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Billions of years ago, a big bang produced a large rock. As the rock cooled, sweet brown liquid formed on its surface. As time passed, aluminum formed itself into a can, a lid, and a tab. Millions of years later, red and white paint fell from the sky, and formed itself into the words "Coca Cola 12 fluid ounces."

Of course, my theory is an insult to your intellect, because you know that if the Coca Cola can is made, there must be a maker. If it is designed, there must be a designer. The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident, is to move into an intellectual free zone.

The Atheist Test, The theory of evolution of the Coca Cola can. 40 Comments [9/2/2008 8:26:30 PM]
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Old Viking

I give up. You're too sharp for me.

9/2/2008 8:31:09 PM

Allegory for Jesus

"A known artificial object wasn't formed through natural processes. Therefore, everything that is natural must be artificial and not formed through natural processes as well."

You've got to love the sheer idiocy that is the argument from design...

9/2/2008 8:35:52 PM

werewolf

Okay, so the next bit would be to get two Coke cans and get them fucking. If little Coke cans appear after a bit of time, I'm going to revise my estimate of your intellect.

In the meantime, you're down as an uneducated moron.

9/2/2008 8:39:06 PM

breakerslion

werewolf beat me to it. I love these guys. They have the example of sexual reproduction that created them, but somehow, everything requires a Magic Maker and His Cosmic Machine Shop.

Put another way: "No, you weren't made of mud, but there was some pretty squiggly little pieces of genetic material involved. From where I sit, the world would have been a better place if your parents had used contraception.

9/2/2008 8:48:13 PM



Isn't this in the same Ray Comfort video as that stupid banana argument? *checks link* I guess it must be.

9/2/2008 8:50:34 PM

Nibien

Ah, these ID people are so very amusing. They're either purposefully lying and saying asinine stuff to get the uneducated Christian base under their control or they're honestly this stupid and don't understand evolution or exactly why this is a completely idiotic thing to say.

Unfortunately, as it goes "Never attribute to malice that which you can attribute to stupidity."

9/2/2008 8:51:57 PM

anevilmeme

No, badly thought out, dumb ass straw man arguments are a move into an intellectual free zone.

9/2/2008 9:09:36 PM

Orangutan

Erm, Coke doesn't replicate. And it will chafe you if you try.

9/2/2008 9:15:20 PM

WhyDontYou.Org.Uk

Boring, repetitve theistic nonsense that passes itself off as an "argument" against evolution.

I dont know what is worse, that people think this is logically sound, or that theists think it is original.

9/2/2008 9:19:52 PM

Voldemort13

I applaud you for your creativity.

9/2/2008 9:21:19 PM

Morbo

EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

GOODNIGHT!

9/2/2008 9:23:51 PM

Mudflappus

Wait a minute . . . that's not where Coke comes from? Let me guess, next you're going to tell me that Santa is just a myth right?

9/2/2008 9:39:30 PM

Amanda

I think we're already in an intellectual free zone.

9/2/2008 9:42:14 PM

Osiris

Nothing works that way.

9/2/2008 9:43:11 PM

Grigadil

You run on ahead to that intellect-free zone. We'll stay here.

Everyone knows the aluminum can evolved from a steel can, which evolved from a glass bottle, believe it or not!

9/2/2008 9:59:39 PM

Fanatic-Templar

You believe you were made by some guy farting on dirt. Shut up.

9/2/2008 10:22:09 PM

Freboy

Of course that's not the way coca cola is made. It's made by an all-mighty guy pointing at a rock going "let there be coke".

9/2/2008 10:26:48 PM

Jay-Sus

And the can then evolved into a 591 mL bottle. Makes perfect sense.

9/2/2008 11:00:42 PM

Quantum Mechanic

"there must be a maker"



Wow! You're philosophically up-to-speed with Tom Paine.

He's dead.

9/2/2008 11:07:07 PM

Carrie

Nah. The Coke would go flat in the time it took for the can to form.

9/2/2008 11:12:32 PM

Angel Kaida

Yeah, you've got all the intellectuals over in your zone, TATest. That's why your argument is so compelling.

9/2/2008 11:26:28 PM

Nowonmai

Why do fundies keep trying to disprove Big Bang by injecting man made items?

Doesn't work that way!

9/2/2008 11:29:08 PM

Sisyphus

I get a kick out of the "Atheist Test". What is it our lawyer friends say? Leading the witness?

9/2/2008 11:29:11 PM

Headache

Well, you can sometimes wonder what the difference between CocaCola and rabbits are.... They seem to reproduce at the same level, is there a place on this Earth where you can not get a coke?

9/2/2008 11:51:12 PM

tracer

"The alternative, that it happened by chance or accident,"


EVOLUTION DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY!

9/3/2008 12:08:02 AM

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