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FIRST CONTACT 28.11.15 53N 0.53W AM

Well, it's confirmed. The Khu will make first contact in several thousand years in a few weeks time. I've been in contact with them for a few months because I believe in the Creator as do they. They communicate through maths mostly but they do understand English.

They are currently located on the moon. They've been there for over 100 years. They want to assist us because they say we are in danger and it is what the Creator wants.

They depart the moon early on the Saturday morning and will fly in from the North West over Greenland, the Atlantic, the West of England, over the Pennines and to Lincolnshire where there are good landing conditions for their ship which is 14 miles in diameter.

I'll be meeting them and dealing with the Home Office so that their entry to the UK is authorised. They respect our laws. That could take some time. You know what red tape is like. They will then open their gates and allow visitors on board. They will remain 36 hours.

They will not be meeting with world leaders unless they come to the landing site. They believe that politicians have had centuries to improve humanity and have not succeeded. They are aware that the common man is powerless to change anything no matter how good the idea. This is why they are starting at the grass roots level. They will also not entertain scientists. Science denies the Creator. For the Khu their technology was driven by their 'religion' and the two complement each other.

They were created at the same time as us and don't understand why we have not developed when we had the same opportunities as them.

It will be an interesting couple of days and I'd really recommend you come.

I don't know if it will be on TV. Lincolnshire is pretty remote and the ship will be on top of the A1, the main artery, so roads will probably be blocked by the police. Best thing to do is come on the 27th late PM.

Wish me luck!

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