I flew one time, maybe a year after 9/11...there was a muslim right behind me. (Actually an Indian friend of mine told me he probably was Indian, and not Muslim, as Indians wear the bigger head thingys). Anyway as soon as we took off, the guy, who was in the middle seat, wanted to use the bathroom. Because of all the fear we all had, the guy next to him wouldn't let him go! He came up with excuses not to let the poor guy use the bathroom until the very end of the flight. haha. It would have been really funny if it hadn't been slightly nervewracking!
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Head thingys? Hats? Toupees? Ball gags? C'mon, you can be more specific than "head thingys."
There is nothing funny about racism or preventing someone from using the restroom. Grow up.
Yeah, I'm sure the guy found it hilarious.
I wish that he--Indian, Muslim, or whatever he was--had pissed all over Kitagrl and/or some like-minded person since he couldn't use the bathroom. Now *that* would have been funny!
For the love of Xenu, don't let these people fly out of Vancouver Int'l (large Sikh/Indian population).
Actually it may be kind of humorous, watching a fucktard like this freak out.
I hope the next time you fly, your in a big crash. But you don't die. You survive, but live in tortuous pain for the rest of your life. Excruciating pain, every second of every day. Painkillers don't help, you've maxed out on Morphine, and the pain is still more than you can bear. But you don't die in year months, or even a few years. No, you live for at least another two decades, maybe more. And there's nothing you can do about it. You can't stop the pain, because the medicine don't work. You can't kill yourself, because you're afraid of some non-existent sky fairy. And he's not much help either. Your daily cries for release, for healing, go unanswered. No one hears you. And your pain has also make you bitter. You've chased all your family and friends away. And, after many, many long years of this, you finally die, only to realize...
It would have been really funny...
I have irritable bowel syndrome. If I ever thought that you were fucking me around and thinking it was funny I would pull down my pants and fire a big load of diarrhoea shit all over your fundie face. And I could do it for hours on end.
Like Darwin above, I also have IBS. Keeping someone from a bathroom who desperately needs it should be illegal in my opinion.
If you tried to stop me, you would get hurt.
Personally, I would have knock the fuck out of the asshole hindering me, and then I would have knocked the fuck out of you just for being there. How do you like them apples, McCain voter?
You do understand, don't you, that being Muslim and being Indian are not mutually exclusive. I mean, one is a religion and the other is a nationality. There are Muslim Indians--not as many as there are Hindus and Sikhs, but there are some. It's like this: you know how you're American and also a fucking moron? Well, there are fucking morons who live in India, too. And Americans who aren't fucking morons. The one category has little to do with the other.
This educational moment was wasted on you courtesy of,
LeoKnox
@Not_You: I don't believe Kitagrl has an Indian friend, or any friends that don't go to her whites-only country-club church. She's never met anyone from outside the USA, or heard someone speake a foreign language. And nobody from India would ever say "head thingy."
Yeah, that's fucking hilarious that you nearly made an Indian Sikh soil himself because you cro-magnon assholes are terrified of all people from a different region and religion.
Your fear preserves neither your lives nor your humanity.
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I flew one time...
...but after my uncontrollable laughing fit when the guy behind me couldn't use the facilities, I was banned from all airlines for life.
Hahaha, racism is hilarious!
Seriously, I would have been like "Just fucking move, okay? Or I will move you."
It's not like you couldn't force your way out of your seat, after all. I'd have literally climbed over him if I had to in order to get to the aisle.
But, ironically enough, the guy was probably TOO POLITE TO DO THAT.
"A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport! That would be counter-productive."
-Russel Peters, Indian comedian
1)I have a nagging urge to act like Mr. T. so, I pity the fool who thinks turbans are called head thingies.
2)The guy behind you is a racist asshole, not letting someone use the bathroom because they were wearing a turban, wow...
A flight attendant or (in the worst case) the captain would have sorted this out very quickly. So, I call bullshit.
Unless it happened on Trailertrashair or Dumbfuckistan Airways.
To be honest, I doubt I could tell the difference between Muslim and Sikh dress, either. But no matter what the man's religion was, this is just plain wrong. I wish we could lock all racist/homophobic/etc people on an island together somewhere.
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