[The elusive fundie trifecta, FSTDT, CSTDT, RSTDT and mad as a very mad thing:]
The Following History of the Kingdom of God, Earth, shall be official for all purposes:
God created Earth on 01.01.0001 AD (His Kingdom or His Reign);
God ordered Noah to build the ark on 10.02.0600 AD;
God flooded Earth saving only Noah's Family on 17.02.0600 AD;
God dried Earth and made the Covenant with Noah on 01.01.0601 AD.
(There's a whole site full of this seriously insane insanity)
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So the worlds only 2008 years old now?
How do you people keep up with this bullshit?
Edit:
I googled the name, seems it was a real site.
Here's some shit I found on him
http://www.slashlegal.com/showthread.php?t=160723
Other than that, he just spams groups with links to his non-existent website.
The day following Jesus Christ's birth, God created the world.
That's a, erm, very young earth creationist we have here. Though he has the same amount of evidence as most other types of creationist.
kingoftheheavies, I think he's working in a day-month-year format.
lol at his misuse of AD, too.
One of his later posts in the thread Antichrist linked to:
Dejudaization of the World and the Bible, effective as of 08.08.08
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"Dejudaization of ... the bible"?
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Jesus was a Jew. Do you take him out along with all the parts that were written by, about, or to Jews? Like, you know, almost all of it?
But honestly, the world was made on 01.01.0001 AD? What about all the stuff the bible says occurred prior? Like Jesus' birth in 4 BC? o0
Yay, Grishenkoff has been TOSsed. Again. Don't worry, lunacy fans, he'll be back soon with another ISP and another severely loony website.
Serge is convinced that God has personally authorised him to 'restore' the 'Kingdom of God'. This involves, inter alia, executing every Jew on Earth (plus a whole shedload of other people), and paying Serge £5 million a year as his Prime Ministers salary. And that's not all - send Grishenkoff £500 and you too can be a Prime Minister!
@Dark_Lord_Prime:
Oh my god you're right!
According to your timeline then most of the direct descendents of Adam, who according to the bible live many, many years, would have been killed during the flood. The bible doesn't say anything like that, nor does it say that Noah's Ark was built in seven days. How do you expect people to take you seriously if your theology has no scriptual basis aside from your own bible fanfic?
Note: If he was refering to the "Kingdom of God" then his use of Anno Domini (In the Year of our Lord) would be correct if he's referencing god rather than jesus, which based on the quote he seems to be doing. However, I don't think that this idiot realized that when he crafted this peice of drivel, and it's more likely he hasn't the slightest idea of the difference between either the historical or current use of BC/AD dating systems.
By the way, notice how long he's saying the Ark was afloat? From February 17 600, to January 1 601. Almost a year.
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How did Noah ward off the feeding frenzies?
Kid, you're not fit to be prime minister of your momma's basement, fuhgeddabout the sky fairy hiring you. Besides, guy's omniscient, why'd he of all people need help running this so-called kingdom? Tried that once, and some dick called Lucifer ended up bollixing the whole thing up.
Total nutcase. I hope he doesn't live anywhere near me.
His site is currently hosted by Google Sites, so I've reported it for inciting violence and hatred.
I think that will put me on his death list (http://www.grishenkoff.co.uk/the-rewa ). Next time he rebuilds his site with some other hoster, maybe he'll add a category for sneaks and stoolies.
Confused?
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