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The CIA assassinates US civilians by following this protocol:

Spray area with genetic altered Lyme Disease to infect bugs in the area.

Send remote signal to your phone to draw the bugs to you, bite you, and infect you.

Send Increase power of cellphone microwave emissions to DNA damaging levels to trigger the virus into replicating.

Solution: The virus is drawn to moving magnetic fields and radiowaves. Taking a shower while streaming a video on your phone will pull the virus to the skin and wash it out. OR you can put your hand near a 3 phase while using a SOTA silver pulser (die off symptoms can be harsh.)

4. Jackals are called in, CIA agents with gamma ray guns. They track your location and shoot you with gamma rays. This causes paranoia.

Solution: Get rid of all RFID chips in cards, these are tracking devices. Get rid of cellphone. Stay on the move, get outside to public areas as much as possible. They use Xrays to see inside your home so you need lead armour plating which you can get on Ebay.

5. Polonium and Thorium Poisoning - The CIA will replace your packages with fake look a likes that contain radioactive poison that will kill you. They will also replace your meds with radioactive versions.

Solution: Buy local, if you do get poisoned, do a hand stand and allow the heavy alpha particles to be thrown up. Polonium will be excreted through the skin and contaminate your apartment. If it gets contaminated with Polonium, get rid of it. Get new clothes, new furniture and vent the place!

Make sure to eat dark chocolate (magnesium), milk (calcium) and sugar, iron (meat), omega 3 (fish oil or flax seed), nuts (B vitamins, E vitamins, copper), and eggs (phosphorus for DNA). Cat's Claw repairs DNA, Amyloban 3399 regrows brain cells, Vitamin C for DNA protection, iodine for radiation poisoning, charcoal also for radiation poisoning.

Healing and Protection.
We were made in the image of the dragon (sperm) first. Use your brains, not your over-excited neurons. Let's go team. The whole world is depending on you.

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