“Putting the homosexual issue aside(which everyone knows is an abomination).”
I don’t know that. Is there a non-religious source for this opinion?
“Think of the chaos gay marriage would cause! Who would be head of household according to IRS?”
You would deny a basic right for the convenience of the IRS?
"If divorced who would get the children???”
That’s usually on a case-by-case basis, anyway, right?
So, up to the judge…as always.
“Who is head of household for social security benefits??”
Look if the government cannot figure out how to soak citizens for the most money and the least benefits, that’s their lookout.
“What about partner insurance, who insures who for medical insurance??”
Two working spouses with job-related insurance pick the plan that works best for them. Like always.
“IF you dont have medical insurance, all one would have to do is say they are gay and could get it thru their "partner".”
And the problem with that would be…?
“If Bill and John marry, can John also marry Susie???”
Before all the states recognized samesex marriage one of my coworkers was in the hospital. Two coworkers visited him, doc asked, ’Who’s this?’ He said, “He’s my husband in this state, but she’s my wife in (IIRC Virginia), which doesn’t recognize my gay marriage.”
Now it’s not an issue. Just straight-up bigamy.
"See what I mean?”
Yes, you’re making mountains out of molehills.
“What a complete nightmare.”
And even if these problems were unsolvable, how does any of this affect your dumb ass?
"What if Bill and John are married, and John marries Susie, who gets the kids in a divorce??”
That is up to the judge. Again.
“Hey, maybe I could marry an Orangutan or a horse or an alien and get health benefits thru them too.”
Find a church and a courthouse that will accept the horse’s signature on the wedding contract.