In the name of Jesus the Christ, I ask you to lock your cosmic circle and sword of blue flame around every pattern within me and within every child of God that keeps us en-slaved to bad habits, carnal-mindedness or addictions of any kind!
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But doesn't belief in God imply we are enslaved to a higher power?
We aren't enslaved by the Bad Apple*, we're enslaved by your douchebag of a god.
*Sue me, I love Veggietales
Sorry, swords of blue flame are only wielded by paladins, and require honor and integrity. Neither of which you have.
*doesn't expect anyone to get what he's talking about*
Whut? How do you lock a sword of blue flame around patterns within a person?
If you lock the sword around the pattern that keeps you en-slaved[sic], then you stay en-slaved, don't you? The pattern is locked inside you, after all; it can't be released.
Have you used some recreational drugs, or what?
"In the name of Jesus the Christ, I ask you to lock your cosmic circle and sword of blue flame around every pattern within me and within every child of God that keeps us en-slaved"
...meanwhile:
Raging Heart: 'Standby, Ready'
Nanoha Takamachi:
'Starlightoooo...:
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...BUREAKAAAAAA! '
Frankly, Signum's 'Intelligent Device' Laevatein in Schlangenform , whilst she performs the 'Hiryu Issen' attack, is the least of your problems. Not for nothing is Nanoha known as the 'White Devil'. [/You Gonna Gety Befriended] >:D
When ChristoPaganism mixes with ChristoFrummerism!
@DB97531
Especially one that lives in a discarded bathtub behind a McDonald's restaurant.
How about the "Gay Butt Poop Devils" or DEMONIC MUSHROOMS or Atomic Flamethrowing Vaginas or those "Extraterrestrial Rapists" from Down-Under or "Milk-Jug Chode Guy"?
....BUTTERNUT SQUAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSHHH!
...enslaved to bad habits, ...addictions of any kind!
To a death cult, frinstance?
Really, people? Anime, JRPGs, D&D, but despite the fact she even specifically mentions patterns, not one of you thinks of Zelazny's Amber? Uncultured swine, I tell you! All said with the utmost of respect, of course.
cosmic circle and sword of blue flame around every pattern
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It's a Midchildan Circle, and that emitted by the spear -like Raging Heart is pink/white.
Especially when Nanoha Takamachi goes into full-on Starlight Breaker mode: and even your 'God' fears the one known as 'The White Devil '.
Just ask Quattro. [/"MGLNStrikerS"]
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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