[On the Bible]
never in history has it been scientificlly determined to have a single flaw.
You will find websites saying other wise,
course you will find websites saying that the haullocost (sp?) never happened either and that the jews fronted the whole thing.
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Let's start with the conflicting creation myths - Genesis 1 and 2 don't exactly line up with each other. Then there's the bit about the waters above the sky (nope), "four corners of the earth" (wrong), the age of the earth (either very, very badly wrong or he left one hell of a lot of clues pointing in the wrong direction), ...
And that's just off the top of my head. Check out the Skeptic's Annotated Bible if you want to see more (though I think they're a bit overzealous on calling bullshit there - some of the contradictions they raise seem like there are reasonable interpretations that don't involve a contradiction).
I've heard "Evolution inspired Holocaust", but never "Beliving in evolution is like denying Holocaust".
I've heard someone unintentionaly comparing beliving Global Warming is Human-caused to beliving in a Flat Earth while trying to poke fun at climate-sceptics, though.
Hares do not chew the cud. That is a scientifically established fact. Leviticus is wrong on this point.
Hey, I've just done what has never in history been done!
Sites that mention the Bible having flaws usually provide at least ten examples, they're only reporting the facts, things the Bible actually says.
You'll usually find Holocaust Denial sites are Christian sites, usually Fundie, the ones who never actually read the Bible. The ones who think Israels real important but them Jews gotta get with Jesus
Hares do not chew the cud (h/t Dr. Shrinker)
A bat is not a bird
Pi does not = 3
Insects have 6 legs, not 4
The mustard seed is not the smallest seed, nor does it grow into a tree
Men and women have the same number of ribs
Thinking and feeling take place in the brain, not the heart
The genealogies in Matthew and Mark have different number of generations, almost no names in common, and point to Joseph. (If God were truly the Father of Jesus, why trace to Joseph? Mary's was the only line appropriate) He had no contribution, except financial.
You were saying?
"never in history has it been scientificlly determined to have a single flaw."
The Bible states that Pi = exactly 3.
Mathematical (and thus scientific) fact says otherwise:
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Thus a flaw in the Bible. Therefore all the Bible (and thus your so-called 'beliefs', ArchxAngel) is fictional fantasy bullshit from cover to cover.
Ergo, Atheism. QED.
Wow. The first time I've seen someone comparing bible criticism to holocaust denying.
"ArchxAngel", well done. You produced another highlight in fallacious fundie arguments.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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