Quote# 141795

I know how Germany could have won WWII. Good God I wish the Fuhrer had thought of this. Go to Africa and find a black man. Install him as the titular German head of state, with the Fuhrer actually calling all the shots, but this black guy as the public face. The Western powers would have given him affirmative-action consideration for winning a war!

Imagine the impassioned speeches in favor of Germany ringing through the House of Commons after Germany's invasion of Poland. "No black man has ever won a war in Europe. This is an idea whose time has come!" "How dare the Poles stand in the way of this unprecedented social progress!" "We shall give them (the Germans) preference on land; we shall give them preference on the seas; we shall give them preference in the skies; we shall give them preference in the mountains and on the steppes, on the deserts and on the tundra!" "A thousand years hence all men will know that this was diversity's finest hour!"

The Soviet Union would have bitten the dust at least 45 years sooner than it did, because ole' Uncle Joe wouldn't have gotten any outside help, and there would have been no others interfering with Germany's invasion of the east by waging war against Germany elsewhere. If only the Fuhrer could have "thought outside the box" like I have just done. Call it "blackzkrieg"!

Tell the Western Powers that all the inmates in Auschwitz are there for having used the "n" word. The US would then have happily supplied the zyklon-B!

rls976, American Renaissance 15 Comments [1/1/2019 10:58:32 AM]
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Pharaoh Bastethotep

Most implausible alternative history ever!

1/1/2019 11:22:21 AM


There is so much wrong with this.

* Nobody in the history of warfare would ever have given a black dude a pass for invading Europe. Ask Shaka Zulu.

* They would've seen through the act. Intelligence agencies are good at figuring that kind of thing out.

* It would've undermined the propaganda that Hitler used (and might've believed himself). Nazi Germany would never stand for a black head-of-state.

1/1/2019 12:57:22 PM

Behold the ideas espoused by the "master race".

1/1/2019 2:30:53 PM


You don't know anything about anything, including the US/UK's record of 20th-century race relations, do you?

1/1/2019 5:23:44 PM

Churchy LaFemme

Is this the same US that still had rigid segregation in the military and throughout the southern states? The same US that only allowed blacks to train as pilots when the numbers of qualified whites was running low? The Great Britain that still had Africa under apartheid and virtual slavery?

1/1/2019 5:51:28 PM


Wow, you really have to think outside the box to come up with such a glorious pun.

1/2/2019 4:42:31 AM


I don't know about the UK but the US definitely would not react like that.

And that's not what Affirmative Action is.

1/2/2019 7:49:44 AM


This is your brain on racism.

1/2/2019 8:22:13 AM

Doubting Thomas

You forgot the part about where Germany started WWII. And that, back in the 1930's and 40's, America was still pretty racist.

1/2/2019 8:47:16 AM


Wars don't work that way. Or anything else.

1/2/2019 1:40:50 PM

K'Zad Bhat

Anyone taking bets on how likely it was this guy actually thinks the audience for American Renaissance are bunch of morons, and set out to prove it with this tripe? After all, if the readers are willing believe this tactic would work, he does prove the point that they can't think outside of your own echo chamber.

@Churchy LaFemme

You forgot to mention that despite that fact those black pilots were given the oldest planes in the worst condition, they were among the very top bomber crews of the time, and are single-handedly responsible for saving tens of thousands of (mostly white) infantrymen who needed air support very badly.

Oh, and that segregation was not happening in the military in southern states, it was happening in the military everywhere. In fact, the US military were among the first organizations to begin full scale integration, even in southern states, in the decades following WWII. They couldn't force civilian stores and government offices to do so, but all the armed forces got sick of "separate but equal" facilities when they realized how damned expensive it is to build separate white and colored bathrooms and water fountains just because a few jackasses insist they won't drink after a nigger. Post-WWII, they finally decided if you say you won't drink after a nigger, you can take your discharge papers, and not only did work facilities integrate, so did barracks.

1/2/2019 9:15:29 PM


In WWII, white GIs beaten up because they asked for segregated pubs.

In Britain, by white Brits.

Seems your Fuhrer never had a 'box' in the first place. Nor will you ever have an 'argument'.

When presented with a plan by the SOE to assassinate Shitler, Churchill nixed that in the strongest possible terms. Why? Precisely because your Fuhrer was a piss-poor planner, whose 'My Way or the Autobahn' attitude towards his generals - which of course proved he was the ultimate inferior subhuman by losing WWII - was Britain's greatest war-winning weapon. Decades later, someone likes winners:

Pity that he's losing: and all because he can't think.

Mueller's investigation given a political boost nary 24 hours ago via Pelosi & co. The box on the Resolute Desk your 21st Century 'Fuhrer' is s(h)itting behind could outthink that orange subhuman.

Donald Fart is about to discover why a black man sat behind the same: and for eight years.

1/3/2019 3:46:45 PM

Gabriel LaVedier

The first to win a war in Europe? Thomas-Alexandre Dumas Davy de la Pailleterie laughs at your Germanic ignorance, and probably personally decapitated and shit on your lesser ancestors. Truly, your line ends where his began.

1/6/2019 5:54:05 PM


I'm pretty sure Russia would have eventually beaten a single-front Germany, albeit more slowly. They only did as badly as they did against a two-front Germany because Stalin had shot half his generals and wouldn't believe that the Nazis would renege on their little plot. But Germany would never have reached Siberia. It could have maybe controlled the West of Russia, but the Russians were perfectly capable of moving all their industry much further East.

1/18/2019 6:51:58 AM

TB Tabby

SO you think America was coddling black people during WWII, eh?


The only reason they came across as the good guys is because the other side was literally Nazis.

1/21/2019 9:06:58 AM

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