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13 y/o female cousin confirms heightpill. Words can not thoroughly explain how over it is for manlets. (DO NOT READ IF YOU ARE DEPRESSED MANLET)

Over the holidays I went out of town to visit some family. I have a 13 y/o female cousin that I used to be very close with before her and her family moved away several years ago. We were talking about school. Here’s how the conversation went:

Her: “So how many friends did you have when you were in my grade?”

Me: “Like 3 lol.”

Her: “Same...well more like 2 and 1/2.”

Me: “2 and 1/2? Lol what?”

Her: “Well there’s [girl’s name] and [girl’s name] and then there’s [boy’s name] but he’s like...this tall.” Then she gestured about 1-2 inches below her head. (She’s 5’7)

Me: “What the heck? So you’re saying short guys aren’t even people?”

Her: “Yeah, pretty much.”

Me: “So you’re saying I’m not even a person now? Lol.” (I’m barely taller than her, 5’9)

Her: “I mean, yeah you’re short but at least you’re taller than me lol.”

Me: “Man that’s messed up, you’re mean lol.” I brushed it off and acted like it didn’t bother me and changed the subject.

I held this girl the day she was born. I was there for her first steps, her first words, etc. To hear her confirm the things discussed here depresses me in a way I can’t really articulate. The worst part is that she isn’t even done growing. Her dad is relatively tall (6’2) and when she’s done growing she’ll most likely be as tall or taller than me, and I know she’ll feel the same way about me as she does her poor manlet friend, even though by then she’ll be socially conditioned not to express such thoughts out loud.

Conclusion: Females’ disgust for short men is deep and visceral. It is not a learned behavior. It is ingrained into their very biology. IF A WOMAN HAS TO LOOK DOWN WHEN TALKING TO YOU, NOT ONLY ARE YOU IMMEDIATELY DISQUALIFIED AS A MATING PROSPECT, YOU ARE NOT EVEN CONSIDERED A HUMAN BEING.

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