That's the beauty of Heaven... we can leave our brains behind.
[4/23/2009 1:30:46 PM]
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4/23/2009 1:31:46 PM
Best. Quote. Ever.
4/23/2009 1:32:19 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (CRASH - the sound of me falling on the floor)
4/23/2009 1:33:19 PM
Have you had an MRI scan to prove you have a brain for starters?
Actually, and all joking apart, this is the kind of comment that tells me those who make it are certifiable for sectioning.
4/23/2009 1:34:26 PM
Also the beauty of Arkansas, South Carolina, North Dakota ... or any other place fundies flock.
4/23/2009 1:34:40 PM
Having the pleasure of finding and posting this quote is probably the highlight of my internet experience.
*And auto-approving it was one of the highlights of mine. Well submitted! ~FSTDT Mod*
4/23/2009 1:34:50 PM
The Skeptic Wept
Kinda puts new meaning to the "Left Behind" series, huh?
4/23/2009 1:37:24 PM
Ok that's it. They said it.
4/23/2009 1:40:15 PM
With other words, you leave nothing well functioning or important behind :D
4/23/2009 1:41:31 PM
Impossible, Lainy - you're brain
4/23/2009 1:41:40 PM
Rat of Steel
Well, the RR-tards certainly didn't waste any time getting themselves prepared, did they?
4/23/2009 1:41:55 PM
No brain, no pain.
4/23/2009 1:48:59 PM
fundie in a nutshell. XD
4/23/2009 1:49:52 PM
Heh, heh. Too easy.
4/23/2009 1:51:28 PM
No matter what your religion is, this is what fundamentalism is all about.
4/23/2009 1:56:05 PM
I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else.
4/23/2009 1:56:20 PM
Oh, wait. We already have.
This wins Quote of the Year award.
4/23/2009 1:56:45 PM
I suppose you'd better, or Zombie Jesus will eat them.
4/23/2009 1:58:57 PM
My life is now complete.
4/23/2009 1:59:30 PM
This one'll probably keep me in stitches the rest of the day.
And maybe for the next few as well.
4/23/2009 2:02:35 PM
I don't think that should be too difficult for you
4/23/2009 2:09:09 PM
(by Fundies without Brains)
You can rapture if you want to
You can leave your brains behind
'Cause your brains don't rapture
And if they rapture
Well they're no brains of mine.
4/23/2009 2:10:34 PM
Way to easy.
4/23/2009 2:14:48 PM
@ Amanda: "I think you already left your brains behind somewhere else."
Yep, and then he flushed.
4/23/2009 2:17:05 PM
No, no, no, no freaking way is this not a poe! This is just too damn perfect!
4/23/2009 2:25:17 PM