Kent, have you not read Paul's letter to the Lebedians?
"Paul, an apostle of Christ Jesus by the will of God, to the saints in Lebedus, the faithful in Christ Jesus:
"Sorry to hear about your current predicament but, seriously guys, you've got to pay your taxes! It's not like you can take the money with you when you die, and Jesus ordered us to give everything we own to the poor and follow him. If you got yourself banged up for holding out on 'the man', you've got no-one to blame but yourself, so don't go crying to God or claiming persecution. I've done some jailtime myself, so believe me when I say you should use your time in the big house to reflect upon your faith. Oh, and remember to turn the other cheek, if you get my drift. Some goose fat will take away the 'sting'!
"In answer to your second point, no it is not okay to stone a farmer who breeds a new type of chicken for interfering with God's creation. The fact that it is even possible to breed new types of chicken should have given you a clue. God's creation is malleable, hence the actions of God, man or even, I guess, nature can mold the creatures of the world to their purpose. Do you really think God wasted his time designing a million different types of beetle? Why not come up with a beetle that is able to better design itself, that is way cooler!
"Finally, a word of clarification. I've heard that a few of you have been going around saying 'Jesus would say this' or 'Nero believes that'. Stop it! Making up stuff to support a feeble argument is lying! It doesn't matter why you are lying, that you are lying is enough!
"What do you think will happen if you are caught in one of your lies? It is not only your credibility that suffers, but the credibility of the whole position you sought to defend. Seriously, get a grip and learn some damn facts! If you can't do that, withdraw from the argument before you make fools of us all!"
Wow! Arguing is so much easier when you can just make shit up, thanks Kent!