(The End): Would you feel better if nobody had sex? For whatever reason everyone in the world stops having sex. Do you feel any better?
I like to imagine that women no longer permit any man to touch them, and all females are issued weapons to thwart off the constant rape attempts. Then every man would suffer as we have, and we can tell them "Bro, sex isn't even that big of deal." :p
I love this idea... such sweet revenge.
(Anger): Fucking yes, i fucking hate it when everyone is happy having sex besides me, i want drag them down into the abyss so everyone can experience my pain amd misery.
(Blancmange): I wish most people were contaminated & sterilised by radiation poisoning from an apocolyptic nuclear winter, human cries of sorrow and pain would be heard among the rubble and debris that would litter wastelands that were once cities, water would taste like ash and the world would be lit only by fire, those that live would pray for death .....people would then finally suffer the way I suffer.
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<** in my best "mother" voice **>
If you keep making those nasty expressions, your face will freeze that way!
Unspoken corollary: Then nobody will ever come near you, and "incel" becomes a self-fulfilling prophesy.
Would you feel better if nobody had sex?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody and Nobody
There was an opportunity to have sex. Everybody was sure Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got upset, having thought it was Everybody's turn. Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized Everybody wouldn't do it. So Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody had the sex that Anybody could have had.
So basically you all base your happiness on what everyone else is experiencing. You guys are happy if other people are miserable, and you are miserable if other people are happy. Can't you see there's a bit of a problem with this? Stop worrying about everyone else and go live your own life for once.
"people would then finally suffer the way I suffer."
Jesus, get a load of yourself. You have internet access and leisure time to use it. That means you're very likely NOT dying of radiation sickness, you have enough food to eat, and you're not actually in any pain.
You're just fixated on sex, and the lack thereof.
That's 'suffering' like 'there's nothing on TV tonight' is suffering.
@ K:
I hate misery tourism, or that extreme stuff where people want things like the gulag experience, but I could fuck these kids up in ways that would stop their worrying about sex if they really want to suffer.
That is part of why I really dislike whiny incels. Suffer? Oh no, kids; no, you don't know what suffering is.
I like to imagine
Well, since Toxic Masculinity such as that exhibited by Harvey Weinstein, Bill Cosby & Donald Fart, that's all you'll be able to do.
#MeToo has only made things worse: for the likes of you manbabies.
Good. Meanwhile, men who don't so much as think the way they - and you - do, will find themselves in relationships; I'm reminded of this quote:
There is nothing wrong with a man being a feminist. I think it is to our mutual advantage
-Alan Rickman
Such sweet revenge.
You guys sound like the type that'd watch Cabin Fever and whip it out and start masturbating at the mutilation that occurs due to the disease.
"Ohh yeah, rot that fucking Chad Paul's face off..."
Five years since the divorce. Four years since my last GF. (Dates since then were all one-offs, only one of which warranted so much as a peck on the cheek). You know what I don't wish--that married and happy couples would all fall apart like that. How would it possibly benefit me? I want maximal enjoyment for as many people as possible. I want to live in a more happy world than I do, even if I never get another hug.
If your basic needs are met and you have freedom and any modicum of health at all, you are only as miserable as you believe yourself to be. Do these folks really think that sex is literally life-changing? That it is so fundamentally different from what can be achieved with various aids (or none at all) that the whole world will seem different if you can just have it? It's a strange thing to place such importance on something you haven't even done. It's like hearing someone who's never had heroin or drugs at all saying they'd sell their house and first born child to get a taste. How do you even know? We were a very "busy" couple--for 20 years, and it consistently felt somewhere between great and fantastic, but only for those moments. Most of the time, life is pretty mundane. When I think about what I miss from marriage, sex is pretty far down the list. What you should really ask yourself before getting serious is "if there were no such thing as sex, would I still want to be with the same person for the rest of my life?" That's what incels all seem to fail to understand. Sex is just icing--and you live a perfectly happy and healthy life without so much as a bite of cake.
"(Blancmange): I wish most people were contaminated & sterilised by radiation poisoning from an apocolyptic nuclear winter, human cries of sorrow and pain would be heard among the rubble and debris that would litter wastelands that were once cities, water would taste like ash and the world would be lit only by fire, those that live would pray for death .....people would then finally suffer the way I suffer."
You live in a post-nuclear wasteland? I`m afraid I`m gonna need to see your address, buddy.
"Anger): Fucking yes, i fucking hate it when everyone is happy having sex besides me, i want drag them down into the abyss so everyone can experience my pain amd misery."
This
except about anything joyfull or free that bothers no one else
This
Is parcel and incorporated with the Trump fan base, coasters who never developed skills or social interactions because they were in the basement living off family. Many racist leaders and right wing bloggers have been outted as exactly that. They never got over that girls are icky five year old stage and now they translate their urges askew and with moronic anger.
No one ever should have a nice life because they self destroyed their own with unreasonable petulant jealousy, they wallow in self pity because a little effort would be way too much, make excuses for their lazy ass spoiled existence constantly, demanding respect for a wasteful existence of whining and pretending only they have been persecuted. Two scoop perverts.
Yet more whining from the web's least favorite bunch of entitled man-children. And I had thought that terrible, wannabe edgy prose like the crap above had gone outta style.
@ Token Atheist- Yes. Yes they truly believe that sex is everything & since they're not living it up like the Hef was, that somehow makes it womens' fault. I can't explain their "logic" either.
@The Crimson Ghost
@ Token Atheist- Yes. Yes they truly believe that sex is everything & since they're not living it up like the Hef was, that somehow makes it womens' fault. I can't explain their "logic" either.
Not just women's fault, but the fault of all society. And they don't just say, "please give us a chance," it's "you owe us sex, and we want it right now!" I think the total entitlement is what really irritates me about these idiots.
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