, a brand-new body, and you won't become tired or weary. You women are going to feel so young and so sexy, like you've never felt before. And the men are going to all want you! And you're going to want all the men! That's just the way it's supposed to be. God meant us to love each other and show each other our love by good, Godly, loving sex. You will even be able to fulfill some of your beautiful sexual fantasies! You can make love under water, and in many new and beautiful ways that you don't even know about yet.

If sex feels so good to you now on earth, can you imagine how much better it's going to feel in Heaven?! You can go dancing and romancing and love your honey all night long! You're going to feel so young and virile and sexy, and people here won't condemn you.

Isn't love more wonderful when you feel someone loves you enough to make love to you? Aren't your days brighter and more cheerful, and don't you feel happier when you know someone cares enough and loves you enough to caress every inch of your body? And if you haven't experienced that yet, I want you to know that I'm your girl! I won't let you down, because I love you! You're going to be thrilled to find that not only me, but all the girls and women here are very loving. Like I said, we have a very sexy God!

But don't worry, there isn't going to be any pressure on you. No one's going to expect you to do anything you don't want to do or don't feel like doing. Perhaps you won't even be that interested, and that's just fine too. It's not a competition.

The reason why I've taken this time to talk to you about sex is because not many people have told you that there's sex in Heaven. Hardly anybody knows that, so I thought you'd want to know!

So are you surprised you have a sexy God?! Well, He is sexy, and that's why you feel sexy, too, because He created you in His image! But that's a fairly small part of life in Heaven and the spirit world; there are many more thrills here that are greater than sex. They're waiting for you, and all you have to do is just say "yes" to Jesus! Believe in Him, talk to Him, love Him, need Him and want Him, and one day soon you'll be here with Him. I love you!

Much love, Marilyn.

Valerie Bright, XFamily 15 Comments [12/8/2017 8:00:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Hu’s On First

Quote# 135518

It has everything to do with jealousy. Chapter 5 in Paul's letter to the Galatians goes over the sins of the flesh, and these are sins that are at war with God. Envy is a very important sin to understand because narcissists are ubiquitous in this day and age, and it's through narcissism that many find themselves lost in sin. Narcissists only experience a very limited range of feelings towards humans, and these feelings are all based on pride and envy: fear, self-pity, anger, and hatred. All of the actions of those who are narcissistic can only ever be based on those four feelings. There is no purity of faith, hope, charity, or any heavenly virtue found in their actions, and narcissists will manipulate others into believing that they are of good virtue. And they succeed if they are intelligent because they enjoy deception and manipulation. However, so long as the base premises are pride and jealousy, the fruits of their actions can only procure evil.

I'll tell you right now, Western society wants to destroy the Church. We do not believe in contraception, aberrosexuality, divorce, obscenity, or other sins that the United States government so gravely wants to protect. A Catholic can no longer have a federal tax-paying job in the United States without entering mortal sin. People will tell you that there are levels of separation to sin, but that is a lie devised so incredibly well by Satan himself. Money is you. Money is humanity—the fungible proxy of man's ability to logically function through time and space. And our Lord especially rallied against sinful taxation, as we know from the second verse of chapter 23 in the Gospel of Luke. Emphasis on sinful taxation because it is possible for taxation to be moral and in accord with God's Word.

So, all truly Catholic persons are always at an immediate risk of incarceration and having their assets levied because they must evade federal taxation. This is Satan's game plan. Let's go back to jealousy now. Jealousy of faith is not something that is understood by the person experiencing the jealousy; yet, the jealous person will still feel hatred, rage, self-pity, and fear towards the faithful person that reveals the Truth to them. I can only explain this phenomenon as supernatural—of God. The Word of God tends to incite those feelings in those that have capitulated to Satan. The hatred is because they are too prideful to acknowledge that they are wrong.

The rage is because they cannot understand how someone loves them so much as to tell them the Truth. The self-pity is because they cannot even understand themselves. And the fear is because they are constantly afraid of someone discovering who they are. Narcissists are people that live in these four feelings as a result of purging themselves of love. Our government and most citizens living under our government have completely purged themselves of love, and as a result, they are at war with God—which means that they are obviously at war with faithful Catholics. Physical and spiritual war. Catholicism is a 'threat' to the oligarchs, and so they up the ante by not only making it impossible for honest Catholics to work normal jobs within the United States without entering mortal sin, but incarcerating them and levying their assets if ever the government should find out that they are evading federal taxation.

