David J. Stewart #fundie

David J. Stewart #fundie jesusisprecious.org

As I was resting this afternoon, I pondered how horrifying it will be for most people when they die—realizing for the first time in their existence that the Holy Bible was 100% true, but they rejected it, and now it is TOO LATE and they cannot go back! What a horrifying thought. Can you image dying, and then finding yourself in Hell, tormented in flames of fire, and you know that there is no way out, no escape, no rest, no relief, no water, no mercy, nor compassion, no love, no joy, no peace, no friends, no second chances, no end in sight... DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! It will be just like being buried alive! That thought should scare you immensely if you've never been born-again by faith in the Gospel of Jesus Christ!

All of today's boastful atheists, blasphemers and God-haters will one day bow and confess in eternity that Jesus Christ is Lord of all (Philippians 2:9-10). They will weep bitter tears of regret and sorrow, and gnash their teeth in shock and agony, as they realize they could have spent eternity freely living a life that those in Beverly Hills, California, today could only envy. If you die in your sins friend, how will you feel when you see Christians in Heaven enjoying all that is good (Romans 8:32), but yourself spending eternity suffering without rest in the horrifying of the Lake of Fire? You will be tormented, miserable and wishing you had never been born. You will be terrified beyond imagination!!!

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old comment by Mister Spak

As I was resting this afternoon, I pondered how horrifying it will be for most people when they dierealizing for the first time in their existence that the Noble Koran was 100% true, but they rejected it, and now it is TOO LATE and they cannot go back! What a horrifying thought. Can you image dying, and then finding yourself in Hell, tormented in flames of fire, and you know that there is no way out, no escape, no rest, no relief, no water, no mercy, nor compassion, no love, no joy, no peace, no friends, no second chances, no end in sight... DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! It will be just like being buried alive! That thought should scare you immensely if you've never been submitted to the sunna of Allah.

So get to work on the shahada, Stewie.

old comment by dionysus

@OHP

That's a good point. If a god is perfectly content with torturing people for the "crime" of not loving him enough or being born in the wrong country where another god is worshiped and admits to sending people delusions and deceiving other prophets then how can he be trusted to keep his word to Christians? What guarantee is there beyond his word that he'll totally take care of them? Hell, Job (an extremely loyal follower) went through a nightmare life and lost his family just because God was showing off. His family was still dead in the end and God's way of making up for it was to give him a new family. As if that's somehow the same thing. Even if Bible God really existed I'm not sure I'd trust him.

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How would I feel? Well, for one, I'd be glad I never worshipped that evil malevolent monster you call "god"; I'd be glad I'd be stuck with the intelligent, likable and moral people than a heaven populated by, among others, child rapists (besides, your Satan sounds like a cooler guy than your god. Perhaps I can move in those nice condo's by the lake of fire and have a luau. Just sayin'). And finally, I'd hope that I did have a positive influence on the world, as small as it may be, and that my loved ones can live a happy life 'till the day we are reunited.

But I'm not worrying about it too much. The chance hell exists is equally large to the chance I'd be send to Tartarus; have my soul devoured by Ammit; maybe even banished to Gre'thor or to the Vault of Eternal Destitution.

Heck, in one possibility, if luck favors me, I'd become a Hollow, survive long enough to evolve to a Vasto Lorde class Menos, become an Arrancar and live my remaining afterlife in absolute freedom, having the fear and respect of hundreds of thousands of heartless, soul eating undead monsters. And perhaps send some of these guys to deal with the scum of the earth. Like hypocritical child molesters...

You see, Davey, even if an afterlife does exist you still have to prove which one it is out of millions of possibilities. And then you'd still have to determine the criteria which determine which people go where.

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What in the name of our Lord did you just say about me, you little heathen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Vacation Bible School, and I’ve been involved in numerous mission trips in Africa, and I have over 300 confirmed salvations. I am trained in spiritual warfare and I’m the top preacher in the entire US television network. You are nothing to me but just another atheist. I will baptize you in 1,000 rivers with holiness the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my blessed words. You think you can get away with saying those falsehoods to me over the Internet? Think again, heathen. As we speak I am praying to my Lord and Savior in Heaven and your IP is being told to me right now on a piece of toast so you better prepare for the blood, blasphemer. The blood of Jesus that saved me and will wipe away the sins from the pathetic little thing you call your soul. You’re fixing to be saved, son. My God can be anywhere, anytime, and he can kill you in infinite ways, and that's just with natural causes. Not only am I extensively trained in the New Testament, but I have access to it's entire arsenal of wisdom and life changing power, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable soul clean from across the continent, you little Nimrod. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your lying tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re not paying the price because Jesus payed it for you, you foolish sinner. My God will shower fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re going to Hell, kiddo.

old comment by NoncompliAut

If the soul is detachable from the body, then where is it getting all these sensory neurons that can be stimulated and caused to feel pain from? And if it's attached to the body, shouldn't I get cremated so that it's destroyed and can't be tortured? Alternately, if your god counts zygotes and people permanently stuck in comas as being alive, he'd probably count cryonics patients as being alive, so I can spend quite a while avoiding eternal torment by signing up for cryonics.

spending eternity suffering without rest in the horrifying of the Lake of Fire
So, I'm going to be forced to try to horrify a lake? No wonder I'm spending eternity there, because lakes, like other inanimate objects, cannot feel fear.

old comment by Canadiest

"As I was resting this afternoon, I pondered how horrifying it will be for most people when they die (edit)DAMNED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!! It will be just like being buried alive!"

This is what good wholesome benevolent nice Christians daydream about. We've seen it here so many times, "given a few minutes I imagined people impaled and set on fire in a neverending cycle and smiled at the idea"

We've seen this contempt and hatred for their fellow humans and a wish that torture could be unending for that guy that chuckled at you once, presented as a product of righteousness from above,

You're fucking sick in the head.

And they wonder why many of us want them out of office or power positions, little scenarios like "just today, while making some Bacon and eggs, I imagined Atheists and Muslims screaming as their limbs burned off but grew back to repeatedly keep them in massive torment, I giggled as I cooked, good times" are far too common.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

Now we know why Davey-boy is anti-Semitic.

Someone told him his precious KJV - itself based on the New Testament codified by the Council of Niceaea (the early Catholic church) - included the mistranslation of the Hebrew word 'Sheol', which is a distinctly unhot place in theological actuality, and all of this - as well as the 'Revenge Fantasies' of all other fundies like him*, rendered uttely impotent & powerless over the now Dominant Paradigm that is the Secular world that such power over people has been cruelly robbed from them - and it's basically them in denial over that theological fact.

*- Lard4Life, I'm looking at you; and... DAYMN, we can't help BUT look at you! >:D