Religion is never a force for good. These people are so blind and it's so sad. Religion only enslaves. It's the problem not the solution.
I'm so glad I don't have a religion with Jesus, I have a relationship!
religion+god=slavery
relationship+Jesus=freedom
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No, no, NO. Christianity is a religion, whether you like the term or not.
I'm so sick of fundies and their stupid catch-phrases. Vomit, vomit, VOMIT.
If your ram is loud, you could (1) pick a quieter ram, (2) try using lube, (3) record it and set it to a hip hop beat.
Everybody's wrong but me, so I'll just redefine "religion" to include everybody but me and call my religion something else I invented myself.
Apparently, LoudRam thinks someone appointed him the king of the English language.
For a second I thought it would be an atheist fundie.
I was all ready to point out the fallacies of someone who believes what I do.
Then I realize it's another theist fundie.
Where's the equal opportunities, man!
Relationship with jesus is never a force for good. These people are so blind and it's so sad. Relationship with jesus only enslaves. It's the problem not the solution.
I'm so glad I don't have a relationship with Jesus, I understand reality!
religion+god=slavery
relationship+Jesus=slavery with a different name.
Fixed.
LoudRam, Rapture Ready [Comments
So, since it's not a religion, then, you'll be giving up that tax-exempt status, right?
Also, Philbert, I guess that means Orwell was right.
Well, he's right about the religion part, just forgot to add "organized" in front of it. Other than that, he fails -- this "relationship with Jesus" fits the standard definition of religion.
And what happens if you decide to end that relationship? You get damned to Hell, right?
Sure sounds like slavery to me.
Which would make it--le gasp--a religion!
Take THAT, NoisyGoat!
So wait....
Christianity = religion
and
Christianity = relationship
QED: religion = relationship
God = Jesus = God
religion/relationship + God/Jesus = slavery
AND
religion/relationship + God/Jesus = freedom
QED: freedom = slavery
I didn't know Jesus was a fan of 1984
Boy, I was actually agreeing with a Rapture Retard for the first time ever. Until I got past the first five sentences.
Then, normal service was resumed.
Relationship + Jesus = religion
Or, we won't be counting you, and the likes of you, among the Christians of your country.
That building you go to for your relationship will be called a brothel and it will lose it's tax-exempt status.
If its not a religion, why does your lot insist that the 1st amendment refers to freedom of religion and not freedom from religion? It sounds lie, either way, the 1st amendment doesn't apply to you and the rest of us can marginalize you to our heart's content.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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