jimbeam #racist niggermania.net

Working 24s with a paramedic last night. Around 3am we get a call. These two spade emts were switching out the battery to the power cot. One acts like he is going to throw the battery. The other one tells him to go ahead and throw it. Yes throw something painted black in the middle of the night. Good idea. The battery is about 2.5 lbs or more.

He throws it at him. The nig receiving misses the catch and it hits him right in the nose. His nose starts gushing blood. The other nigger frantically called dispatch and told them what happened.

The stupid nigger did not know how to stop a nose bleed. Dispatch had to give instructions. The injured nigger pinched his nostrils together and was rocking back and forth when we got there. Paramedic said "watch this". "What ya got epistaxis?", he said. Nigger said, "no my par-ner hare gaw a nose bleed" I laughed. Niggers obviously aren't to bright with medical terminology. Even though we learned that in class.

He sent me to check on the injured nig while the paramedic asked what happened. He comes over and checks on me makes sure I got everything under control. He asks the nigger why he did not do anything? Then he ripped into the one nig for not knowing what to do. "How the heck do you not know how to stop a nose bleed?" The nigger did not answer. "Are you an EMT?" he asked. The nig nodded yes nervously. "THEN START ACTING LIKE ONE!", he said.

Then he rips into both of them about throwing the battery around like that in the first place. "Why are you throwing company equipment around like that? This is why shit around here does not last!!". Yeah do not wake this paramedic during his sleep time for b.s. He will bite. Lol. I got some 4x4 gauze and got the bleeding under control. We ended up taking the spook to the ER for a possible broken nose. The paramedic called the supervisor and told them what happened with these two idiots.

How their fooling around caused an injury and how Stupid did not know how to treat that injury. My paramedic documented everything and gave it to the supervisor this morning. Hopefully it will get these two knuckleheads off the street. Wtf though you are an EMT and you cannot figure out how to stop a nose bleed? These two are a liability waiting to happen.

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