handiacefailure #racist niggermania.net

I had to make a turn trip to DC today.

Was a last minute flight and flight was oversold and there were only two seats left when I purchased my ticket so was stuck with a shitty middle seat in coach and since the flight was oversold was upgraded.

I end up getting stuck beside this huge sow who needed two seats. I should have complained to the FA but was scared she would be able to buy two seats and I would be given the boot since it was a nigger FA and I needed to be to DC for a lunch appointment. The nigger was pissed I put down the arm rest and it needed a seatbelt extender.

A lot of frequent flyers who don't get upgraded refer to sitting in coach as "sitting in the back of the bus" After the sow had sat down my client during boarding my client called me to make sure my flight was on time and had a couple questions. My client is also a frequent flyer and asked if I was able to get a better seat and I told him I was stuck sitting in the back of the bus and whgen I said that the sow gave me a nasty stare.

I finish the call with the client and tell him I'll call if we get delayed. After I hang up the sow starts ooking and starts bitching about me saying I'm sitting in the back of the bus and how I wouldn't know anything about it (the sow look like it was 40 so I'm sure she had never experienced it). I told her that when you didn't get upgraded to first class sitting in coach was referred to as sitting in the back of the bus and then it starts ooking axing me what I meant about upgrades and couldn't under that frequent flyers get to sit in first class for free if there are unsold seats. She starts ooking more about that we are in the middle of the plane not the back and we are on a plane not a bus

I've seen a couple minor chimpouts when the FAs have referred to DCA as Reagan Airport and was hoping she would chimp out about that but unfortunately the FA's have been referring to it as Washington National lately (probably like the confederate status removal BS, the niggers probably bitched enough that they find Reagan offensive and they stopped calling it that). While we were taxiing to the gate I called my client because he was picking me up and asking if he was there yet and told him we just touched down at Reagan and I used the name Reagan a couple times on the phone hoping to piss the sow off but surprisingly she didn't say anything.

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