Elijah2 #fundie christianforums.com

When you feel a presence like that, then something has been brought into the house that is not of God, our Lord Jesus Christ.

So, you had your pastor come out and pray over your house and things were alright, and then you read VAMPIRE books, and then things are bad.

Burn your vampire books, and get your pastor back.

["Okay, I'm burning those books if not discarding them in other ways... Thanks for your help everybody!"]

My dear sister, you missed the point---BURN THEM. Don't pass them onto anyone else, such as discarding them. BURN THEM!

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