[A fundie's idea of feedback to talk.origins]
WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG WRONG READ YOUR BIBLE PEOPLE! GOD MADE ALL THINGS, HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G. HOW DARE YOU ANGER OUR GOD WITH YOUR STUPIDITY.
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GOD MADE ALL THINGS, HE IS ALL KNOWING AND SEES E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
WHATEVER YOU SAY, ASSHOLE! YOUR CHILDISH USE OF CAPS LOCK AND TOTAL DISINTEREST IN ANYTHING RESEMBLING LOGIC HAVE COMPLETELY CONVINCED ME!
"HOW DARE YOU ANGER OUR GOD WITH YOUR STUPIDITY."
I don't believe any amount of stupidity will anger an imaginary being. A stupid and deluded butthead, ranting at the top of his/her lungs, will anger almost e-v-e-r-y-o-n-e.
I nearly wish I could introduce Anonymous to my brother's cat. To quote "Kitten is angry", from Lemon Demon:
Kitten is angry, kitten is offended.
Fur standing out and little claws extended.
Darting around and meowing quite a bit,
and throwing such a hissy fit.
I don't know what to make of it.
Don't touch her.
Don't look at her.
My kitten knows TAE KWON DO.
She can take you out, I know.
I've seen it before and it's not pretty.
She's really one ferocious kitty cat now.
(Oh no.)
She's deadly.
She'll hurt you.
She'll show you endless pain.
Her little whiskers are stained with the blood of those that she has slain.
Believe me, she will go insane.
She will go insane.
As for the picture, the somewhat ironic thing is that it originates from 4chan, where Anonymi are legion.
Hey, we can't really be dumb
If we're just following God's Orders
Hey, Let's get serious . . .
God knows what he's doin' . . .
He wrote this book here
An' the book says:
"He made us all to be just like Him," so . . .
If we're dumb . . .
Then God is dumb . . .
(An' maybe even a little ugly on the side)
DUMB ALL OVER
A LITTLE UGLY ON THE SIDE
Frank Zappa/Dumb All Over
Heh, all knowing except when he can't find Adam after he ate the fruit. He had to ASK Adam to show himself. Because, you know, he's all knowing. And all seeing.
LOL @ telling atheists to "read their bibles."
Y'see, there's a bit of a problem there...we may have read the bible, but that doesn't mean we believe it.
Likewise, we're hardly afraid of angering your god.
But your argument from capitalized assertion is *almost* convincing.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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