I don´t only doubt evolution, but completely deny it..
It is the worst interpretation of facts that I have ever seen in my life and can´t understand how supposedly rational people can come to that conclusion.
Nothing exploded or we don´t know what or where it came from.
and from that explosion came all of the whole universe, and then life started by itself. What kind of supposed logic is that..
Just like saying that my car made itself..
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Big bang =/= evolution
How the hell can we beat that fact into your fucking litte pea-brained heads?
Also, love the name, you equate yourself with your own god do you? Isn't that a sin that will damn you to hell?
"...can´t understand how supposedly rational people can come to that conclusion."
Your deficit in understanding is due to the fact that you are missing some important information that the preachers forbid you to know.
How's your courage?
He's not just denying evolution, he's denying all of the physical and life sciences in one package that's been so forcibly compressed that there's just barely room on it for one label, and that label is "Evolution."
~David D.G.
Your car can't possibly make itself BECAUSE IT ISN'T FUCKING ALIVE!!!!!!!! Think about it, moron!
Goddamn these people are so fucking stupid!
Amazing! He doubts theory A, which he knows nothing about, so he attacks theory B, which he knows nothing about.
I don´t only doubt creation, but completely deny it..
It is the worst interpretation of facts that I have ever seen in my life and can´t understand how supposedly rational people can come to that conclusion.
Nothing poofed or we don´t know what or where it came from.
and from that poofing came all of the whole universe, and then life started by another poof. What kind of supposed logic is that..
Just like saying that god made himself..
Oh wait that is what they say...
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"I don´t only doubt evolution, but completely deny it."
Ignorance isn't a badge of honor and shouldn't be flaunted as such.
"It is the worst interpretation of facts that I have ever seen in my life and can´t understand how supposedly rational people can come to that conclusion."
Just for fun, name some facts of evolution. I dare you. I doubt you could actually do it.
"Nothing exploded or we don´t know what or where it came from."
Seems I was correct.
"and from that explosion came all of the whole universe, and then life started by itself. What kind of supposed logic is that.."
Asinine logic. Good thing evolution states no such thing or it would be in trouble.
"Just like saying that my car made itself.."
Your car is not a living, replicating organism now is it?
from that explosion came all of the whole universe, and then life started by itself.
Yeah, it's much more logical to think some supernatural being waved his hand and the whole universe came from nothing, because some bronze-age Arab goat herder said so in a book that we don't have any more but some Jewish scribes 25-30 centuries later swore they had a true copy of it.
Jesus built my hotrod! (I'm sure someone already made that reference but I can't be bothered looking)
Also, I don't only doubt Christianity, I completely deny it. Two men wearing nothing but boots, shorts and padded gloves climbing into a square canvas podium surrounded by elasticated rope and hitting each other until one of them makes full bodily contact with the canvas floor for longer than ten seconds. What kind of logic is that ??
Maybe there's a point here.
I just can't imagine any adaptive benefit that would allow people so incredibly stupid to survive. Even a blind, random process couldn't possibly create such an idiot by accident. It would take a god to design such a brain-dead lump of shit that still has the ability to breathe.
Thank you, King of Kings, you have restored my faith in God! Thank you!
"It is the worst interpretation of facts that I have ever seen in my life and can´t understand how supposedly rational people can come to that conclusion.
Nothing exploded or we don´t know what or where it came from."
What do you people have against my irony meter? It's done nothing to you, but you insist in breaking it!!!
YOU DARE CALL YOURSELF THE KING OF KINGS?
"With dreams to be a King,
first one should be a man!", you fucking son of a bitch!
You are no man. You are a mindless slave to a spoiled brat. NEVER, EVER again insult Heavy Metal like that!
Also, you fail at evolution, strawman-making and cosmology.
God fucking damnit all to hell.
Why is it that every single argument these people present against evolution have nothing to do with evolution whatsoever.
Its not like good arguments would make it onto fstdt anyway, XD , but its not like any religious person have presented any good argument on any other site either.
I don´t only doubt creation, but completely deny it (Kitzmiller vs. Dover, lol).
It is the worst interpretation of facts that I have ever seen in my life and can´t understand how obviously brainwashed people can come to that conclusion.
Nothing was 'created' by a 'God', because we know what and how it came to be.
And from the expansion came all of the whole universe, and then life started by itself. What kind of logic is that fairytale in Genesis?
Cars are made in automated factories (non-sequitur there, but blame KoK; also disregard what he says, he sucks koks)
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