Can atheist and christians come please?
Christians: what are you catholic or protestant. and why?
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I'll try to answer his questions...
A Big Bang CAN make the whole universe. No on made the universe. All the matter was always here. The universe is just where the matter is. Humans have thousands of languages because everyone needs to communicate omehow, we can vocalize and I think we can safely say that all the humans on the planet get together for a meeting and some caribou legs to collaborate on languages. Why can't shrapnel explode? The world cannot just stop spinning unless something hits us. Look up inertia. There's too much stupid here.
Even if Jesus existed, think about it, if you were told from birth that you were the son of god, would you start to believe it? Especially back then?
Questions and statements answered in order:
There is no proof. Thank you, Captain Obvious. What do you know? Who cares? Who says it was a who? How do you explain how many languages are related to each other and why it is possible with time and patience to learn them? (If God really meant to use that to split us up, he failed.) No it wasn't. They don't. Who says it isn't? (The universe is pretty damn big.) Gravity, you dumb schmuck!
And a question for you, Chuck. Are you ever going to learn how to spell, use grammar, learn how and when to use capitals? Do you just hate writing above a second grade level?
Christian: Why do you actually think a Jew from the ancient Middle East is the only god? There are so many deities around the world. I mean a poorly educated carpenter can't make the whole universe. And anyway, who made your god? Who taught him creation? Why are there thousands of Christian sects? It WAS proven that your holy days and rituals are stolen from pagans. Where does the feminine life force come from? Why does the taijitu explain the forces of the universe so well? If one omnipotent omnibenevolent god created everything, why is there suffering? Why didn't he start over and make a better universe? And anyway since you're just Jesus only, doesn't it scare you that maybe he was a false prophet like every other one ever? I'm not because I have the Mother Goddess.
Pagans: Are you revivalist or Neo-Pagan? And why?
Who made God? And which god did s/he make first?
The sun, moon, stars etc all move around, nothing is stationary.
Christians, why are you not Muslims or Hindus?
Chuck, were these the most intelligent questions you could think of? If so, I pity you.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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