Tony Demarcus, Ph.D., D.D. #fundie disqus.com

Crunch:

Relative to there being slavery, you need to get your head out of the Cathlic sand and read the Christian Bible! In our Bible, word "slave" appears only twice, and both times it is ascribed a negative connotation, duh! Relative to the slavery as existed in the United States of America, whereby Blacks from Africa were kidnapped by the carpet pilot Mooslim and sold to the Cathlic for transportation and resale in the Americas, our Bible explicitly prohibits such modus operandi! To wit, "And he that stealeth a man, and selleth him, or if he be found in his hand, he shall surely be put to death." Exodus 21:16. Therefore, the only thing that was needed, and is still needed, to stop slavery is for the Christian to start implementing true Christianity and Bible based morality.

So can we count on you to support a real Christian crusade to Middle Eastern deserts and other Moohamadan lands to liberate them from slavery in the name of Jesus the Christ, or are you just another armchair quarterback?

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