This is why base premises must be understood. It is critical to understand sin and its consequential manifestations. The Holy Bible is Truth. Not 'my truth', not 'your truth'. It is Truth, the only Truth. I really need to take the time to explain the origins of evil because a lot of what I'm telling you right now cannot be understood completely without understanding evil itself. These consequences of our criminal government are just manifestations of evil. I think I might have touched this topic just a little when I explained the logic for the jealous person's feelings.

1864897514651, Kiwi Farms 13 Comments [12/26/2017 9:46:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Katie

Quote# 135995

(On Chelsea Manning running for Senate)

That's the problem. There's a surplus of non rational human beings in the country now days that will vote for this fool. This person is not only mentally ill but should be behind bars for his/her/it's treasonous acts.

Enuf Already, Disqus - News Network 16 Comments [1/18/2018 12:11:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 136029

are homophobic assholes


I am proudly homophobic, it's not okay to be a faggot.

and should be silenced


Try mother fucker, you have the balls to silence me let's see you do it.

Let's see you use force against me to silence me from speaking, cold day in hell when that will ever happen.



dsprox, Reddit - r/Triggered 10 Comments [1/16/2018 3:15:10 PM]
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Quote# 136082

How to Quickly ID a White Male Lemming
- He will refer to his Creators as "girls," "broads," & other disparaging names (he'll even refer to a White woman & a low IQ black as "black man & white girl")
- He has been programmed since birth to be a misogynist so he believes it is his right to fuck his Creators (note that he connotes sticking his dick into someone with the most filthy words imaginable -- words that are synonymous with abominable acts).
- He lacks even the most remote sense of empathy for his Creators, while empathizing deeply with all non-white males & even animals.
- Everything he does is motivated by his false masculinity, which has also been fully programmed into him since birth.
- He easily picks up the speech patterns of other male lemmings (a few examples of his latest programmed speech are: "if you will," "kind of a/sort of a," "...and things of that nature, " "...& whatnot," "yeah, no" -- unbelievable but true -- the male lemmings latest programmed speech is "yeah, no"). The real fucktards begin their sentences with "You see..." This alerts the listener to the fact that El Fag is about to hold forth about Just So stories.
- His dick is TOTALLY programmed but he calls his programming "natural." He could literally be programmed to get hard from looking at a little boy with plastic tits -- as Joolywood proves every single day!
- Remember, nearly 100% of "white" males are lemmings, so chances are pretty good that your Walking Dildo is a cliff-ready lemmboi. What makes him so easy to program is that he will never believe that he is a completely programmed lemming -- he is "his own man" (triple LOL).

Why are “white” people in America so anti-intellectual?
"White" Amerika has always been staunchly anti-intellectual (i.e. dumbass & proud of it). They admire those who have the least brains & talent, while democrapping on their intellectual superiors.

This is one of the main reasons why the Culpritics found Amerika to be such a shylockadociously perfect plantation. "White" Amerika loves crazy religious fanatics, barely-average looking, talentless "stars," & of course, shysters & business criminals.

The reason White people will disappear like the dinosaur is the fact that they luv Jewy Geezus more than their own people. Jewboi born of a virgin jewess -- & the fags of the White race masturbate to this garbage.

White males in particular luv them some Geezus. If White males could have only dealt w/their autistic gayness even a couple of hundred years ago, we could have stood a chance.

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 9 Comments [1/17/2018 11:46:48 PM]
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Quote# 136045

The argument from desire is an argument for the existence of God. The argument was widely used by noted Christian apologist and author C. S. Lewis, and played a part in his conversion from atheism to Christianity.

The argument, as summarized by Peter Kreeft, can be expressed as follows:

1. Every natural, innate desire in us corresponds to some real object that can satisfy that desire.
2. But there exists in us a desire which nothing in time, nothing on earth, no creature can satisfy.
3. Therefore, there must exist something more than time, earth and creatures, which can satisfy this desire.
4. This something is what people call "God" and "life with God forever."

A distinction is made between the two different types of desire, the innate and externally conditioned, or natural and artificial. Natural desires, such as the desire for food, drink, or sleep, come from within us. They also exist in all of us, but the artificial ones vary from person to person.

C. S. Lewis summarized it in this way:
Creatures are not born with desires unless satisfaction for these desires exists. A baby feels hunger; well, there is such a thing as food. A duckling wants to swim; well, there is such a thing as water. Men feel sexual desire; well, there is such a thing as sex. If I find in myself a desire which no experience in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that I was made for another world. - Mere Christianity, Bk. III, chap. 10.


