We at OverwhelmingEvidence.com call upon evolutionists to either justify their beliefs in the harsh light of these truths or give up their racket as soon as possible. These matters are far to important to be entrusted to credulous fools who believe everything they read in a 200 year old science-book.
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These matters are far to important to be entrusted to credulous fools who believe everything they read in a 200 year old science-book.
Ahhhh!!! He blinded me with irony!!
I believe in intelligent design now too, flipper, but you're wrong, it was either a malevolent space alien or a biologist from the future.
Give me a 2000 years old Bible instead, hm?
But either way, evolution has been proven. It's no longer up to us enlightened people to present proof, it's up to the deluded to stop ignoring it.
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Ask any evolutionist what the components of evolution are, and quick as a person who has been brainwashed by a false-religion they will list out: Natural Selection, Genetic Inheritance and Genetic Mutation He will explain that all three of these are required to make up evolution, and without each of these evolution could not possibly happen. So that means that evolution itself is irreducibly complex. The evolutionists have actually confessed that evolution could not possibly have evolved!
This part reads just like a Carico post.
This quote is very telling. They seriously believe that there has not been a single bit of new knowledge about biology discovered since Darwin's time. Look at the language, these idiots view Darwin as some sort of religious or cult leader not as a scientist. Its because fundies are incapable of viewing the world in any other way. Science is a threat to them not because its science but because to them its another religion.
And yes Death By Irony Award by all means!
Thing is, these are the very people who, when confronted with overwhelming evidence supporting evolution, plug their ears and yell "LA LA LA LA LA JESUS LA LA LA LA LA ADAM AND EVE LA LA LA LA LAAAAAA"
Fuck, I'll need to take a second job to pay for all these irony meters that keep exploding.
Really, we have any number of superb Shiny Mirror posts to entertain us around here, but this has to be right up there with the best of them.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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