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[Alt-right rap song Fat and the Furious: Charlottesville Drift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmFtwOJnOqA

Lyrics:

They tried to shut us down, cancel our permit
My people in the rally, all covered in spit
James driving shift, white polo outfit
If the break lights lit then you must acquit
When obese antifa are in attendance
This car grill does fat acceptance
Turned a closed rally into an open circuit
Elon Musk is asking how we sent that hamplanet into orbit
Because you blocked traffic and attacked him with crowbars
he sent more commies flying with less deaths than the USSR.
What a backflip, stop the crocodile tears
that's the most acrobatic Heather's been in years.
Remember, antiracist is just antiWhite in code
Should have dropped feminist studies and learned to cross the road
Now an ugly bitch is dead and a hot car is being toed.
You cried tears of joy when they passed Obamacare.
You died just the same, now we'll save on welfare.
Trump's new plan to pay off America's debt:
Every alt-righter gets a brand new corvette.
Used to burn crosses, now we burn rubber.
Turned a girl who made powerpoints instead of kids into flubber.
You said you like to try new food when you travel.
So we sent you on a trip to taste some gravel.
That's the healthiest meal I remember these drug addicts eating,
so it took me by surprise that your hearts no longer beating.
My homeboy Herschel made a call to Hack on Triple J
Made Tom Tilley light a tikki torch on the side of Triple K.
Fat and the Furious: Charlottesville Drift,
The paramedics who responded probably got the gift.
Make fun of the alt-right for watching anime - like Initial Drive
If you normies had tuned in maybe she'd still be alive.
Good thing you had Vice journalists within reach,
they haven seen that much shit lying around since a Liberian beach.
When I first saw the pic of Heather dying on us,
I was confused and asked "Is she stuck under that bus?"
The alt-right just had the National Guard deployed
Now jobless lefties want to make us unemployed.
I'd say they were trying to bring us down to their level,
but now that's 6 feet under meeting brimstone and the devil.
I suspect she was retarded before that car gave her brain damage,
It had dodge written on the front - she wasn't up to the challenge.
Even with the jewish media demanding that Trump must disavow
he still defends the alt-right and the Chad Plough.
To all you black pilled faggots saying the movement is dead,
even the President says its fine to park your car on a red.?

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