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Sermon 3: Food Stamps and Lotto Tickets
By Bro. Steven R.
2 Thessalonians 3:10 "For even when we were with you, this we commanded you, that if any would not work, neither should he eat."
1 Timothy 6:10 "For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows."
When I was younger, it was a shame to be on food stamps. Remember when they had those actual paper stamps you had to trade in to get your food? It was meant to shame people into getting off the government dole and into gainful employment!!!!!
Nowadays, they have these slick little EBT cards that look like regular debit cards, and people can pretend to be just like productive taxpayers using their hard earned cash to buy groceries! NOT ONLY THAT, THEY SUBSIDIZE YOU USING FOOD STAMPS TO BUY RED BULL AND LITTLE DEBBIE SNACK CAKES INSTEAD OF BEANS AND RICE LIKE YOU SHOULD BE EATING!!!
In the inner cities, gas stations proudly announce that they take EBT. So people use their food stamps to get Slim Jims and Pepsi Cola and use cash to buy lotto tickets and a pack of Marlboro Menthols! It's wicked! This is probably most people who live in these low income trashy neighborhoods! Lots of single moms whose baby daddy can't pay up for child support or he's incarcerated or something but he doesn't care about his kids! This is what happens when you throw biblical marriage out the window in favor of fornication and sexual excess! Illiterate trashy folks on food stamps popping out babies! It's just shameful and sinful! Say AMEN in the house of the living God!
Not to mention those who sell their food stamps in order to buy crack! Fraud and drug abuse! Federal crimes! Then they have the nerve to ask churches for food and cash! I bet some liberal churches even give it to them! Poor single moms, man-children who play Halo on their Xbox, homosexuals, transsexuals, and other such reprobate are the ones who are taking these taxpayer dollars to subsidize wickedness!
I We especially shouldn't be giving them to women, because women were designed by God to be less intelligent than men and thus shouldn't be handling any finances! It's just how it is, sorry to disappoint any feminists!
We need to get these able bodied and able minded losers off the government cheese and into factories and warehouses to contribute to society! Don't let them use fake disabilities like "restless leg syndrome" or "depression" or "PTSD" or "autism" to try to stay on the government dole and defraud the government with fake disability claims either!!! Say NO to laziness and say AMEN to godliness!

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