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This week hundreds of pastors from across the country will meet in Scottsdale, AZ to organize a plan to criminalize abortion in their states and begin ministries to end abortion at their local clinics.

#EndAbortionNow, Christian News Wire 16 Comments [5/4/2017 9:41:10 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

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I just love how he seems to assume pastors can make something illegal. Some fundies want to live in a theocracy, this one seems to think we already do.

5/4/2017 10:10:58 AM

Mister Spak

Next week hundreds of muftis will meet in Ann Arbor MI to organize a plan to criminalize infidels and begin dawa to end infidlelling at their local churches. Because there is no wall of separation in the constitution.

5/4/2017 10:15:46 AM


They'll have to get the politicians to agree first. Of course, this is a red state under the Trump presidency we're talking about...

5/4/2017 1:19:47 PM

Scottsdale - great weather this time of year and so many golf courses.

5/4/2017 1:42:26 PM

Demon Duck of Doom

Oh, lookee, another fucking harassment campaign.

5/4/2017 2:50:56 PM


This week hundreds will talk shit again
and again
and again

5/4/2017 4:15:42 PM

rubber chicken

A big payday for the hookers of Scottsdale

5/4/2017 8:01:28 PM


Oh, look, another campaign to get money from their followers.

5/4/2017 10:36:54 PM


I hope they are collecting money to pay for all the children on welfare that this policy will result in; Planned Parenthood will need a YUGE increase of funds, to pay for all the extra healthcare that will be needed, and Medicaid will also need increased funding.

I also hope that the pastors themselves are ready to adopt a couple of unwanted children each. Or, on second thought, perhaps not...

5/5/2017 2:47:57 AM

So I am sure they will help the mothers and the children once born. Or they're just a bunch of forced birthing anti women. And if they fail in criminalizing it hopefully they'll be taxed for being political and trying to force their beliefs on others.

5/5/2017 3:32:56 AM

Doubting Thomas

Yeah, good luck with that. We still have Roe v. Wade, at least for now.

5/5/2017 5:55:20 AM

Doubting Thomas

@rubber chicken

A big payday for the hookers of Scottsdale

I LOL'ed because I know it's true. During the Republican convention in Cleveland the prostitutes were making money hand over fist (no pun intended) from the delegates who no doubt espouse "family values" but are bored with their doormat wives who just lay there in bed and won't do the things the prostitutes get paid to do. And, IIRC, the male prostitutes were particularly busy, too.

5/5/2017 5:58:21 AM


Time to bring back wire coathangers? That's what criminalizing abortion does, hypocrites.

5/6/2017 2:07:07 PM

Even though he's screaming in hell 24/7 (Jack Chick)

There is a new tract on the Jack Chick website about a kid who's mother nearly had an abortion but she decided to have the kid adopted when she was told abortion was murder. Then the kid goes on to say she was also adopted by Jesus.

5/6/2017 2:12:41 PM

Jamaican Castle

It's a pretty nice racket the pastors have, when you think about it. They get to fly out to hookers-and-golf-courses-ville on the company dime, faff around not accomplishing anything for a week or two, and then when they go back home, they either take credit for the actions of real politicians, or they just blame it all on Teh Libruls and ask for twice as much money next time.

5/6/2017 3:41:45 PM

Philbert McAdamia

Nuke Scottsdale, now! It's infested with pastors.

@ Mister Spak
I hate infiddlers. Stop violins in the streets!

5/6/2017 3:58:34 PM

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