Conservapedia, Conservapedia 25 Comments [1/17/2018 3:59:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 136025

Bradley Edward Manning (often incorrectly referred to as Chelsea Elizabeth Manning against the will of the Lord Jesus Christ) is a far-left kook and traitor to the United States. Manning jeopardized United States national security as a sergeant in the military, and is also likely a double agent sent from the Kremlin. Manning is now considering a run for the United States Senate in Maryland, where he will surely lose if the identity politics embracing left decides to nominate him instead of the safe liberal incumbent without the baggage of being a traitor, double agent, and mentally ill sexual deviant.

Manning was sentenced to a long prison sentence for his heinous misdeeds, where he was commuted of it by former "president" Barry Soetoro of Kenya conveniently right before successor Donald Trump took office. This was probably done because he is a so-called "transgender" individual who lives in drag outside of a stage persona, therefore in a state of denial about his God given gender and sexuality as he is indeed an effeminate sodomite who has not had proper Biblical truth exposed to him in a convincing way.

The Rev. William H. Grimes, New Testament Baptist Church 13 Comments [1/16/2018 3:14:26 PM]
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Quote# 136057

Trannies are mentally ill freaks who need to be thrown in asylums. Ever since we let fags marry, our people have been brainwashed.

Thanks to kikes and and liberals our people are being polluted. Little kids shoved into a life style they don't want. Our men emasculated. We are committing cultural genocide.

Lord_Henry_James2, Reddit - r/FuckTrannyFags 7 Comments [1/17/2018 12:13:32 PM]
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Quote# 136050

5 Ways Our Modern World Is A Pale Simulation Of The Past

Kyle is an entrepreneur and nomad who has been living abroad since 2016. He blogs at This Is Trouble. Follow him on Facebook.

When I was living in Kiev, Ukraine, I was spending a lot of time at business lunch. Essentially, it was a 3-5 course lunch time meal that restaurants in Kiev would do to entice people to come in and eat. Those 3-5 courses would usually cost about $3-$7 when it was all said in done. The most expensive restaurant in the city offered it for $6. Juice, bread, salad or soup, and a main course. It was a killer deal. My friends and I would go to one of these restaurants Monday through Friday, every day.

One of the major topics that always came up was the way that so many things in our modern world are simulated. Things that used to be typical in older times are now existent in our current culture, in a sort of fantasy. To me, there were five things that now exist in the world that basically simulate what people in the past used to do.

When we weren’t talking about how to handle Ukrainian women and the state of our dating lives, we had a lot of time to talk about life, how things have evolved in the last few years, and to bring these points into a more concise view of the world and how they have directly impacted modern day men. They deserve as much credit as I do for this post.

In short, these things all result in lower testosterone, depression, and a multitude of other symptoms that all can be traced back to what we’d consider to be the problems of modern society. These problems aren’t just pertinent to men, however.

1. Sports Replacing War

Gladiators used to fight in the Roman Coliseum for sport. These days, it’s simulated with things like football. “Violence and blood,” so to speak. Now, don’t get me wrong–if you’re active and participating in sports, it’s great. But it’s a substitute for literally going to war and killing off other tribes. Perhaps this is the one simulation on the list that isn’t a bad thing, on paper. Everybody should lead active and healthy lives. But then you look around and realize that many men are simply being spectators to sport.

Spending twelve hours on Sunday watching the NFL as a fan. It’s scary that the games kick off at 1pm EST and end at nearly midnight, if you watch the late game. Major League Baseball has 162 games in their season. I know that quite a few guys out there watch all 162 games of their respective teams.

It’s a simulation of replacing the long lost battles fought against other tribes. Instead, your “tribe” paints colors and logos on your face and goes to “war” with the other team’s fans. I don’t think you need to cut out sports (watching), and definitely don’t think they are 100% poison. Everybody needs a way to unplug once in a while. It’s not the worst vice you could have.

However, you must cut it down to manageable bits each week. Watch your favorite team’s football game. And when it’s done, it’s done. Don’t let it affect your mood for the rest of the week (or even day).

2. Porn, Dolls, and Virtual Reality, Replacing Sex

Everybody by now knows that porn is really, really bad for you. But people aren’t stopping their use of it.

