I have spent the past couple of months trying to teach myself empathy for females. It's just too hard. How can I have any empathy for the most spoiled, malevolent group of beings on the face of the earth?

I have tried to reason with what may be going through their minds. Maybe they're confused. Maybe they're lost. Maybe they're being taken advantage of. I have found the opposite to be true.

Females are the most spoiled, privileged group of organisms in the universe. Every single day these creatures get flooded with texts and snaps from multitudes of guys. There are literal male organisms lined up out the door to get their turn at a fehemhorrhoid. And what do they do in response? Nothing but bitch and moan and pout about how unfair life is, all the while they suck a million different dicks.

These malevolent beings are also the most ungrateful bunch of organisms on the planet. They will dump a guy for any number of reasons. If the guy doesn't live up to their ridiculous standards, they are gone at the drop of a hat. Female are totally incapable of genuine love. They only care about what can be done for them. When they are broken up with, it is not their heart that hurts, but their ego.

Finally, fehemhorroids are malicious and malevolent. They will constantly backstab their friends. They enjoy tormenting BETA males. They all think that the world revolves around them.

None of them have a fucking hobby, save for about 1 or 2. All they do is mope around on their fucking phones all day bitching about life all the while texting 12 different guys at once, while simultaneously slandering one of their "friends".

Why the fuck did I bother trying to understand them when I already understood them? And, just for the record, this is my GENUINE opinion. None of them knows what actual suffering is; they've been pampered with multitudes of friendships, guys, and parties since fucking middle school.

They don't deserve anything nice to be done for them. Don't hold the fucking doors.