"Yeah it's sorta like that standard BABBLE about all live things came from dead things and that all of something came from nothing."
Who is it that worships a corpse that was dead for three days and then woke up, wandered around for a while and then flew off into the sky?
"And oh yeah, all of us came from idiot apes who left no trace of their civilizations anywhere in the world."
Civilization has only been around for a few thousand years, moron. There are, however, cave paintings that are 30,000+ years old and artifacts dating to roughly the same time.
"They show it to us in cartoons and a big tooth they picked up along the equator and tell us it's true."
That's called being "dumbed down" so that people like you can keep up with the conversation.
"Just have an imagination. That is true science - don't you stupid creationist dolts know anything?"
While an imagination is probably a good thing to have when performing science, so as to think of alternate explanations for what you're studying, it's not where scientific knowledge comes from. Creationists, on the other hand, use solely their imagination when trying to debunk science which is why they do so poorly at it.
"Just remember - you person who believes in God. You are inferior and have no FREEDOM to think otherwise."
Not inferior, just slightly/moderately/severely deluded, depending on where you fall on the Fundy Scale.