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Save a Soul, Fix a Faggot

Dear Good Christian Friends,

Please help me in my quest to save homosexuals and bring them to Christ. I suggest a new strategy for curing faggots. It is a simple yet effective approach. First, we fit all homosexual males in America with chastity belts. We lock said males in these belts to keep them from engaging in sodomy. Then we take young strong men who are also faggots in chastity belts and parade them in front of these males. The will become sexually aroused, and the chastity belt will cause them pain. Eventually, form the steady influx of pain from their chastity belts, they will be cured of their homosexuality. Negative reinforcement at its finest.

If you are interested in helping to fund this Good Christian Plan, or have suggestions to make it more effective, please leave a comment.

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