Many men in Asian countries have all but thrown in the towel on having any sort of love life. They would rather use porn and blow-up dolls that simulate sex—pretty damn close to the real thing, I hear. Western men would rather stay home and jerk off to increasingly-disturbing levels of porn rather than travel abroad to remote places to meet Serbian women or Colombian girls. Hell, with the advancement of technology, blow-up dolls may be far more skilled at giving head than real girls in the not-so-distant future. Looking at the doll in the photo above is scary. You can tell she’s fake if you look closely, but from afar, I could be fooled.

With men, it’s all about the end release when it comes to sex. Women use porn (or at least say they do) at a less drastic rate. They also don’t seem to have quite the addiction to it. That’s because for women, the sex is all about the journey through it. It doesn’t matter if they have an orgasm. When you can simulate sex and still get the end release, it’s an effective simulation as opposed to the real thing—which isn’t that hard to get.

3. Pets Replacing Children

Dogs are a man’s best friend, but the way some people treat their pets is utterly pathetic. In a world where people are repeatedly being told now to have children (or to put it off in the case of women), they are finding other way’s to simulate raising children.

The entire biological point of our existence is to pass on our genetics. And yet people are being told that they really shouldn’t. Instead, they get dogs that fit into purses. And the sad part is that then those people become so reliant on the dogs that it’s the humans that need the dogs just so they can muster the courage to get on an airplane.

It’s disturbingly easy to get an emotional support animal these days.

4. Video Games Replacing Achievement

I’ve suffered from video game addiction myself. It’s a real thing. And I know exactly what achievement porn is. Video games suck you in now and don’t let you out. As men, we do work to achieve stuff. We get good feelings and a sense of accomplishment from it.

Video games take it up a level by adding fantasy to those achievements. Even though you’re pouring hours and hours into something pointless, you feel good because it’s accomplishment. It’s a false sense of working hard. The sad thing is, if you took those ten hours playing video games (a day) for achievement porn, and spent just three of them on building a business–you’d have a hell of a lot to show.

5. Food Replacing Pleasure

Food is a way to numb the pain for a lot of people. It’s a distraction from the day to day life of the office grind. You could throw alcohol into this discussion, too.

People are so disconnected from each other on a personal level, that’s it’s more comfortable to eat food instead of confiding in your friends and peers. Combine this with the sedentary lifestyle of the 9-5 grind, television (see #1), and it’s a recipe for disaster. It all goes full circle.

You’re now addicted and dependent on food for numbing pain. You have a “tribe” which just makes you sit on the couch more and more. You have a pet that replaces offspring, and a doll that replaces a lover.

That’s the life of simulation. And the worst thing? Most will never even realize what they’re doing. It’s time to wake up.

Kyle Trouble, Return of Kings 15 Comments [1/17/2018 7:59:29 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

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PLEASE READ THIS! Jesus is the Son of God who died for our sins! Jesus came to save us from HELL! If you reject Jesus and stay in your sins, YOU WILL BURN IN HELL! If you are brokenhearted, turn to Jesus! Turn from your sins! Masturbation, porn, cursing, premarital sex, partying, smoking, drunkenness, bisexuality/homosexuality, pride, idolatry, and more, WILL DRAG YOU TO HELL! You must be born again! This is spiritual rebirth! Ask Jesus to give you the Holy Spirit! The pleasure of sin is temporary! Hell is forever! WATCH: https://youtu.be/VaRezbUWYRw Catholicism, Islam, Atheism, Agnosticism, Mormonism, Jehovah's Witness doctrine, Judaism, Buddhism, Hinduism, and more are false! DON'T BE A FAKE CHRISTIAN!

ItsJESUS orHELL, Google+ 24 Comments [1/17/2018 11:52:15 PM]
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Can a Christian have a demon?

YES!

Because half of the people being called a 'Christian' nowadays aren't one anyway! A lot of them are sinners who occasionally quote the Bible, post Christian-themed memes on social media and who attend church. But when you check their lives there's no resemblance at all to genuine New Testament Christianity.

If you are doing un-Christian things, you can be taken over by demons and evil spirits. It's really just that simple.

My goal is to make true believers completely demon-proof. But in order for that to happen you have to give up sin. And brush up on your knowledge of the Bible. Too many Christians are content to have a surface level knowledge of scripture.

But surface level Christianity only gets you surface level results.

Go deeper. Dive all the way into the things of God. My ebooks will help you do this. They're written and designed to take you into deeper levels of your Christian spirituality to empower you to live a more impactful practical life.

Spirituality without practicality is futility.

