Insane Troll Logic Award
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Okay, tell me how owning a gun would have made breaking my ankle three years ago any better.
(which, btw, was covered on Medicaid)
Was that intended to be funny? Because it's actually quite stupid & not well thought out at all. Furthermore, don't most Stormtrumpers already own guns? Was this supposed to change anyone's position? WTF was the point of this unfunny little air biscuit? And if that life form in the picture, doing their best douche bag duck face is a chick, she looks like the biggest, trashiest bitch I've ever laid eyes upon. The kind that makes Bristol Fucking Palin look smart & virtuous. I bet she's a Texan.
[]Gun Owner
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Armed Robbery for Trump?
Got an AK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right!
Got an Uzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at night!
There's no feeling any greater than to
Shoot first and ask questions later!
Now I'm trigger happy!
Trigger happy every day!
Okay. Next time you have a toothache, use a .357. Preferably a .50 cal. Desert Eagle.
Hey, you therefore admit that it's better than any dentist who has gone through medical school, and has years, nay, decades of experience: ergo you're the eminent Professor of Dentistry, amirite?!
Hey II: should you develop a brain tumour just like John McCain, you know what to do: seeing as just possessing a gun instantly makes you the world's expert in Neurosurgery...! [/.50 cal. Aspirin]
Just ask a certain inferior subhuman Austrian who thought he had the right to have ideas above his station. He taking some 7.65mm Aspirin in a hole in the ground, rather than being a man, just nut up and take responsibility for said ideas above his station: and perhaps subconsciously admitting that he never had the right to think the way he did, by denying himself the right to think the way he did.
At least Chrissy Cantdoverywell is man enough to nut up & take responsibility for his way of thinking: which is Cancer.
@Malingspann
"Trigger Happy" by Weird Al Yankovic. Your argument is valid . b^_^d
I only remember one violent home invasion in this neighborhood. It was the home of ...wait for it...a gun dealer, and the guns were the REASON that home was invaded.
You and the t-shirt are both dumb, and they let you carry firearms. That's not reassuring in terms of safety.
I have lived in the Metro Detroit area (suburbs, to be fair) all my life. I have never, not once, felt like I needed a gun.
What if you have an unusual condition that keeps you from shooting effectively? For example, if you're amongst the rare few who are left eye dominant and right hand dominant or the reverse. After all, you're supposed to shoot a gun with your dominant hand but aim most effectively using the same eye on the side of your dominant hand. Not a problem for most as most people have their dominant eye on the same side as their dominant hand, but if you don't, you're going to have a big problem with aiming as it hinders your ability to anticipate and adjust for the trajectory of the bullet as well as get the correct position of the target.
I also notice that there's no martial arts on that list. Also known as a good defense alternative to guns, with the bonus of not requiring any weapon nearby at all times and being legal in countries that ban guns (especially if its of the sort that emphasizes doing a little harm as necessary to the attacker, such as judo).
And before some fundie tries to strawman what I said, that's not to say that guns can't be useful for defense. I'm reminded of one of my dad's friends, who lives in a neighborhood that is nice save for a big heroin trafficking problem. An unexpected car came up his driveway, only for him to shine the laser sight on his sniper right where the driver would be as well as letting his dog out (the dog is a big teddy bear in terms of personality, but looks and sounds scary). The driver backed up as quickly as possible. But it should be noted that he took advantage of the laser sight and his dog to give a warning, which diffused the situation without any need for violence and would have also gotten him sympathy in court should he have had to open fire. I highly doubt somebody who holds a trigger on guns she has no intent of firing in a direction where she could accidentally hit herself is really concerned with reasoning and safe self-defense.
Technically, a gun could prevent a thug from hurting you if you know how to use it.
But this remedy is unefficient for any ailment not caused by wilful acts of violence, such as cancer or dementia.
Cletus the slack-jawed yokel: "Doc...doc, ah done broken muh ARRRM! He'p me!"
Librul doctor: "You have a gun, don't you? Go home and use it."
To give you an idea of how crazy this is: my fundamentalist, right-wing father who argues for gun-ownership rights, would think that this is stupid.
Though he is MUCH more reasonable than most right-wingers, I find.
To give you an idea of how crazy this is: my fundamentalist, right-wing father who argues for gun-ownership rights, would think that this is stupid.
Though he is MUCH more reasonable than most right-wingers, I find.
They hate ObamaCare, anything "Librul".
They think (I use the term loosely) anybody left of Attila
wants to take their guns.
Democrats bad.
Guns good.
(I'm working hard at making any sense of this one.)
Your J-boy healed people for free .
Atheists - Infinity +1. Christains - 0.
Checkmate, Trumptards. >:D
Remember that "liberals want everything for free" apparently means "liberals will straight-up steal from hard-working Americans and the government will say it's okay", so I can see this guy somehow taking "universal healthcare" to mean "just shoot every fuck you see". I mean, it makes perfect sense, if you're clearly not mentally fit to own a gun.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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