Hey ladies! Get your burka orders in now before Obama is inaugurated! Once he's in and mandates that all women wear burkas, the price will go way up! Time to throw away all your Venus razors and Nair because hairy arm pits and legs will be all the rage. That's payback to all the dumb men that voted for Obama...take that!
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I want a burka like Michelle Obama's! Maybe I can look a quarter as pretty as she does.
Oh wait, that's not a burka, dumbass.
Once he's in and mandates that all women wear burkas
HOW???? What power does the President constitutionally have that would allow him to impose a dress code on every single woman in the nation?? Have you dumbasses even read the Constitution????
There is only one person talking sense in that thread. Lima India Bravo talks about burkas being mandated only in ultra-social conservative countries. Then he goes on to point out the contradiction in calling Obama an ultra-liberal while at the same time saying that he will bring about sharia law. Unfortunately, the only person who responded to his post was an idiot and thought he was joking...
Logical disconnect imminent! How can one both be a liberal and a fundamentalist Muslim? It does not compute!
@Burka Wearing Liberal First Lady
So I wasn't the only one who noticed the "soon-to-be-First-Lady" has a hot booty?
Isn't it lovely how hysterically hpocritical these right-wing GOP sheep have become? The same clowns who were complaining about how sexy women dress and how liberals encouraged it, are now saying that Obama, supposedly super-liberal in his politics, will become fundie like them in his dress code for women! Oh well, no one with any sense ever suggested that the Republican toadies that watch FOXGOPNEWS were bright enough to know when they are being contradictory. Hell FOXGOPNEWS does it every time their Republican masters change their talking points.
Burkas are worn only in highly conservative countries. Their purpose is to keep the women covered, so their nude flesh does not offend or entice the men.
I thought the liberals were going to do away with morals and have non-stop socialist orgies.
Maybe only the gay men will be allowed to go naked, and all the women will have to wear burkas, and that's how the liberals will teach us to be gay?
C.S.T.D.T. Conservatives say the dumbest things.
You all must remember, the only part of the Constitution any of these intelligence-deficient half-wits know is the 2nd amendment, and none of them even know the full amendment only one small part of a sentance. They also will quote the first amendment when they think you are trying to take it away from them (usually when you correct them on something or call them on their bullshit). But of course the second amendment is the most important part of the Constitution, so much so that you can pretty much forget about and ignore all the rest of the document.
Actually under islam women are clean shaven... ALL over.
Islam commands that women remain clean by shaving all their body hair or threading it to remove it.
Take it however you want.
@ Ken
I agree, but at the same time I think it'll be a lot easier to introduce the idea that men need to shave as well instead of eliminating shaving altogether.
Obviously, I've thought about this too much.
Wait... if women are forced to wear burkas, how is anyone other than their husband going to know if they shave or not?
Also, Reaganite doesn't seem to know that his "revenge" scheme would have a far from univeral effect on men. Some of us like the natural look, and other guys honestly don't care.
I'm willing to bet money that the men who voted for Obama are cuter, smarter, and more respectful of women than the men who voted for McCain, and so they aren't exactly your type of man anyway and won't care if you end up looking like a furry bear.
Reaganite?
Doesn't he know that Reagan was the Antichrist?
Robert (6 letters)
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Also, the cold war and all the messing around with other countries causing problems to everyone was a good period?
Don't you fundies want your women covered up?
And besides, surely the price would go down, with that much demand the supply would rise accordingly and bulk buying by shops would get discounts etc.
Call yourself right wing? you obviously don't understand the first thing about capitalism.
Four years later....
Obama is not a Muslim, numbskull.
Also, not all Muslims are crazy fundamentalists that think women should wear burquas.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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