Hello, Internet Tumor!
Greetings, Fellow mortals! I Am An Anti-Feminist,Furry,Brony,SJW, Ect. Blog. If You Do not like it, Guess what? I Don’t give to flying fucks! I’ll be here to bring as much suffering to SJWs, Feminists, Furries, Bronies, SJWs, ECT For the time I Am here! I Sure do hope I Am welcomed.
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(Hi, this is Salami. Forgot to log in)
Protip: Profile descriptions are meant to describe you in a way that makes people curious and open about what you post, or be really funny in order to engage new viewers. Therefore, you shouldn't include stuff in your profile that blatantly tells people that you don't care if they don't like your content and want to make people suffer.
Also, according to this dude bronies are a special kind of furry. LOL
As a feminist, furry and subset Brony, this is hilarious.
Requisite Blazing Saddles joke "You said SJW twice." "I like SJW."
@Salami
From a strictly logical perspective, he's incredibly correct depending on which layer of magnitude you're looking at. In the largest possible sense any Venn diagram would start with anthropomorphism as the largest circle. Now if you use common colloquial shorthand where furry is the name of a fandom and of the concept of embodies, then anything else is a subset. MLP counts because the ponies are anthropomorphic, in the realm of sapience. They are civilized creatures with humanlike qualities. So, by definition you run into the old "all ducks are birds but not all birds are ducks."
(*Shouts from basement doorway *)
OP's Mother: 'Tendies are ready, dear! I trust Mummy's little soldier is continuing to make his Good Boy Points while on the internet, or it's no more Tendies for you! '
The O.P, in a nutshell....
"I'M A HUGE SINKHOLE IN THE 'INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY'! TAKE A DETOUR!"
....What a weird way to promote your Tumblr page, Mr. guy-with-ironic-username .
Then again; Frums are the same way with their funky take on their Faith....
"JOIN US AND FOLLOW AND WORSHIP OUR BRUTAL, ANGRY DEITY WHO HATES SEX, PLEASURE, LOVE, FUN AND EVERYTHING! YOU WILL BE MISERABLE, REPRESSED AND BORED AND IT'S AWESOME!....Hey! Why aren't the masses overflowing the pews?"
[Yes; I'm ancient enough to remember when people called The Internet, 'The Information Superhighway'. I enjoy still using it as a funny road/driving metaphor for jokes; Like trolls being 'potholes', slow internet being a 'traffic jam' or censor-happy wingnut legislators (SOPA, PIPA, anti-net-neutrality nuts, etc.) being 'Over-zealous State Troopers' (Highway Cops).]
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Show the O.P. Better Days , his head would explode from the paradox!
Do the fucks have to fly? Why would you single out the flying fucks? Flying is expensive & an inconvenience; I'm sure they would rather drive. Or even walk, depending on the distance & the weather.
I can only hope this person is about 14.
Flying Fucks sounds like a pornographic acrobatic troupe.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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