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The apparent antipathy between Iran and Israel is fake, the two states are secretly allied in a plot to dominate the world. Their ancient plot is immortalized in the Sumerian/Akkadian literary classic, the Epic of Gilgamesh.

Although the versions of the Epic are widely available on the internet, many people may not be familiar with the tale. I'll summarize...

Enkidu is a powerful brute that lives in the wilderness, who doesn't know his father, doesn't live a settled life and knows nothing of civilization. Uruk is an ancient city ruled by a King named Gilgamesh, that has fallen upon hard times, is in decline and slowly dying. A trapper informs Gilgamesh of some unknown force, Enkidu, in the mountains that is making it difficult for him to capture the creatures of the field. Gilgamesh tells the trapper to take the harlot Shamhat and use her womanly powers to lure and capture Enkidu, stripping him of his power and allowing the trapper to continue his trade. The plan is successful, Enkidu goes to Uruk with the Harlot, where he fights with and befriends Gilgamesh, abandons and turns against the animals, you people, he once protected and goes with Gilgamesh on subsequent murderous adventures, saving Uruk before he dies.

It is clear to me that Enkidu represents the western nations of the present time, while Shamhat is Israel and Gilgamesh is Iran. I've recently thought that Gilgamesh was the Arabian, but now consider Enkidu to be the Arabian.

Israel and Iran's hate of one another is a ruse designed to lure the west, specifically America, as Europe and Russia have already fallen for it, into a war designed to destroy our nation and reduce us to the level of a dog, just as they did to Enkidu.

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