Click The Link
I don't always do YouTube quotes, but when I do, hot damn.
[During Idaho Republican gubernatorial debate ]
Brown : Here's my plan of attack, okay? You go in there and you use spiritual warfare. Everybody talks about the natural, but I’m going to talk about the other realm we exist in. You bind those evil spirits that are behind the feds with the blood of Jesus, the name of Jesus, the power of the Holy Spirit, the power of agreement, the word of God. Take air superiority and then roll in with your tanks on the ground, like lawsuits. Blitzkrieg!
Moderator : Mr. Brown, the question was about taxes.
45 comments
Moderator : Mr. Brown, the question was about taxes.any people can be, when someone can give an answer that has nothing to do with the question.
The Tea-Party canidates all do this regularly but a seldom redirected back.
Moderator was probably reprimanded for stepping on his God-talk.
After God told me he was going to make me president, I went out and got the presidential seal tattooed right here on my [pats right] shoulder. My morale went from negative 500 off the scale and I started a presidential campaign right there.
I’m a Type AA+ guy. And I was living in Fat Jack’s cellar because my wife, ex-wife had given me trumped up, some restraining orders. I couldn’t see my kids. It was a mess. And Fat Jack’s old lady, Fat Jack’s wife said, “Get this lunatic out of my cellar! He’s starting a presidential campaign! I’m getting calls from the media and all this.”
For three years I had the credibility of Chicken Little. You know, the sky is falling? And, finally, one time, one day this bishop from Africa comes over and he says, “I am a prophet of the most high God and in that office I here authenticate that God told you that.” And I says, “Yeah? You mind putting that in writing?” He said, “Sure.” And he put it in writing and I got the original at home and I was able to go up to all my detractors and say, “Na-na-na-na-nah-nah!”
Okay. Now. I need practice. Practice. I don’t want to say stuff like “Sorry if our bombing caused you any inconvenience.” I gotta work in the Little League as a governor. And you have your choice, folks. A cowboy, a curmudgeon, a biker or a normal guy. Take your pick. Thank you very much. We’re leaving it up to you.
After the 2012 Republican Presidential candidates (Perry, Bachmann, Herman Cain, Santorum, Gingrich) I thought 'How the fuck are the Republicans going to top this?'. Looks like Mr. Brown answered my question.
It's early afternoon, here, and fortunately the open-space is nearly empty. Most people are still outside eating, & didn't hear me laughing.
@Night Jaguar
"Cain"
On the question of Obama's handling of Libya, ol' Hermie the Spermy...:
image
...was he Abel ?! X3
Thank you. Thank you for another weapon to add to the Democrats' arsenal, Hard l(e)y Brown. For when it comes to the crunch, they can say 'We fought on the issues . What's the best the Repubicans can come up with? "Godidit!"'
The Democrats don't even need tanks to completely annihilate you fundies. When Judges 1:19 proves that mere Iron Chariots can pwn your own 'God's 'Spiritual Warfare right from the start , well...!
But once Hillary Clinton is in the White House, and she's C-in-C of your armed forces, all those M-1 Abrams Iron Chariots will Blitzkrieg all over your 'God': and they were paid for as a result of Romans 13:1-7; 'Render Unto Caesar', bitches! >:D
Moral: Don't get above yourself, Goober. Someone else thought he had the right to have ideas above his station in the early-mid 20th Century. A thousand years of rule? Barely twelve . Ultimately took some 7.65mm Aspirin in a hole in the ground. Ended up on fire in a hole in the ground. Would've been better for him, if he'd have stayed under that stone being what he always was: less -than nothing.
And that's what you are, Teabaggers.
That's why Herman 'Hermie the Spermy' Cain isn't in the White House today. And another black man is .
Of course taxes are Satan's evil plan for taking money away from hard working Christian men and giving it to lazy, evil atheists.
What are they putting in the water up there? If I didn't know any better I'd say this was an Onion spoof, but this guy is nuts. The sad part is that he'll have lots of support. The bald dude with the beard was pretty nutty, too.
"After God told me he was going to make me president, I went out and got the presidential seal tattooed right here on my [pats right] shoulder. My morale went from negative 500 off the scale and I started a presidential campaign right there."
Mental Hospital Inmate #1: "God told me he was going to make me president!"
Mental Hospital Inmate #2: "No, I didn't!!!"
I sincerely hope this man runs for President. I don't think the Republicans would nominate him. Both parties desire first and foremost to win elections, and the elites in the Republican Party are highly intelligent and wouldn't let him anywhere near the nomination. On the other hand, he might get some early momentum from the Tea Party, which would at least provide some amusement.
This has to be a first. Usually taxation is the one thing they love to talk about at least as much as Jesus, guns, and gay sex. Strange he'd throw away such a perfectly good opportunity.
>the name of Jesus, the power of the Holy Spirit
Thanks for reminding me of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po3huhZo5hM I pretty much picture you as being a redneck version of this guy anyway.
Random Person: "Hi Mr Brown, how is the weather today?"
Brown: "AIR SUPERIORITY EVIL SPIRITS BLOOD OF JESUS!"
Random Person: "... So it's raining?"
If I weren't someone who lives in Idaho, I'd probably be laughing my ass off. As it is, it just makes me die a little inside.
Thank the FSM Otter won. I'm not enthusiastic about having a Republican governor, but at least he's not totally insane.
@ScrappyB
Butch Otter?
That's a cool name.
(i know my governors!)
I struggled through the entire video. Apparently, Otter specifically asked that the Biker and the Old Guy appear in the debate.
My guess is that they'd make him look better. It worked.
IDAHO: Motto, "Famous Potatoes!"
Said motto apparently refers to the contents of the cranium rather than a tuber in the ground.
(I'm not insulting ALL Idahoians, I'm just saying that there's a lot of folks who are spud-heads, like Harley guy, here)
I saw this quote and I share the exasperation of the poor Moderator.
@Anon-e-moose
"THE US GOVERNMENT RUNS ON FAIRY FARTS!"
I'm glad there's still funny quotes to be found in this site, rather than depressing or enraging.
Though I may only be glad because I don't live in Idaho
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
To post a comment, you'll need to Sign in or Register . Making an account also allows you to claim credit for submitting quotes, and to vote on quotes and comments. You don't even need to give us your email address.