Enough with the surface stuff. That's why the devil keeps kicking your butt! Learn how to kick back and win. Download a copy of Hedonism: Destroying Demonic Sexual Strongholds. Be a Christian wuss no more. Break free and become a Christian warrior instead. See comment section for link and details.

Mack Major, Facebook 21 Comments [1/17/2018 2:53:27 PM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

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(On the subject of Chelsea Manning)

Enniscorthy:
How is she forcing anything on you? If you don't like her don't vote for her...what more do you want? You can't stop her from existing.

Amos Moses:
HE is seeking to be part of government .... and the only thing government does is use force

Enniscorthy:
And when Roy Moore ran, people saw a very dangerous and destructive man and did the sensible thing and voted him out. That is how democracy works. If Chelsea Manning presents that much of a threat to you, don’t vote for her. Problem solved.

Amos Moses:
has nothing to do with manning and HIS problems ........... and that is a strawman argument ..........

Enniscorthy:
Um, no, it’s not a strawman. You are loudly complaining about Chelsea Manning running for a government position, something she is legally allowed to do, and you seem to be saying she should not be allowed to because your religion disagrees with transgenderism. Tell me what I got wrong about your position on this matter and then I will concede that it’s a strawman.

Amos Moses:
no one said anything about Roy Moore .... but you bring it up as some false refutation ..... for you to knock down ... STRAW MAN ..........

Enniscorthy:
Me bringing up something as an example, like Roy Moore or anyone else, isn't a strawman. If you said you admired Roy Moore and I responded by asking you why you would want to see Roy Moore as president, THAT would be a strawman because I would be misrepresenting what you said.

Amos Moses:
right .... STRAW MAN .....

Enniscorthy:
All right, so you do not understand what a straw man argument is then. It has to do with misquoting your opponent, but it appears you will believe it means what you want it to mean.

Amos Moses:
"A straw man is a common form of argument and is an informal fallacy based on giving the impression of refuting an opponent's argument, while actually refuting an argument that was not presented by that opponent.[1] One who engages in this fallacy is said to be "attacking a straw man".
THAT BE YOU .......... and what you did ...........

Enniscorthy:
Um, no.
Tell me how I refuted your argument about Roy Moore when you never even mentioned Roy Moore.
*I* was the one who introduced the idea of Roy Moore as an example of how voting effectively removes an undesirable person. Which is what I suggested YOU do in the case of Chelsea Manning if you don't want her to win.
That is NOT a strawman.



Amos Moses, Christian News Network 14 Comments [1/17/2018 11:39:44 PM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta

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Saturday was a particularly unlucky day for me, went to check on Samson my nephew's hamster and found he had escaped. Later on Sunday night heard noises coming from the airing cupboard where he had decided to climb through a hole and vanish under the floorboards. I actually had a word with God about this and God decided to send him back. He came up for food later on and I shone a torch at him before catching him.

Spud, Religion and Ethics 16 Comments [1/9/2018 12:09:35 PM]
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Submitted By: NearlySane

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Are you a Democrat or Republican?
Anyone over the age of 25 who labels themselves w/meaningless terms like "democrat," "republican," "liberal," "con-servative," etc. are clearly watching too much Culpritic media, aren't very bright, or both.

All sides are run by the same people -- they run nearly everything worldwide. What you want doesn't matter. This has been true for many, many decades. Are you really too stupid to recognize these facts?

Your fucktarded football-team mentality is what your brain looks like after its been thoroughly pickled in talmudipoop. Once you get yer brain out of the ole Culpritic brine for a while, you may start to be able to think straight again.

I imbibe the Culpritic media & I’m not brainwashed.
You are worse than brainwashed. You are addicted to yidcum, but you'll keep swearing that you're not.

You're the type of insufferable fucktard who "believes" that smoking doesn't cause lung cancer -- because you're too weak to quit.

Chide yourself if you do any of the following:
- talk on your cell phone in public places
- text, or use textglish (U no wha I meen)
- tweet hipster yidcum
- use sheepbook
- watch more than 1 hr. per month of
Heebtoob, including (& especially)
Joolywood movies
- have been married more than once

Kill yourself if you do any of the following:
- are a shyster or business criminal
- watch more than 10 hr. per month of
Heebtoob, including (& especially)
Joolywood movies
- beat off to pornography
- are a racemixing "white" nationalist
(because of your flagrant hypocrisy,
not because of your intractable pecker)
- have been married more than twice
- are waiting for Sheeny in the Sky to
come back to further instruct you
on how to be a worthless pussy

What are “business criminals?”
Most people think of Wall St. & other wemiddlemanthegoyim types, but in reality, "business criminal" is by far the most pervasive "occupational" sector in Amerika.

