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In the beginning God created the world, thus everything was Holy. Satan was jealous of the creation of the human race so he decided to create a race of his own. Since everything touched by God is Holy, all Satan could use was feces, which was not divinely made.

He gathered some up and shaped it into two humanoid figures. As Satan can not give life, he killed two apes and transferred their life essence to the two shit piles. Thus the first niggers came into existence. Which explains why they look like apes and smell like shit.

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old comment by TB Tabby

I'm reminded of the opening passage from "Thud!":

The first thing Tak did, he wrote himself.
The second thing Tak did, he wrote the Laws.
The third thing Tak did, he wrote the World.
The fourth thing Tak did, he wrote a cave.
The fifth thing Tak did, he wrote a geode, an egg of stone.
And in the twilight of the mouth of the cave, the geode hatched, and the Brothers were born.
The first Brother walked toward the light, and stood under the open sky. Thus he became too tall. He was the first Man. He found no Laws, and he was enlightened.
The second Brother walked toward the darkness, and stood under a roof of stone. Thus he achieved the correct height. He was the first Dwarf. He found the Laws Tak had written, and he was endarkened.
But some of the living spirit of Tak was trapped in the broken stone egg. and it became the first troll, wandering the world unbidden and unwanted, without soul or purpose, learning or understanding. Fearful of light and darkness it shambles forever in twilight, knowing nothing, learning nothing, creating nothing, being nothing...
-- From "Gd'Tak 'Gar" (The Things Tak Wrote), trans. Prof. W. W. W. Wildblood, Ankh-Morpork: Unseen University Press. AM$8. In the original, the last paragraph of the quoted text appears to have been added by a much later hand.

But later in the book (spoilers):

"...uh...'Then Tak looked upon the stone and it was trying to come alive, and Tak smiled and wroten: "all thyngs strive,"'" said the dwarf, raising his voice above the growing commotion around him. "'And for the service the stone had given, he fashioned it into the first Troll, and delighted in the life that came unbidded. These are the thyngs that Tak Wroten!'"

You would do well to stop reading racist web sites and start reading Discworld.

Also, by your logic, plants are of the Devil.

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