What part of I know that the bible is true because the bible tells me that it is true do you have trouble understanding?
Don't you feel silly disagreeing with such a logical argument?
Love and blessings Don
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Oh, silly me.
If A, then A. If not-A, then A, because A specifies A. Proof: A.
[the brain cell that expressed the above 'logic' was just stoned to death by its neighbors.]
I have trouble understanding that part where you manage to make yourself believe your own bizzare statement,,,
And the part where the purple monkeys fly out of your butt.
No, I don't, because it's not a logical argument. Without outside sources to back it up, the claims of one particular document just do not hold water. And you can claim that it was divinely inspired all you like, but there isn't any proof for that, either.
That I could do the same with the Koran, the book of Gilgamesh or any of Shakespeare´s words?. I don´t know why a book should be taken with such reverence just for the mere fact of existing, which isn´t a logical argument, by the way.
Excellent.
By this logic, I can hand Don a piece of paper saying "You're a dumb retard without the slightest grasp of reasoning," followed by the sentence "it's true, because I'm telling you so."
He therefore can't refute its accuracy.
No, you dolt.
Love and blessings!
Oh yeah? Well, in that case, I am The Watcher, great prophet of Yahvo. The Maker has given me powers after my death and I can influence the world of cyberspace. He has sent me to bring his words to you unenlightened, non-D'ni peasants. And I say that everything I just said is true, therefore it must be so.
Eh... I don't know, this could be a Poe. Sounds almost exactly like something I heard Stephen Colbert say once. Granted, he says it to mock real fundies, but this one just smells too much to be true.
Hello, Im God, you can be assured this is true because I, God, say it is. Now kill yourself.
"What part of I know that the bible is true because the bible tells me that it is true do you have trouble understanding?"
Fact: 2+2=4
'Truth': 2+2=5 ("1984") = Lies
If you understand this, Go and find me a talking snake.
...or is that too logical for you?
That should determine the validity of the Bible's 'Truth'.
Now go fuck yourself with an extremely large Bible, Don. Sideways.
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