Quote# 10119

[On homosexuality]
so sticking something larger then most fecial matter into a hole made for the removal of bodily waste is not painful?

i remember little bow wow cried when he took it in the ass from his body gaurds..

oh wait, it only hurts the first few times, then you get used to it.

go tell that to the wife who gets beat.


he does it because he loves you.. right?

TJ, Myspace 27 Comments [3/13/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Nekhbet

What the hell is it with you guys and anal sex? It's like no man has ever sodomized a woman- yeah sure, and no gay person has ever experienced sex any other way, nope, not ever. For all practical purposes there are anywhere from ten to fifty times as many straights as gays on the planet depending on who you believe. All we want is to live our lives, I don't want to recruit you, or anyone. I don't want to know what you do in bed, and I expect you to extend the same courtesy to me. If I'm going to hell fine, I don't want to be told so by a snot nosed 18 year old who doesn't know shit from shinola, and who isn't aware of the concept of lubricant.

3/13/2006 6:26:58 PM

David D.G.

If it doesn't float YOUR boat, YOU certainly don't have to do it. I don't have any interest in it myself, personally. But that doesn't mean that you, or I, can dictate what sex should or should not be for everybody. And the insinuation that gays are \"made, not born\" (and by force at that) is as repugnant as it is wrong -- i.e., utterly.

Fundies seem to think that they, and they alone, should get to decide how others should worship, vote, think, feel, breed, live, die, and screw; how ironic that THEY are the ones who keep screaming that freedoms are under attack, when they are the ones attacking them.


~David D.G.

3/13/2006 6:45:22 PM

What the...?

And what about the 10% of the male population (ok, I may be uuber generous here) that has genetalia that's too big for a woman? For most women, vaginal intercourse does hurt the first few times and then it gets more pleasurable.

Oh, that's different because eventually a baby is supposed to come from that hole so it's mean to be stretched to immesurable proportions. Ahhhhhh. I get it. We have babies because \"we love you.\" (/sarcasm)

3/13/2006 6:49:58 PM

Alejandro

So lesbian sex is OK? As long as they don't use too big dildos, I guess...

3/13/2006 7:35:18 PM

TDR

TJ, you seem to have put a lot of thought into this....

3/13/2006 7:35:43 PM

Sierra

You heard it here first: domestic abuse is morally equivalent to consensual male homosexual sex.

Take that, you big hairy ugly dirty feminists.

3/13/2006 7:54:21 PM

King Spirula

Sorry folks, but I'm still stuck on 'fecial matter'. Is it related to dark matter?

3/13/2006 8:20:15 PM

Zipperback

Dear TJ,

SNOPES'D!

http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/bowwow.htm

Note: Being \"snopes'd\" is 350% worse then being \"pwn3d\".

3/13/2006 11:25:27 PM

Acetv

FECIAL.

3/14/2006 2:03:01 AM

Tara Mobley

'Note: Being \"snopes'd\" is 350% worse then being \"pwn3d\".'

Zipperback, I'm stealing that as an e-mail sig.

3/14/2006 2:15:24 AM

Winston Jen

\"Fantasy of the Month\"?

3/14/2006 3:21:26 AM

Manibeaux

Well, as a matter of fact, yes, he does do it because he loves me. And no, he doesn't beat me, either. Sorry to burst your bubble there, TJ.

3/14/2006 3:06:28 PM

Julian


Hey TJ. There's this chick called JoJo and she's real neato and stuff and you should like totally check her out.

3/14/2006 3:36:24 PM

JustinGG

Julian

Don't tell him that, they might get together and procreate and have really stupid babies...

3/14/2006 4:46:27 PM

Storme

This is the third month running that there have been fundie posts that state just a little too much information on them regarding bottoms and appendages (not noodly though).

3/14/2006 11:30:33 PM

Julian


What the point of having pet fundies if you can't breed them?

(although I do recall when growing up in QLD, you could have pet rabbits, but you weren't allowed to keep the males and females in the same cage)

3/15/2006 1:08:20 AM

mad dog

Where is QLD?

3/19/2006 9:58:47 PM

Julian

Queensland, Australia.

3/20/2006 12:45:38 AM

mad dog

Are there fundamentalists in Autralia? I was led to believe that fundamentalist christianity was an american phenomenon.

3/24/2006 5:28:49 AM

Julian

Mad Dog,
I thought you were Australian.
Dana Vale.
Tony Abbott.
Fred Nile.
Family First.
Hillsong.
Alan Jones.
George Pell.
Brian Harradine.
Associate Professor Andrew Fraser.

They're just not on every corner! (QLD came up concerning the rabbits anyway)

3/24/2006 5:43:40 AM

mad dog

How crazy are these aussie fundies compared to Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Tim Lahaye, Benny Hinn and Fred Phelps?

3/27/2006 2:13:37 AM

Julian

Yes, and little Johnny makes a poor imitation of Geroge Bush in the power crased loon stakes.

Doesn't mean they still don't count and doesn't mean we can't comment of these dickwipes!

Remember 49% of America knows what 99% of the rest of the world does.

3/27/2006 6:18:08 AM

clockworkgirl21

Why do you care if it's painful? As long as it's consentual, it isn't anyone's business besides the people participating.

4/15/2008 3:16:35 PM

Gjervan

"so sticking something larger then most fecial matter into a hole made for the removal of bodily waste is not painful?"
Either I eat wrong, or have a small penis >_<

4/15/2008 4:39:28 PM

GreasetrapTheViking

go tell that to the wife who enjoys BDSM

4/15/2008 5:34:22 PM

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