['dude, you are living in a fantasy']
CORRECTION! A FANTASY IS EVOLUTION. A FANTASY IS WHERE THERES UNICORNS AND LITTLR FAIRIES. YOU PEOPLE ARE IN A FANTASY.
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN LITERIALLY DIE FOR THEM?! GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS AND RISE UP JUST SO THAT WE MAY BE HAPPY AND LIVE WITH HIM.
ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
NOT (not to be rude or nuttn but) SHUT YOUR YAPS AND START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!
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Well, Agaro, I suggest you go back and read your Bible because it speaks of unicorns, talking animals, wizards, and quite a number of other fictional characters as if they are real. We must conclude then that, based on this, that the rest of it is a fantasy.
In looking back on this, it is almost too ironic not to be a troll.
The Bible contains; talking snakes, giants, angles, magic, reincarnation, "paradise", A battle between "good" (god) and "evil" (satan)
Funny, most of those things you call fantasy happen to be part of your religion.
I would also like to point out a contradiction with your whole loving God thing. If He really loved us, why did He create us in a way He knew we would fail? Of did He design the rules to be impossible? One or the other. Either we were designed so we would be unable to succeed or the rules we designed so we would fail. Pick one.
Little fairies sound an awful lot like angels, and as for unicorns...
Num 23:22 God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
Num 24:8 God brought him forth out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn: he shall eat up the nations his enemies, and shall break their bones, and pierce [them] through with his arrows.
Job 39:9 Will the unicorn be willing to serve thee, or abide by thy crib?
Job 39:10 Canst thou bind the unicorn with his band in the furrow? or will he harrow the valleys after thee?
Psa 29:6 He maketh them also to skip like a calf; Lebanon and Sirion like a young unicorn.
Psa 92:10 But my horn shalt thou exalt like [the horn of] an unicorn: I shall be anointed with fresh oil.
If you didn't want to be rude you'd learn to shut off your caplock.
Wow, I'm convinced, what with the coherent message, the multitude of source matter, citations of fellow related topics and the very accurate description of evolution. Hell, the guy was even polite about the whole thing ("not to be rude or nuttn but").
I think it's only fair if I reply with:
ZOMG!!1! Agaro iz t3h s4\\/10uR!!!1!1eleven!! LOL!
If I'm going to die in five minutes, I've got things to do that are much more important than listening to a guy yelling about wizards, fairies, and talking animals.
A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS
10There shall not be found among you any one that maketh his son or his daughter to pass through the fire, or that useth divination, or an observer of times, or an enchanter, or a witch.
11Or a charmer, or a consulter with familiar spirits, or a wizard, or a necromancer.
Deuteronomy 18:10-12 (King James Version)
12For all that do these things are an abomination unto the LORD: and because of these abominations the LORD thy God doth drive them out from before thee.
TALKING ANIMALS
Genesis 3:1
Now the serpent was more subtil than any beast of the field which the LORD God had made. And he said unto the woman, Yea, hath God said, Ye shall not eat of every tree of the garden?
FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE
Revelation 12:7
And there was war in heaven: Michael and his angels fought against the dragon; and the dragon fought and his angels,
UNICORNS
Numbers 23:22
God brought them out of Egypt; he hath as it were the strength of an unicorn.
(But this is a mistranslation. I have proof that it should be "Unicrons".)
AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
Exodus 7:11
Then Pharaoh also called the wise men and the sorcerers: now the magicians of Egypt, they also did in like manner with their enchantments.
Congratulations. You just disproven your bible.
Correction! A fantasy is biblical literalism. A fantasy is where there are unicorns and angels. You people are in a fantasy.
Once again, a fantasy is where there are demons, talking serpents, angels, people living inside a whale, unicorns, and miracles.
See, it makes much more sense if you take off the CAPS LOCK.
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN LITERIALLY DIE FOR THEM?! GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS AND RISE UP JUST SO THAT WE MAY BE HAPPY AND LIVE WITH HIM.
Yeah, I've always wondered about that. I love my son enough to die for him, but that's hardly the same thing as killing HIM. Why do you want me to celebrate a shitty father? Should we canonize Agamemnon while we're at it?
ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
But angels, demons, devils, and talking snakes are okay?
"GOD LOVES US SO MUCH THAT HE GAVE HIS ONLY SON TO DIE ON THE CROSS"
Why is that such a big deal? According to you, he made *all* humans, and loads of them die every day. And can't he just pop out more sons any time he wants? He's omnipotent, right?
Really, that's a pretty piss-poor show of affection--like a baker breaking up a cream bun he made. If he wants to prove he loves us, why doesn't he, I dunno, CURE CANCER or something? Lazy fucker.
Start living as if you are going to die in five minutes? Thats you guys, you live as though the world is ending today.
