[On homosexuality]
so sticking something larger then most fecial matter into a hole made for the removal of bodily waste is not painful?
i remember little bow wow cried when he took it in the ass from his body gaurds..
oh wait, it only hurts the first few times, then you get used to it.
go tell that to the wife who gets beat.
he does it because he loves you.. right?
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What the hell is it with you guys and anal sex? It's like no man has ever sodomized a woman- yeah sure, and no gay person has ever experienced sex any other way, nope, not ever. For all practical purposes there are anywhere from ten to fifty times as many straights as gays on the planet depending on who you believe. All we want is to live our lives, I don't want to recruit you, or anyone. I don't want to know what you do in bed, and I expect you to extend the same courtesy to me. If I'm going to hell fine, I don't want to be told so by a snot nosed 18 year old who doesn't know shit from shinola, and who isn't aware of the concept of lubricant.
If it doesn't float YOUR boat, YOU certainly don't have to do it. I don't have any interest in it myself, personally. But that doesn't mean that you, or I, can dictate what sex should or should not be for everybody. And the insinuation that gays are "made, not born" (and by force at that) is as repugnant as it is wrong -- i.e., utterly.
Fundies seem to think that they, and they alone, should get to decide how others should worship, vote, think, feel, breed, live, die, and screw; how ironic that THEY are the ones who keep screaming that freedoms are under attack, when they are the ones attacking them.
~David D.G.
And what about the 10% of the male population (ok, I may be uuber generous here) that has genetalia that's too big for a woman? For most women, vaginal intercourse does hurt the first few times and then it gets more pleasurable.
Oh, that's different because eventually a baby is supposed to come from that hole so it's mean to be stretched to immesurable proportions. Ahhhhhh. I get it. We have babies because "we love you." (/sarcasm)
Well, as a matter of fact, yes, he does do it because he loves me. And no, he doesn't beat me, either. Sorry to burst your bubble there, TJ.
What the point of having pet fundies if you can't breed them?
(although I do recall when growing up in QLD, you could have pet rabbits, but you weren't allowed to keep the males and females in the same cage)
How crazy are these aussie fundies compared to Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson, Tim Lahaye, Benny Hinn and Fred Phelps?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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