Harcourt Fenton Mudd #fundie motherjones.com

Grass Smokin' Tyson is a laugh. He be high on himself and thinks of himself as God. While he touts his new 'religion', he simply mirrors the old religion. Starting with the Big Bang (Creation), Tyson squats on a calendar to illustrate time and starts with Creation and how planets were formed then stars came to life (Let There Be Light) and the relatively sudden appearance of life, then man (Garden of Eden) then he expounds on the end of life (Noah), and re-birth of life. It is all the same story. Tyson Is oblivious to the fact that he's confirming (and abridging) the same story told in religious texts and using high-end graphics simplify the story for simpletons (just like religious text). It's no different. What is different is the Satan-like, doped-up look in Tyson's face as he watchs volcanic and fire death of Earth, red light flickering over his evil continence. Again, oblivious to religious beliefs, he touts the resurrection of life. Whatta Moe!

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