I can give you my opinion, but there isn't necessarily hard proof to be presented. Now some people might get their data from another source other than the bible to draw their conclusions.
I believe it's in the heart of the earth. I suspect that earthquakes happen because hell is enlarging itself. But's that's my opinion.
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And what, volcanoes are just the build up of farts in hell?
Wouldn't it be better punishment if hell didn't expand and everyone just got squished for extra punishment? or we could just replace hell with a clown car!
Oh if only we had a group of people who's job was to study the Earth and find out how it worked.
We could call such people geologists and they could find out why earth quakes happen.
Oh wait. What's that?
Never mind.
Ok, FYI, in science opinions have to be supported by data. In that case, they're not opinions any longer(look in the dictionary OPINION)
"I can give you my opinion, but there isn't necessarily hard proof to be presented."
Seriously...people still think Hell is a physical place WITHIN THE EARTH! Somebody had a very bad geology teacher!
You have the right to your opinions, and all...but that doesn't stop them from sucking...
Um, yeah, sorry about that. See, Lucifer wanted to take a nice vacation to Australia (he likes the beach), and he'd asked me to hell-sit and oversee the renovations. Anyway, I'll tell the contractors to take it easy and not make so much fuss (especially after hours).
werewolf : "I guess the housing crisis hasn't hit hell yet. It's all those prime lots around the lake of fire, you see."
Will there be fishing? If so I'm in!
I love that on the board, she defends her positions with "well, what makes the plates move? Huh?"
Of course others defend the fact that plates just don't exist. They're not in the bible.
So, wait, you think Hell is an actual, physical place inside the Earth itself? I... I don't even know where to start. But I will say, at the rate these people condemn people to hell, surely the planet would be full by now.
Yeah, that's just your reality-denying, absolutely ignorant, Bible-intoxicated, damn stupid opinion.
You assert that the Earth is expanding because Hell is expanding.
This is a fracking stoopid for the following reasons.
1) Were the Earth to expand and no more energy were added to the earth to increase its spin rate, the Earth would slow down its spin due to the increased mass and higher moment of inertia. Result- we would have longer and longer days due to a more slowly revolving earth. The exposure of the earth to longer heating days would result in more catastrophic storms and more extreme weather. This has not been observed and does not appear to have ever happened.
2) Were the mass of the earth to increase, the calculations for putting a satellite in geosynchronous orbit would have indicated a larger, more massive Earth. Satellites that were put into space 40 years ago in geosynchronous orbit would have burned up in the Earth's atmosphere long ago. These old satellites would have been defunct decades ago, but they are still in their old orbits many, many years later. This has not been observed and does not appear to have ever happened.
This is nonsense. Hell is in New Jersey. I grew up there. I've seen it. I mean, there's the Jersey Devil, people. If that's not proof enough for you, I can't help you see the Light.
The cutest part of that theory is that undesea sulfuric vents are cracks down to Hell, while the worm-like creatures living nearby are... THE BODIES THE SOULS OF THE DAMNED ARE IMRISONED IN.
To bad antitox didn't mentioned that...
There's no hard proof that earthquakes are caused by hell enlarging itself? Gee, I wonder why.
You're damn right, with "data" like that I will draw my conclusions from something (almost anything) other than the bible.
Opinions usually don't have hard proof behind them. opinions , and not scientific theories .
Oh, and most people get their data from another source than the Bible.
Confused?
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