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The Bible says we are created in God's image! That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening. The there are the lesbians who act ever so masculine. That is God's way of saying, "Hello McFly, see something wrong here?"

lilefamily4, Yahoo! Answers 37 Comments [8/6/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Star Cluster

Well, seeing as how I don't believe what the bible says about god or Jesus, what's your point. This argument has no bearing on anything.

8/6/2006 6:42:45 PM

Amos

\"God's image\" means spirit, consciousness, capable of goodness, etc. It has nothing to do with who you want to screw! Bodily and sexualy, Jesus was supposedly created in our physical image. Do you think God has a dick? He gets his jollies watching women shower?

8/6/2006 7:24:56 PM

Irene

If I were created in God's image, that would make God female and overweight with a tendency towards acne and getting sunburned, but pretty darn good hair. Somehow, I don't think that lilefamily4 thinks that's what God is like.

\"Created in God's image\" is a decent concept when you take it to mean creativity, capacity for goodness, etc. Take it too far, and it becomes absurd.

Irene

8/6/2006 8:38:16 PM

Amish Trekkie

\"...the lesbians who act ever so masculine.\"

Kind of a gay way to phrase that, isn't it, lilefamily4?

8/6/2006 9:06:03 PM

Haywood Jablomy

So, God is Doc Brown?

8/6/2006 9:59:25 PM

Stush

Nah, god is Biff Tannen. :P

8/6/2006 10:03:05 PM

Napoleon the Clown

If we were created in God's image God is a morbidly obese bald guy with a hairy back and a tiny dick. He likely smells like spoiled milk as well.

8/6/2006 10:25:04 PM

Haywood Jablomy

Damn. It would be cool to go to heaven in a tricked-out DeLorean.


8/6/2006 10:40:12 PM

Papabear

According to you, your god must an assholy fucktard just because you are?


Please do not presume that I was made in the image of your imaginary friend.

What is a ***? I thought you might mean \"gay,\" but you type the word \"gay\" later, so I am confused.

Also, not all gays are flaming nellies and not all lesbians are butch. You might want to broaden your experiences with homosexuals before you run off at the mouth next time.

8/6/2006 11:05:15 PM

ssdexecutor

Why don't you make like a tree, and get outta here!

8/6/2006 11:17:41 PM

SPark2001

\" Bible says we are created in God's image!
So God looks like Mr. T?

\"That would make God a *** or a dyke, which is not the case because Jesus was without sin. Look at a gay guy, usually he acts so feminine it is sickening.\"
Your version of Jesus isn't exactly John Wayne, pal -- long hair (a big no-no according to the Bible), feminine features, not to mention the fact that he was unmarried and spent a lot of time hanging around with other single men.

8/6/2006 11:46:56 PM

Hadanelith

We created god in our image, when those desert nomads invented him. Idiot.

8/7/2006 12:03:18 AM

dykitty

I call stereotype, you fucktard.

8/7/2006 12:26:30 AM

MD20/20

Having met gay men who could beat the shit out of most guys and lesbians who would make you cum your shorts.....I would have to say you need to rethink your stereotypes

8/7/2006 12:30:27 AM

Julian

A kindly old man died peacefully and found himself resurrected in the middle of a country road. And behold! THere with a smile to greet him was his best friend who'd died in the war! He openly wept and embraced his long lost friend in tearful reunion. After some time, the friend suggested they should to walk the road in what seemed to be the direction of the rising sun. The man followed.

Before long, they came to a fence of wrought gold, with pearly gates, behind which there stood mansion upon mansion. The gatekeeper, a tall man in flowing white robes, greeted the man, and welcomed him to enter.

\"But what exactly is this place?\" said the man, who had been a lifelong agnostic.

\"This,\" said the gatekeeper, is Heaven. But you'll have to leave him outside. We have a strict no-fags policy, your friend is gay.\"

The man stood in confusion for some moments. His face became grim. \"No thanks,\" he said. \"I'll take my chances with my friend.\"

For a long time, the man and his friend wandered down the road. At last they came to an unpretentious farming community with no fences or gates of any kind. What appeared to be a contented old farmer was sitting on a stool next to an old-fashioned hand operated water pump.

\"Where is this place?\" asked the old man.

\"This is Heaven,\" answered the farmer. \"It's all around you. You've been in it, or at least the outskirts of it ever since you died.\"

\"But that fellow back yonder behind the pearly gates said that place was Heaven.\" replied the man.

\"Nah, that's Hell,\" replied the farmer. \"We leave the entrance there to weed out the hypocrites who'd leave their best friend behind.\"

8/7/2006 1:23:39 AM

Julian

Yes, very wrong, but we're looking at you, buttface!

8/7/2006 1:24:53 AM

Dante's Virgil

That is God's way of saying, \"Hello McFly, see something wrong here?

So, if we're made in God's image is God finally admitting to having made a mistake here?

And why is it OK to type \"dyke\", but the mystery bad word \"***\" is not OK?

8/7/2006 3:56:44 AM

Amigone201

I definitely see something wrong here, but I have a feeling it's not what you're thinking.

8/7/2006 5:02:28 AM

Hadanelith

Julian: Didn't you post that one before, but slightly different? Either way, it's still a great little piece of flash. [for those not in the know, flash fiction is a piece with a set word limit (usually 500-1000 words) that is a full story, with a beginning, middle, and end. This little piece qualifies better than many I've read elsewhere on the net.]

8/7/2006 5:12:39 AM

Marty McFly

No, I don't see anything wrong. ;)

8/7/2006 8:24:59 AM

kkkron

Hadanelith: Yeah, it was the same story but with a dog instead of a gay friend. I think he posted it in reply to the person who made plans for her pets after the Rapture. It's still apt for this situation though; in fact apt for any example of bigotry.

8/7/2006 4:40:05 PM

TDR

erm... why the sudden Back to the Future reference?

8/8/2006 7:43:05 PM

tracer

I am ever so glad that lifefamily4 decided to replace whatever 3-letter-word that was with 3 asterisks.

It means none of us will ever be able to guess his true meaning, of course, but that's better than being exposed to a ... (gasp) ... naughty word!

8/9/2006 6:24:07 PM

o.O

Maybe *** means fag. I still don't really understand what this person is talking about though.

8/10/2006 7:20:56 PM

Nepthys

So you can type dyke, a derogatory term ( for straight folk) meaning lesbian, but you can't bring yourself to type fag? Little too close to home maybe?

8/15/2006 1:09:51 AM

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