if TERROIST tell you to stop belivein living for chirst and they will spare you family I SAY I STILL BELIEVE IN JESUS EVEN THOUGH THEY TAKE MY FAMILYS LIFE AWAY, I'M NOT GOING TO HIDE OR DENY MY FAITH JUST TO SAVE MY FAMILYS LIFE... NO WAY I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100% SO IF THEY TAKE MY FAMILY LIFE I'LL LET THEM, CAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING THEM BEFORE JESUS... I STAND UP FOR JESUS, ....
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"I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100% SO IF THEY TAKE MY FAMILY LIFE I'LL LET THEM"
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You come back and tell us all about it after it really happens.
"I STAND UP FOR JESUS"
I predict you will be curled up in a fetal position begging and whimpering.
Why don't any of these buttheads ever "Shut up and sit down for Jeses?"
How come half a sentence was nto capitalized, and the rest of the pragraph was? There's something fundamentallt wrong with that...
So this 'imagined' persecution thing is what christians resort to now. Why the hell would a terrorist take over somebody's house and threaten somebody's family if he doesn't stop beleiving in Jesus? What sort of terrorist attack is that?
Real Christians don't believe in proper capitalization... The practice of using different miniscule and majuscule letters originated with the idol-worshipping Greeks and the pagan germanic tribes! And possibly also some of the evil Jews who used Samaritan script. Certainly, our Lord Jesus Christ who spoke Aramaic did not know about capitalization, so why should true Christians learn it?
That having been said... WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE? I would think God would forgive you for simply lying to the terrorist in this case. At least I would hope so...
Bob, this reads like blasphemy.
"Miss Taffy, Miss Judy, have some punch. Jesus wants you to!". Taking the name of the lord in vain. Claiming that he endorses your ideas.
<<We drank punch and we talked in tongues>>
The punch was spiked. They were either stoned or drunk and were blabbering incoherently, not in a foreign language.
<<Then a miracle happened. Lights from Heaven in many colors started beaming on us all.>>
The disco lamps kicked in.
<<someone handed us a little glow-in-the-dark wand. Sister Judy and I began praying and waving that little wand all around. "It is a Jesus stick! I yelled over the music. "Praise The Lord!">>
Uhmm... Yeah...
<<who should appear before me but Jesus himself! "Sister Taffy", he said, "What do you think you are doing out here in this field carrying on so? You look like you are out of your mind!" Well friends, I looked Him right in the eye and I said to Him, "Talk to the praying hand Jesus, I am a'worshiping your Daddy!>>
The punch was most certainly spiked and or alcoholic in nature.
GREAT! That just means they'll kill you, too imbecile.
Oh, and, other than on bad TV shows, terrorists don't often stop to chat about your religious beliefs before they kill you.
As we used to sing in church: "Stand up, stand up for Jesus!--Oh, for Christ's sake, sit down!" (-:
I bet this tool believes every word of that classic lying for Jesus tome, She Said Yes.
I'm sure your kids will go to their graves happily knowing that although they got brutally murdered, your faith never wavered. You need to get a license to get a dog, but any retard can have a kid... -_-
Techno, Techno, Techno notice!
Also:
"TERROIST" "I SAY I STILL BELIEVE IN JESUS EVEN THOUGH THEY TAKE MY FAMILYS LIFE AWAY, I'M NOT GOING TO HIDE OR DENY MY FAITH JUST TO SAVE MY FAMILYS LIFE... NO WAY I BELIEVE IN JESUS 100% SO IF THEY TAKE MY FAMILY LIFE I'LL LET THEM, CAUSE I'M NOT PUTTING THEM BEFORE JESUS... I STAND UP FOR JESUS, ...."
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