Quote# 52215

[In response to a woman who said that she was a straight woman hoping to marry a straight man and that CT's recent allowing gay's to marry had no impact on her]

Well, Jeneral....what will you do if there are NO men to marry? What would you do if we become a dominant homosexual state as Sparta was? You ceast to exist....that's what!!! How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?

Remember when God sent the Angel of the Lord (that's Jesus) to Sodom & Gomorriah? They gay men came to Lot's house & said, "Let us have sex with your men visitors." Lot said, "I'll give you my virgin daughters, just leave these men alone."

Do you remember what happened next??? boom!!!

R. Crockett, Newsvine 82 Comments [11/13/2008 2:20:50 PM]
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Psittacosis

Yeah, that Lot sure was the only righteous man in Sodom, wasn't he?

11/13/2008 2:22:24 PM



Attack of the evil Gheys?

11/13/2008 2:24:05 PM

alphastar

I don't quite see how allowing gays to marry would make them come over to your place to have sex with your husband.

11/13/2008 2:24:51 PM

NoAstronomer

Anyone else think R. Crockett needs to step out of the closet?

11/13/2008 2:32:00 PM

KathleenTheTerrible

Let me be the first to say...

THITH. ITH. THPARTAAAAAAAA!!

11/13/2008 2:32:13 PM

conservativevoice

Is it just me, or does anyone else feel that
a. I have gay friends, none have ever even suggested I change my orientation or tried to seduce me.

b. No matter how many gays marry, it won't make me turn gay...I am attracted to women.

11/13/2008 2:32:32 PM

GreenEyedLilo

Um...a straight man who can be persuaded into a three-way with the gay male couple next door is a contradiction in terms. I'm beginning to think that R. Crockett might be persuadable, however.

11/13/2008 2:32:47 PM

Asuka

Well, Jeneral....what will you do if there are NO men to marry? What would you do if we become a dominant homosexual state as Sparta was? You ceast to exist....that's what!!! How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?


11/13/2008 2:42:12 PM

Berny

What can I say? That was a phuckload of phail.
Lot's willingness to allow the gang rape of his daughters is one of the most abhorrent fables in the bible and this 'tard cites it as a moral example.
As it dawned on you that no heterosexual male would be interested in sex with a gay male? Unless you feel such persuasion might work on you, and that's what you're really afraid of?
As to Sparta being a predominantly homosexual state, it endured for longer than the USA has been around. They weren't all homosexuals, dummy.

11/13/2008 2:52:32 PM

Route666

tho thaeth teh babble.

Evidence please

11/13/2008 2:55:59 PM

Paschal Wagner

Trust me. No guy would ever come on to your sorry ass.

11/13/2008 3:02:32 PM

Horsefeathers

"Well, Jeneral....what will you do if there are NO men to marry?"

Which would happen why, exactly?

"What would you do if we become a dominant homosexual state as Sparta was?"

Well now, that's a really poor example.

From Wikipedia:

"From c. 650 BC it rose to become the dominant military power in the region, and as such was recognised as the overall leader of the combined Greek forces during the Greco-Persian Wars. Sparta owed its military efficiency to its social structure, unique in ancient Greece."

And it stayed that way for 300 years or so. Not to mention that the women had an unparalleled equality to men in Spartan society.

"Spartan women enjoyed a status, power and respect that was unknown in the rest of the classical world. They controlled their own properties, as well as the properties of male relatives who were away with the army. It is estimated that women were the sole owners of at least 35% of all land and property in Sparta.[56] The laws regarding a divorce were the same for both men and women. Unlike women in Athens, if a Spartan woman became the heiress of her father because she had no living brothers to inherit (an epikleros), the woman was not required to divorce her current spouse in order to marry her nearest paternal relative.[57] Spartan women rarely married before the age of 20, and unlike Athenian women who wore heavy, concealing clothes and were rarely seen outside the house, Spartan women wore short dresses and went where they pleased."

So, Sparta was a military powerhouse that dominated the region, had social equality for women. They had a rather odd economy but it seemed to work for them.

In other words Crockett, shut the fuck up.

"You ceast to exist....that's what!!!"

So, gay men show up and women cease to exist, is that it? Does the opposite work if a bunch of lesbians move in?

"How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?"

Probably the same way she'd feel if the neighborhood slut next door tried it. I'm sure the husband would be far less tempted though.

"Remember when God sent the Angel of the Lord (that's Jesus) to Sodom & Gomorriah? They gay men came to Lot's house & said, "Let us have sex with your men visitors." Lot said, "I'll give you my virgin daughters, just leave these men alone.""

A paragon of virtue he was.

The story isn't about homosexuality you dolt. It's a morality tale about hospitality and how one should treat visitors. The fact that homosexuality is hinted at/shown isn't the fucking point.

"Do you remember what happened next??? boom!!!"

Try actually reading the fucking thing next time. Tell me where it says god destroyed anything directly because of homosexuality running rampant.

11/13/2008 3:04:41 PM

John

We're not talking about legalizing gay sex. Gay sex is already legal. It has been ever since the last of the old Southern "sodomy" laws were dropped from the books decades ago. We're talking about a piece of paper granting legal rights. Why would offering gay couples a piece of paper suddenly make straight men want to go out and have sex with other men? Crockett talks as if all the straight guys in the world are just itching to have sex with other men and the only thing stopping them is that they can't marry them. That's a ridiculous argument.

11/13/2008 3:07:52 PM

k

SPARTA!

11/13/2008 3:11:27 PM

Brainy

a) Please calm down

b) Considering you can't choose to be gay, the numbers of gay men aren't likely to increase rapidly with the approval of gay marriage (much to my chagrin)

c) I lol'd @ KathleenTheTerrible

11/13/2008 3:16:47 PM

dg

@John: Actually, those laws are still on the books in several states; they were invalidated by the Supreme Court only five years ago (Lawrence vs. Texas).

11/13/2008 3:19:24 PM

Damen


11/13/2008 3:21:15 PM

Paschal Wagner

Remember when God sent the Angel of the Lord (that's Jesus) to Sodom & Gomorriah?

Jesus is in the OT now?

11/13/2008 3:21:51 PM

aaa

Spartans kick ass.

11/13/2008 3:22:56 PM

Parallax

THIS IS SPARTAAAAA!!!!!

11/13/2008 3:30:29 PM

Elphada

too bad the "boom!!!" wasn't Lot's daughters shooting a hole through him with a 12 gauge. Lot sure was a man of God, huh?


It still gets me that they are up in arms about gay marriage. 2 women or 2 men who love each other and are dedicated to each other are less than a man that beats the crap out of his wife and children. Go figure.

11/13/2008 3:32:27 PM

sooze

How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?

Meh - no worries.
My (hypethetical) husband wouldn't be interested in the slightest. And if he was, we'd have bigger problems in our marriage than the horny neighbors...

11/13/2008 3:33:15 PM

Mortok

Yes, it would indeed be terrible for Jeneral if that happened. For R. Crockett, it would be something akin to paradise.

11/13/2008 3:37:41 PM

GigaGuess

For fuck sakes...GAY MEN MARRYING DOES NOT MEAN EVERY MAN WILL MARRY ANOTHER MAN! Fuck!

11/13/2008 3:46:05 PM

Seigi no Mikata

How will you feel when your gay next door neighbors want to come over & seduce your husband?

Just admit, Mr. Crockett. That is your secret fantasy.

11/13/2008 3:50:56 PM

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