To the aitheist.....?
since you say.....there is no god....who created the earth???...oh....the bigbang theory....well how could that happen????couldnt happen in just midair!!!!why dont animals talk since you kno.......they are people just dead ppl!!!!ewwwww ......dead walking animals!!!!do you really believe there is no god when the bible is a proven fact of history and the bible makes the world make since....unlike this crap that there is no god and evolution is real and we are really monkeys!!!!!!idiots!
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Holy shit, so much stupid. I don't even think you'd have to defend evolution or big bang cosmology to this person; it'd just go over her head.
Also, "jons babe"? Fucking seriously? Could you possibly be a more stereotypical female fundie than to define yourself by the man you're fucking?
There was no air before the Big bang, and atheists have no problem with you believing in God causing the big bang, they just don't think a God is needed for the big bang considering that God 'just exists' and hence instead of there being a God, the universe can just as easily 'just exist'.
You kind of have no idea what you're talking about after that first part.
You. You have lost your question mark, ellipses, and exclamation mark priveleges for the day. Please hand in your keyboard.
By the way, the big bang theory is not a "who". It's an event. It describes something that happened, it is not a sentient being.
And it wouldn't have happened in midair. There wouldn't have been any air for it to happen in. Heck, as far as I understand it, there wouldn't even be any space for it to happen in, because the big bang theory also describes the expansion of space.
And how are animals dead people? I guess if you believe in reincarnation . . . but most atheists don't . . . well, there are some Buddhists out there who don't believe in a God but believe in reincarnation, I guess.
Even if reincarnation existed, and most atheists believed in it, most animals still wouldn't be able to talk because they don't have a human voice box.
Any possibility that this is a poe?
"the bible is a proven fact of history"
Riiiiigght. That's why there's no actual proof for what it says except for itself, which is not actual proof.
Circular logic is circular
"To the aitheist.....?
since you say.....there is no god....who created the earth???"
To the illiterate dickhead...
Considering the 'First Cause' argument, and the fact that the ancient Chinese invented negative numbers; also the ancient Mayans were the first to invent - and use - '0' or Zero in their numerical system...
Who created God?
Unlike this fundie crap, that there is a 'God', and 'Creation' is real - and that we are all descendants of a dirt-man and rib-woman.
Idiots.
@Iczer-four
Ah, gotta love Rei Hino/Sailor Mars. She was my favourite of the Sailor Senshi in "Sailor Moon". <3 :3
"the bible is a proven fact of history"
Biblical, Torah and Hebrew scholars won't make this claim, but every yahoo fundie thinks it's a fact. Maybe if you read it like they have.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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