By the way, science dismisses the idea of wizards, talking animals, fairies... Thats your religion, therefore your religion is a fantasy.
This guy is just kidding right?
Nezu Chiza, crucifixion is more than just execution; it is torture . If you were to be offered choices of ways to die, I'm pretty sure that you would put this one at or near the bottom of your list, even if you had some reason to think that you would be resuscitated painlessly afterward. The Romans had a definite talent for cruelty.
~David D.G.
David D.G., you missed my point. Or rather, you addressed a point I didn't even bring up. I didn't mention the crucifixtion, I talked about the Christian belief that Jesus DIED for our sins. That he made a sacrifice of his life or something. But if you know it's not REALLY a sacrifice, then what exactly does it mean?
Yes, crucifixtion is horrible. But him being crucified isn't what they say saved everyone. It was him dying. And I just don't buy into it. I'm sorry you evidently misunderstood my previous post, and hope this explains it more clearly.
Ok, giving into account that science doesn´t accept the existance of unicorns and the such, let alone talking animals, what is the point on calling evolutionism and science fantasy?
Off the top of my head, I know that there's mention of unicorns, talking animals, and winged people in the Bible. I could believe that wizards might make an appearance too. Fairies, I'm not so sure.
"START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!"
FUCK YOU
IF I'VE GOT 5 FUCKING MINTUES LEFT TO LIVE, I WANNA WATCH MY FREAKING PORN!
AND YOU WOULD WASTE MY TIME WITH RELIGION!
I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE
CAPS LOCK MAKES ME SMART!
Also, there are talking animals in the Bible, I guess you just pwned yourself, huh?
Unicorns are in the bible. There are anceint Egyptian wizards. There are talking animals(snake and donkey). There are angles, and those are supposed to have wings. Seriously, stop breaking my irony meters
Evolution has mountains upon mountains of evidence. It has no unicorns, fairies, reanimated corpses, magic, wizards, nor people with wings.
The Bible has talking animals, reanimated corpses and witches...
God loves us so much that he's condemning us to eternal punishment for trifles...
ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
The Bible has
Wizards: Moses had a magic competition with the pharaoh’s magicians, the Bible acknowledges the existence of witches, if only to command their death.
Talking animals: The Bible has at least a talking snake and a talking ass, not to mention a talking burning bush
Fairies: OK, I cannot think of any fairies mentioned in the Bible, but, hey, demons!
Wings on people: If you consider angels to be a kind of people, we have them, too. (But the actual descriptions of angels are pretty trippy, so I will not insist on this point.)
Every living thing using magic: Does anything being ultimately created out of nothing by some kind of eldritch abomination count?
The ToE has
none of the above
So, according to your own criteria, which one of the two is a fantasy again?
"CORRECTION! A FANTASY IS EVOLUTION. A FANTASY IS WHERE THERES UNICORNS"
(*Twi cracks hooves, neck & intellect *):
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The Bible mentions Unicorns. You've just admitted that the very basis of your 'belie fs' - the Bible - is fiction . Way to go in not only destroying your own argument, buster! <:D
"AND LITTLR FAIRIES. YOU PEOPLE ARE IN A FANTASY."
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(*In an outrageous Swedish accent; apologies to Swede in advance *):
'Cåre tö jöin us in söme Åbsölut Vödkå with blåckcurrånt, ånd söme Surströmming...?!'
"SHUT YOUR YAPS AND START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!"
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X3
>2006
>five minutes
"START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!"
It's 2014 . Still Here. Where is your God now, indeed...! >:D
...oh, and my what is going to die...?!
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['dude, you are living in a fantasy']
CORRECTION! A FANTASY IS CREATION! A FANTASY IS WHERE THERES UNICORNS AND LITTLR FAIRIES. YOU PEOPLE ARE IN A FANTASY.
HAVENT YOU PEOPLE EVER CARE FOR SOMEONE SO MUCH THAT YOUD DO ANYTHING FOR THEM, EVEN LITERIALLY DIE FOR THEM?! THAT'S YOU TRYING TO PASS ON YOUR GENETICS TO THE NEXT GENERATION!
ONCE AGAIN, A FANTASY IS WHERE THERE ARE WIZARDS, TALKING ANIMALS, FAIRIES, WINGS ON PEOPLE, UNICORNS, AND EVERY LIVING THING CAN USE MAGIC.
NOT (not to be rude or nuttn but) SHUT YOUR YAPS AND START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!
"SHUT YOUR YAPS AND START LISTENING TO US AS IF YOUR GOING TO DIE IN 5 MINUTES!"
If I was going to die in five minutes, I'd be doing something other than listen to the ramblings of a guy who doesn't know how to use the caps lock key.
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