If gays would quit making statements like " I'm gay and you have to employ me ; be nice to me ; acknowledge me "... perphaps people would accept them as good , evil , or wierd just like the rest of us ...
any one who walks up and says ...
I'm gay and desire to construction work
an athiest who wants to work in a church
I'm a junkie and wish to work at a drug store
or I am a pedophile and want to do day care
or a rapist who seeks to work in an abuse center ..
is an idiot and should be treated as such ...
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EQUAL RIGHTS ARE NOT SPECIAL RIGHTS.
I'd hire the gay person if I was the fore-person. I'd hire the atheist if I was the minister (well, obviously depending on the job, but I wouldn't expect an atheist to want to preach). But I wouldn't hire plmarquette for any job involving human interaction.
"See, if you'd just stay in that little box we put you in, we wouldn't have to beat you up when you get out of it. Look at Taz over there -- if we let him out of his box, he'd be all over the place. So we can't let you out either."
Cross out the "and you have to employ me" part and you're absolutely correct. Oh, and since when atheists want to work at churches? Now, if I was starving, I'd definitely seek for work everywhere, and I could turn to your church. Wouldn't you do the right thing then?
Ok, I'm gay...I've done construction work (volunteer work with my church, on missions trips).
I'm racking my brain and still have no clue how the two are connected.
What...am I supposed to have been eating out the two by fours or something? Trying to seduce the drywall?
@ninjacat: nah, it's just learned some new words and wants to practice a little.
Soon ol' JoJo will be up to compound sentences!
Okay, I'm gay but I defend some of what he said. If someone tells their employer you have to hire me/can't fire me/pay me more because I'm (insert minority group here).
I hope that they don't get what they want. But what does a gay construction worker have to do with paedophile in daycare or any of the others?
Equal rights, not special privileges.
I was thinking the connection was working with something that tempts you. That could make sense if we assume the gay construction worker's cow-orkers are all hunky men...
But then I noticed the atheist one, that breaks the pattern, since atheists are clearly not tempted by churches. Damn, I have no clue.
PLM is trying to make a point about people working where they're not wanted. A very muddled point.
So are gays the junkies of rape, or are atheists the pedophiles of idiocy? I'm confused.
That's right. I walk up to a prospective employer and say "I'm gay! Now hire me!" As for be nice to me, I could care less if you're nice to me. Just so long as it's not abusive, you can shake your fist at me all you want. Acknowledge me? Meh. I could care less.
But I love the undercurrent of you can be gay if you want, so long as we don't have to recognize the fact that you are.
any one who walks up and says ...
I'm gay and desire to construction work
an athiest who wants to work in a church
I'm a junkie and wish to work at a drug store
or I am a pedophile and want to do day care
or a rapist who seeks to work in an abuse center ..
is an idiot and should be treated as such ...
Of course, because in the real world, an atheist would probably be working at a drug store and volunteering at an abuse center, and a junkie, pedo and rapist would be employed by the local church,
like Ted Haggard:
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or Rev. Placa,
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or Rev. Aaron Cote,
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Why are gays and construction work incompatible?
Nobody has to employ anyone, stupid, but you're not allowed to discriminate in the employing process due to race, age, gender, sexual orientation and disability. If a woman is strong enough to handle construction work, you can't refuse to employ her because she's a woman. If a gay person has the qualifications you can't refuse to employ her in day care due to her sexual orientation.
Btw, I have never heard any gay person making statements like that. Which is perhaps why I accept them as the individuals that they are.
Oh, c'mon! Gays can work in construction! And as police, and as cowboys, and as bikers and as Indian chiefs. Seriously, don't you listen to music from the '70's?
Everybody sing!
Young man! Would you like a good job?
I say young man! Sick of those Christian snobs?
I say young man! Are they an angry mob?
There's no need to be unhappy!
It's fun to say to them "Fuck you, I'm gay!"
It's fun to say to them "Fuck you, I'm gay!"
Let them rant and rave and make lots of noise
You can have fun with all the boys
"I'm gay and desire to construction work
an athiest who wants to work in a church
I'm a junkie and wish to work at a drug store
or I am a pedophile and want to do day care
or a rapist who seeks to work in an abuse center .. "
One of these things is not like the others. I'll bet that there are gay guys on almost every large construction project ...but you won't know it, because they look just like anybody else.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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