"Not only can God create the unliftable rock, but He could also lift it"
Ah, but that's the point of the exercise: if said rock is liftable, then God couldn't create it to be so heavy even he couldn't lift it. Thus God isn't 'omnipotent', thus he's not 'God', therefore he's a contradiction to himself, ergo he doesn't exist. QED
"However, by doing so you are trying to restrict God to the level of your intellect (and I grant your intellect is quite impressive, but not equal to God's)."
If his 'intellect' is supposedly superior to mine, let's see him build a wheel on the Biblical basis that Pi = exactly 3:
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Or a 2-sided triangle.
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'I'm laughing at the superior intellect'
-James T. Kirk*, "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan"
@Goldarn
"God can, indeed, make a rock so heavy He cannot lift it.
That's why He created Chuck Norris."
To become a milksop, nancy-boy, milquetoast God-rimming Jesusfag. Before then, Chuck was inferior to nobody; even God was his bitch. Way to go chuck, you twat, destroying an entire genre of jokes. He is dead to me now (at least Bruce Lee owned him in "Way of the Dragon". PROTIP: Bruce was an Atheist).
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*- And he even out-thought God in "Star Trek V: The Final Frontier": "What does God need with a starship?". Thus even Kirk is intellectually superior to God.
