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This is a post for non-Christians. Hell does exist and if you don't shape up and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour, you will end up in hell. As most of you know, I'm not a fruitcake Christian and am definitely not a politically correct individual. I tell it how it is.
Hell is not a place to party or a place to have "BBQ's" as some mindless and misinformed rats have stated on here.
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No, no, you have it all wrong. god doesn't care what you believe.
Oriental philosophers describe heaven and hell as states of consciousness, which implies living consciousness.
Actually, there are BBQs in hell. Satan and I have a little get-together every couple of months or so. It's no big deal, just us and a couple of friends. You're all invited of course. Just don't mention it to Uribe and his fundie friends. They're real buzzkillers. Oh, and ladies, stay away from Voltaire and his crew after the first hour or so. They get grabby after a few drinks
I'm sorry, but your belief in hell is unfounded.
You know, I'm visiting this weekend. Don't tell anyone, but I have plans to do the Lucky Pierre thing between John Holmes and Savannah. (Dorothy Stratton is a little jealous though...)
Somebody else who just doesn't get that threatening people with something they don't believe in is not an effective tactic. I don't believe that Hell exists. Why, then, would I be in the least bit concerned about going there after I die?
I'm not a fruitcake Christian
If Satan is opposing God and tempts men with things God forbids , then why would Satan punish someone after death for following him ?
If Satan is doing Gods will, then God is deliberately setting humans up to fail and be sent to torment in hell for failing. Why does God need followers who will obey his every whim without question ?
Is God building up cannon fodder for some big war ?
Ah, I see.....Uribe apparently lives in the Chick-tract universe, where non-Christians believe in Heaven and Hell, but either just pick Hell, or think Hell's not really that bad.
...misinformed rats have stated on here.
Talking rats, now, fundie? Blasphemer adding to your comic book.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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