Gay State Conservative #fundie freerepublic.com

I've said it before: bakeries, florists and photographers have an easy way out...accept the gig and bake the worst cake,provide the worst flowers or take the worst pictures imaginable.

When the perverts complain apologize profusely (with your fingers crossed behind your back) and offer a full refund.

Problem solved.

And as a bonus the word will get around the pervert community just how horrible your work is and,as a result, they'll never darken your door again.

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