Just about everyone who works for corporations are business criminals.

Most people who work for the government are business criminals (especially those who misrepresent themselves w/titles they didn't earn, like many grossly-undereducated educrats do). Nearly 100% of "your" reps are not only business criminals, they're shysters as well.

Many "self-employed" are business criminals (i.e. real estate agents, sales reps, building inspectors, etc.). Anyone describing their "work" using the words "marketing" "advertising" "sales" or "therapist" is a business criminal (the latter isn't a protected term, so any Shite-fer-Brains can use it.) This excludes anyone who doesn't charge you for services (e.g. I'm a "reality therapist.")

Marina Orwell, Orwell's Daughter 14 Comments [1/17/2018 11:47:06 PM]
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They’re freaking out because they are going to lose the argument soon, one way or another. There will be another Cold War, because America’s elites are going to start to see what happens when a patriotic country runs the table on them. All these billionaires are going to shortly find themselves tributaries to China, and they aren’t going to like it. American militarism will collapse under progressive assaults as transsexuals occupy privileged posts in the military and chase out all but their faithful allies, who don’t want to fight.

The fools who thought that selling out the American people would perpetually be good for their bottom line will find out otherwise. Corruption and moral decline have consequences.

When elite secular Anglos and Jews find themselves under the thumb of Chinese functionaries they will suddenly find themselves looking favorably upon American nationalism. It’s entirely predictable. Anti-white racism will be put on hiatus indefinitely. The only problem is that they may have already done so much damage to the country that they won’t be able to preserve their interests.

Bill P, Unz 12 Comments [1/17/2018 11:48:57 PM]
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Self-styled evangelical Christian “prophet” Mark Taylor bragged that his prayers caused Hillary Clinton to collapse from pneumonia during the 2016 presidential campaign, Right Wing Watch reported Wednesday.

Taylor has never been to Bible school or seminary, but the retired firefighter claims the Lord told him in 2011 that Donald Trump would be elected president.

Appearing on the “Omega Man Radio” show, Taylor claimed he led a nationwide prayer call asking God to “remove all those that are corrupt in our government and in leadership across this country, at every level of government.”

“I hung up the phone at 9:17. Twenty minutes later, Hilary Clinton collapsed for the entire world to see,” Taylor claimed.

“Now that was prophetic on a couple of different accounts: One, that shows you the power and authority we have with 10,000 people in agreement, with one heart, one mind and one accord in unity … The second thing it was prophetic for, when she fell, that was a prophetic sign that the Clinton machine and all those attached to it were going to collapse,” Taylor continued.

Taylor is the author of The Trump Prophecies: The Astonishing True Story of the Man Who Saw Tomorrow… and What He Says Is Coming Next.

In December, Taylor foretold that President Trump will cure cancer and Alzheimers, but not until his second term.

In August, Taylor had an epiphany about a global conspiracy to change voters’ DNA in a plot to manufacture opposition to President Trump.

“I believe what happened on November 8 is the enemy has literally sent out a frequency,” Taylor said, “and it agitated and took control, basically, of those who have their DNA that was turned over to the enemy. That’s what’s happening. The Illuminati, the Freemasons, all these people, their main goal is to change the DNA of man and they’re doing it through these frequencies.”

Taylor believes broadcasting audio at 440 Hz “changes your DNA, which is the goal of the Freemasons, the Illuminati; they want you part of that Illuminati bloodline.”

Mark Taylor, rawstory 15 Comments [1/17/2018 11:51:55 PM]
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Submitted By: skybison

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THE FUCKING LIBERAL LEFT IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!! 3 DAYS AGO THE FUCKING DUMBOCRATS PASSED A BILL THAT WOULD LEGALIZE GAY MARIAGE AND SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA. THIS HAS MADE ME SO SICK TO MY STOMACH I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW.
FOR ANY LIBERALS HERE I ASK YOU FACE TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR CLOSED-MINDED MARXIST FUCKED UP MICROSCOPIC LITTLE BRAIN. MEN WHO FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS ARE IMMORAL DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CHRISTIAN NATION. THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

PS: THERE IS NO FUCKING PROOF OF ANY GAY GENE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE LICKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!

(one post later...)

YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST FUCKERS!!!

the Dirty Faggots troll, no doubt, FSTDT.com 111 Comments [7/1/2008 12:20:36 AM]
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